I didn't call my mother on her birthday (I called the day after)
I didn't call home on Mother's Day (I called the day after)
I didn't call my dad on his birthday (I texted him on his birthday and then spoke to him two days later)
I didn't call home on Father's Day (I still haven't called home)
My one saving grace from eternal damnation is that I did call my grandmother on her birthday.













