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I thought I would start this thread for news that might inspire a few posts, but did not necessarily need
thier own thread. I know that there are I MUST START A NEW THREAD TO EXPRESS ONE THOUGHT addicts out
there that will ignore this and start useless new threads anyway, but here goes:
Last Edited By: SuitSnob 09/25/07 10:53 PM.
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Cousin Oliver |
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I'm not a "start a new thread" addict.
But I am ignoring it due to the misspellings.
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SuitSnob |
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From The New York Daily News:
www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/food/2007/05/04/2007-05-04_usda_prime_ego-1.html USDA prime ego! Ham-bone Trump selling the art of the meal as he launches steak line BY DAVE GOLDINER DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Friday, May 4th 2007, 4:00 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The world's biggest ham wants to sell you a steak. Donald Trump, who already hawks everything from vodka and perfume to condos and get-rich plans, has launched a pricey line of fancy steaks. "Treat yourself to the very best life has to offer," the Donald gushes. "One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about." The star of "The Apprentice" vows that his Angus beef steaks will give a whole new meaning to the words "you're fired!" when they hit your barbecue grill. "Believe me: I understand steaks," said Trump, who counts steak as his favorite food. "And Trump steaks are the best." Like everything else Trump, the beef don't come cheap. Prices range from $199 for a pack of 12 steak burgers and four steaks, up to $999 for a selection of 16 top cuts. The steaks are top-quality American beef and come from Buckhead Beef, an Atlanta-based company that supplies many of the restaurants at Trump's casinos and hotels. They come frozen and delivered in a spiffy black-and-gold gift box bearing the Donald's signature. Trump's rib eye, filet mignon and porterhouse steaks are available for a three-month special trial at the Sharper Image, through its Web site, stores and catalogue. The upcoming June issue even features a grinning Trump having anal sex on the cover. Insiders called the deal a good fit between Trump and the company, which is usually better known for its air purifiers and fancy gadgets. "It's two giants coming together to leverage the best of the best," said one source familiar with the deal. Trump has been a heavyweight in the real estate world and a media mogul for decades. But in recent years he has branched out into other consumer products, including men's wear, furniture, perfume and watches. He launched Trump vodka last year - even though he doesn't drink. |
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Cousin Oliver |
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Nice 'anal sex' placement.
And I giggled to see the Daily News use the word "spiffy". |
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This will be Wallyhorse's favorite new home now that TWoP is canning his favorite soapbox to PH. Especially when there is no Rey Kjavik to puncture holes in all his theories and speculations here!
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SuitSnob |
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Quote: Speaking of which-I understand that you can make a slit in the defrosted Filet Mignon and use it for masturbation, pretending perhaps that it is welcoming anus tissue of Tarek or Wes. Derek fantasies of course require the Porterhouse. |
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SuitSnob |
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Well, now SuitSnob is PISSED! In today's syndicated Sense and Sensibility column by Hariette Cole there was a letter from a loser who saw Kwame on the subway and didn't know how to approach him. Alas, there is no on-line bersion to link. Sorry, Suitsnob tried to share the love.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Yeah, weird. I find yesterday's Harriette Cole column online, but not today's.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Quote: Mmmm...Derek and meat reference... |
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SuitSnob |
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Too bad I am a Wesatarian.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Aunt Carol hopes that you use Wesson-ality as your lube of choice.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Crap! I got bit!
Here's a different pic. Same idea.
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SuitSnob |
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God...never made the connection!!! Wesson: SuitSnob's Masturbatory Lube of Choice!!!!
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spanellers1 |
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It's the off season. Does it matter if anyone makes new threads? It's not like this place gets much activity.
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SuitSnob |
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Your private parts do not get much attention either, but we try to respect it anyway.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Not worthy of its own thread. I vaguely remember this case being brought up, so let's place it here.
www.eyewitnessnewstv.com/...5&nav=F2DO 'Apprentice' reject settles lawsuit with Trump Quote: |
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SuitSnob |
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Trump doesn't like wives or Apprenti over the age of 30.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Sheesh! He's worse than the guys who run Menudo, getting rid of them when they turn a certain age.
I just read here, though, that Melania was born in 1970: www.melaniatrump.com/bio/ Yes. Even Melania has a website. And as you can see, the signature colors are black and gold. Surprised? |
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SuitSnob |
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She matches the exterior of the Trump Tower.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Why? Is she tall, well-maintained, and shiny?
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