I lived in New Jersey for 5 years too.
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ilikelissie |
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I'm not from Long Island.
I lived in New Jersey for 5 years too. |
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youfist |
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ilikelissie wrote: ORLY"""?? Where? |
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ilikelissie |
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Ocean Grove.
I left when I was told I would always be a Benny no matter how long I lived there. |
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TC |
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Um...have you people heard of pm's?
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ilikelissie |
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PM's were great until the fucking Russians ruined them.
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tarzan groupie |
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ilikelissie wrote:My dad is married to a Russian woman. She's super sweet, but she cooks really disgusting food. Most of it has globs and globs of mayonaisse in it. And sometimes, you find a hidden "surprise" of herring tucked inside. I desperately try to avoid meal times over there. |
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ilikelissie |
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They'll eat any fish.
ANY fish. If there was a fish called the "Disgusting Rag I used to wipe my period twat fish" they'd chow it like it was lobster. |
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zippityboomboom |
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I used to work with a Russian lady, and she was the worst. Very stubborn and mean.
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Hamdingers |
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Russians have always been nice to me.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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TC wrote: Prolly couldn't afford the maps. On second thought, wouldn't have known how to read 'em, anyway. |
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merkyl |
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Some US Americans can't afford maps.
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TC |
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Such as the Iraq.
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ISmileICrazy |
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A friend of mine used to do something similar. She`d buy something at Ikea, not even take it out of the box or remotely use it, and return it the next day.
She`d go back on the Friday of that week, find whatever she returned in the discount section, and get 50% off whatever it was. I was never sure if I should
congratulate her or shake my head. Her and her husband were also the type of people that would excitedly point at a chinese buffet, and tell me that if I
showed up 5 minutes before closing, i could fill up a take out box with whatever i wanted for $5.
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squashthebeef |
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That's a sweet deal.
I'd totally do this with a computer if we still did Spoofs. |
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dmb154678 |
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why do so many russian women try to bleach their hair themselves? it looks really bad. it needs to stop.
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youfist |
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What is this 'Benny' that Ilikeelise is talking about???!!!
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RoMa |
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This Russian just retired from Wimbledon |
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ilikelissie |
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"Benny" is what Jersey Shore residents call summertime tourists from NY, Philadelphia, and North Jersey.
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youfist |
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ilikelissie wrote: never heard of that... |
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ilikelissie |
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Listen for it next time you're down the shore.
They count on you not knowing what it means. |
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