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Lila Fowler |
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Dances with Pigs wrote::: cries. wipes t.ears defiantly. says something she may regret because she's hurt and angry :: Here I was, ready to go to sleep with dreams of what could spring from an alliance between the FTC and BTWC. But then you had to ruin it. Because you're such a fickle, cocksucking cliché. Well, Mister. Man, anyone who doesn't ADORE The Stranglers is a POOPIE-HEAD!!! (>-<) |
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star jumper |
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Someone has been watching too much Misery.
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Lila Fowler |
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YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, YETI-BOY??? |
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star jumper |
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::picks up typewriter::
Ya...let's go bitch! |
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Dances with Pigs |
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So....Lila is gonna chop off my feet?
I believe it. That's the kind of behavior I'd expect from the BTWC. The FTC wouldn't do stuff like that. We would be gardening talking, slot car racing, or painting landscapes instead. (Members of the BTWC are a buncha psycho stalker types is you ask me.) Note for those who don't know: FTC = Finer Things Club (very exclusive) BTWC = Better Than Weems Club (buncha psychos)
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06/19/09 3:51 AM.
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Dances with Pigs |
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ObservingEgo has informed that we have BTWC psychos outside the gate of SnootyManor where we are holding our monthly discussion of Favorite Impressionaist Painters tonight. Let it be known that if you do not disperse within 15 minutes....OE will release the hounds. You BTWC hobos have been warned. >:c (
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06/19/09 3:56 AM.
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star jumper |
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can I be a slave of the FTC?
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Dances with Pigs |
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Are you able to stuff shitake mushrooms with swiss cheese...and bake them at 320 degrees for 14 minutes?
:c ? At the FTC, we are very particular about our hired help. |
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HazelEyes48 |
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hi im lauren i am a nerd. im heading to a school of nerds. i like being a nerd it is fun. i have a friend...
Why does that keep showing at the top as a twitter feed? |
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star jumper |
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Well, actually, I was hoping to just stand behind the bigwigs, and when they get angry or upset, they could hit me.
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Dances with Pigs |
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Here's probably the best music video EVER made!
(the FTC is promoting it at the moment). |
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star jumper |
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Um, nevermind. I can't be part of anything that supports the white stripes.
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Lila Fowler |
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Why would I chop your feet off PotatoMan??? We're not barbarians.
Maybe we'd just give you a few shots from this. In the stomach. So you can roll around for awhile and think about what you've done.
StaJu, let's not fight. My beef ain't wit' you. Mebbers this will show how much I care??? It's a new photography book celebrating hairy men. Friendsies?
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Dances with Pigs |
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ehhh?
You don't LOVE The White Stripes? *gets boxcutter ready*
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Wait a minute. Is that a boxcutter in an airplane lavatory?
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Lila Fowler |
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meh, it's way past midnight hour. time for some smut --> from that faboo hairy man book
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The BTWC definitely approves of such hot new art --> linkage |
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Nods |
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factoryhurl |
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how did this thread go from monkey messages to sparks? kimono my house.
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Dances with Pigs |
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factoryhurl wrote:Because the FTC arrived. Everything is better whence the FTC takes over. |
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