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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 9123 (01/19/09 10:53 PM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2319 (01/19/09 11:14 PM) |
Derek doesn't need a gut check. He needs a stapled gut!
Oh, and Derek can only wish he has a slim, attractive, and muscular body as well as a handsome face like Tarek "Virile Prophet of Jesus Christ" Saab. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9124 (01/19/09 11:34 PM) Registered User |
At least Derek has never been involved in an aborted pregnancy. If Tarek only knew what his freshman year GF did at the Free Clinic....
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2320 (01/20/09 12:57 AM) |
Stop slandering Tarek with misinformation. Good Catholics don't have sexual intercourse before marriage, silly. They have anal sex instead!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9125 (01/20/09 8:13 AM) Registered User |
Ooops My Bad...I thought that sex with a priest didn't count.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2322 (01/20/09 8:59 AM) |
Can we stop talking about sex in Derek's thread? The poor boy must be feeling most inadequate, knowing that handsome men like Tarek and gorgeous nubile
babes like Miss Alley have healthy sex lives while he has to content himself with bags after bags of Krispy Kremes.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9126 (01/20/09 9:05 AM) Registered User |
Just like that cooch between your legs? It does resemble a Krispy Kreme: It's is full of grease, sticky, messy and doctors say that going near it is bad
for your health.
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Pathetic |
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Posts: 11672 (01/20/09 3:25 PM) Registered user |
when will Bearek finally strip on TV?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2323 (01/20/09 7:24 PM) |
Just like that cooch between your legs? It does resemble a Krispy Kreme: It's is full of grease, sticky, messy and doctors say that going near it is bad for your health.You're just miserable because you don't have a cooch of your own. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9129 (01/20/09 10:55 PM) Registered User |
No, but I could grab some old moldy meatloaf that has been rotting in the back of the fridge and stick it in my pants and pretend that I have yours.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2324 (01/21/09 1:39 AM) |
And you have some nerve, to complain about the low quality of the lovers you attracted with your homemade cooch. If you wanna be me, use some truffles and
tiramisu, at the very least.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9130 (01/21/09 8:31 AM) Registered User |
Now I understand why they use pigs to hunt truffles...I guess they can stand the scent.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2326 (01/21/09 7:54 PM) |
Please don't pretend to hate the coochie. You must be wearing your mother's dress and a Better Midle wig to stand at the street corner outside your house every night for a reason... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9134 (01/21/09 7:57 PM) Registered User |
Just trying to trick a businessman into fucking me.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2327 (01/22/09 1:25 AM) |
How sad, having to resort to such underhanded deception just to get another human being to touch you... |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 5861 (01/22/09 5:27 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
This thread NEVER dies <3 <3 <3
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9135 (01/22/09 8:29 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote:This from the woman who dresses herself as a Catholic schoolgirl and tells unsuspecting businessmen that her virginity can be had for fifty cents? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2328 (01/22/09 4:39 PM) |
Fifty grand.
And I do can pass myself off as sweet sixteen, which is more than I can say for you. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9136 (01/22/09 5:33 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Looks like you dropped out of school at sixteen too... |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2329 (01/22/09 6:15 PM) |
At least I wasn't "home schooled" by my mother's "daddies", unlike a certain bitter old coot...
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
