Oh please...the "Good Book" is full of violence, polygomy and rape. Plus all that beastiality that was cut out of that whole Noah's Ark section.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2238 (12/11/08 2:04 AM) |
It wasn't violence! It was an accident!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9080 (12/11/08 2:21 AM) Registered User |
Do you like that special, "extra" Bible that Archie is so fond of?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2239 (12/11/08 2:23 AM) |
Oh yes, I love reading about Jesus.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9081 (12/11/08 10:08 PM) Registered User |
Well, now I finally know what to get you for Christmas!!!!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2244 (12/12/08 12:47 AM) |
Thank you! That will be so useful when I visit the orphanage next week to do some charity!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9082 (12/12/08 1:21 AM) Registered User |
This is like a cheap porn version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Or in this case, the Snatch Snatchers.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2246 (12/12/08 3:10 AM) |
Don't be so sad. I'm a much happier person now that I am pure, so you should try it too!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9083 (12/12/08 11:28 AM) Registered User |
I was thinking about becomming Born Again, but I got it right the first time.
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 14474 (12/14/08 12:47 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Acoholocaust.
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Posts: 2252 (12/15/08 1:10 AM) |
A little bird informed me that poor SuitSnob was admitted into rehab yesterday (some low rent one, not Betty Ford, because Suity isn't expensive or famous
enough). Apparently the sight of Derek walking down the street holding hands with Carey the Humongously Dicked Purple-Pantied Dinosaur sent the poor thing back
to the bottle.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9090 (12/15/08 2:53 AM) Registered User |
Yeah... a bottle of acid to bathe my eyes in after seeing Carey in his Tutti-Frutti Too-Tight Trunks.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2259 (12/15/08 7:17 AM) |
Don't be coy. You're lucky the local news had to cover the case of the mad cows on a rampage all over town, or else the scene of you in your frayed
bathrobe and wig having to be persuaded by the cops from the jumping off the balcony would have made the evening news...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9091 (12/15/08 10:47 AM) Registered User |
Don't forget about the coverage of the CDC blocking off access to your vagina with yellow tape due to the public health threat.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2260 (12/15/08 4:44 PM) |
Classic Suity misdirection: when caught with his bare ass in public, mention my vagina and hope that people would stop staring at the spots in his ass.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9094 (12/15/08 6:21 PM) Registered User |
I just left your Christmas gift in the Tarek Thread.
You are welcome. |
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Posts: 2261 (12/15/08 11:55 PM) |
Pardon? |
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Posts: 9095 (12/16/08 12:37 AM) Registered User |
Did you have a typo? Type a P instead of an H?
Some thanks I get for writing you a heartwarming Christmas poem!!! |
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Posts: 2262 (12/16/08 2:55 AM) |
"Heartwarming"? Je ne sais pas pourquoi. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9098 (12/16/08 11:18 AM) Registered User |
You are just jealous I didn't write a poem about you. It's just so hard to find a rhyme for "harlot."
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