I suggested good places like California, Florida, Mexico or even somewhere in the Caribbean. They looked at me like I was fucking retared.
My dad - "What about Pittsburgh, Philly or Boston?"
My mom - "Well we can go to Branson or Gatlinburg"
Yes because nothing says great vacation then going to stay at some random ass mountains in Tennessee or wherever they are.
So where is your family dragging you to this summer?













