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what happened to your random Austin Carty love?

I will always randomly love Austin. <3 In my write up I even said "Austin admitting he held back in the challenge at tribal council made me laugh out loud all over my living room. He was so likeable and dumb." So yeah I still randomly love Austin. The Casaya 6 (Replace Aras with Bobby) were the stars of Exile Island so while I was going to add him in as a star, I decided not too and to just stick with Casaya to show how awesome they were as both a tribe and as individual characters, so in conclusion Austin is a victim of Casaya ownage!

Not really. Candice didn't have anything to do with Rebecca getting booted.

While I agree the thing that really killed Rebecca was her own weakness, Candice had a strong alliance that she created and that excluded Rebecca so yeah Rebecca, Brad, and sadly Jenny were all Candice Owned.

AINT NO BAD EDIT GONNA KEEP CASSANDRA DOWN!

15. Survivor: Africa

So far one thing has killed each season (Twists in Cook Islands, Terry in Panama, Fiji being boring) and Africa is no different. We will get to what killed Africa post merge.

The season started off pretty good and on a high note. Diane fainted after the challenge and in an attempt to save herself accused Clarence of stealing beans. It was hilar to watch and I was sad to see Diane go. I think she would have been a great player had she not fainted and she was able to make Tom hate Clarence forever because Tom voted him out every chance he got. YOU GO DIANE! Boran was overall a boring tribe and the only thing I remember about them is Kim J being in a thong. Ew I hate that old lady so much. Samburu was the tribe I loved this season. They were immediately divided between young and old, with Silas being in the middle. All the younger people did nothing around camp and I loved watching them do nothing. Silas was the only one who worked and therefore was the person the old people tried to flip. It didn't work and at their first tribal council, it was 4 vs. 4! Carl lost to Lindsey in a trivia question (lulzlulzlulz best moment of the season) and our heroes gained majority. After Carl's exit, I actually liked everyone on this tribe (at this point anyway) and they entertained me greatly. From Linda making Lindsey cry to Linda going to comfort Lindsey with this deranged smile on her face after she makes Lindsey cry to Silas telling the old people to vote for Lindsey and expecting them to do it, when he refused to tell them who was going. All these people were great. The first tribe swap ever happened @ the final 12 and Teresa, Frank, and Silas switched with Lex, Tom, and Kelly. The season continued to entertain as Silas, for some strange reason, got voted out after Frank and Teresa completely sold him out. WHY? Oh yeah, he was a complete dick. I remember now. That cockroach Kim J secretly informed her old tribe that Lindsey had four votes against her at a challenge so when they lost, Lindsey the Queen of Africa was voted out AND I WAS LIVID!

The tribes merged once again at 10 and an Endurance Challenge proved who wanted to be on the jury more. Teresa won and beat Clarence, after promising not to vote him out, because one person voting with you will so keep you safe! This was actually a pretty brilliant move for Boran to make. Clarence had a total of 4 votes against him and even if Samburu voted with him, he would still go in a tiebreaker…I guess you should have stayed in the challenge, Clar. Teresa kept her word and voted Lex out that night which sent Lex on a witch hunt and it was hilarious to watch. Lex was obviously on something here or he was just going through withdrawls, but he turned on Kelly and so did everyone else in her alliance including the cockroach Kim J who needed Kelly. It was the dumbest thing ever in the history of Survivor! Some how, my tribe of likeable homedawgs couldn't get it together. Apparently, Brandon hated Frank and thought that was enough reason to screw KELLY not FRANK out of a million bucks. Brandon will forever be hated by me for this. Final 8 rolled around and Samburu still had a chance to get it together. This time Kim P refused to forgive Brandon and declared he was dead to her, this would lead to Brandon getting voted out when all Kim P had to do was get her alliance together and vote out Tom, who had three votes against him. Lex didn't even vote with his alliance here so it didn't even matter. The final round of stupidity came from Kim J the cockroach. She thought 4^th place was better then a chance of going to the final 2 and completely refused to vote with Teresa/Kim P even though Kim J. could have turned the whole game around here! Ugh, I hate her so much. Other Highlights include: Tom celebrating after buying Ham with Ethan @ an auction because now he didn't have to share because Ethan was a jew and Frank immediates an Elephant/does other really unintentional hilarious acts.

K, so yeah the thing that killed this season and causes it to get 15^th place is STUPIDITY.

14. Survivor: Gabon

Upon first viewing, Gabon was one of my favorite seasons ever! After I rewatched it, I started to like it less and less for various reasons. Several reasons keep Gabon from earning a spot in my top 10, so instead of doing a season overview like the others I start with highlights and moved to the "Killers of Gabon"

First thing is first: Highlights!

#1- The obvious highlight of the season was Crystal Cox. Upon preshows interviews, I thought she would be another Alicia, so naturally I didn't like her much. I thought she would be really strong in challenges and would go on this big immunity run, but otherwise I thought she would be a bore and then the first episode aired and Crystal could not get up the hill because of her "shoes". It was hearing her first excuse ever where I first started to become a fan. It was at this point, I discovered that no one can outwit Crystal Cox! She picked Susie for a reason and it was brilliant. She continued to suck in challenges, make excuses, and declared herself to be a master strategist (she dumped the rice out to make Ace weak so she could vote him outz) and I continued to love her more and more each episode. She made tribal councils a blast for her season. Examples: Always having something to say and someone to yell, her reaction to Ace getting voted out, yelling her vote for Randy, and giving the Kelly the finger as she voted her out to name just a few classic Crystal moments. Her edit as a mastermind was also completely hilarious and made her character even more classic. Memorable Crystal Quotes: "EAT YO RICE!"" I DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT; DO NOT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT!" "I CAN'T CONTROL THE BOAT!" "MY TENNIS SHOES WEIGH AT LEAST 10 POUNDS!" One of the best quotes of the season: "Crystal out, after one second!"- Probst The Best moment of Gabon: Crystal (all 7 feet of her) goes for a slam dunk and misses after losing a challenge. WE LUV YOU CRYSTAL! YOU GO GIRL!

Crystal is the only highlight I can think of atm so let's go to the MANY killers of Gabon:

#1- Besides Crystal and Randy, all the good characters went early. From Michelle (Best first boot ever) to former fatty Dan Kay (excluding GC), all of them had potential to be great characters. Michelle was one of the best things about Gabon and did more in her 1 episode then Charlie did the whole season, Gillian played with Elephant shit, Paloma was soooooo cute and could play sweetheart easily while her attempt to get Ace booted was a good try, JQ set herself up to go far (unless a tribal switch screwed her over) and played pretty damn well to go so early, Kelly was so cute, dumb and underedited (she could have made me lol all over my living room easily), Ace was different and Dan was a likeable tard. Great casting choices for all these people, sadly the less interesting people were bitter.

#2- The people who made merge (again excluding Crystal and Randy) that could've been great characters were ignored throughout the show. The two I am referring to would be Corinne and Susie. More Susie then Corinne, but really the same thing applies to both. They could have been something great and memorable but were ignored (Corinne got some airtime, but not enough to make her a memorable villain.)

#3- Matty, Ken, Sugar, Marcus, Charlie and Bob were all horrendous. Matty was an angry lesbian who wanted "good people to win" so yeah apparently good people backstab their allies at the final 12 and cries when it happens to them 5 tribals later and his proposing was a douche move, Ken was unbearable from final 7 on, Sugar was there to become a star and everything she said was complete BS and her FTC performance was a big FU to the fans who rooted for her all season myself included because I did root for this cow at one point (it wasn't until a couple of weeks ago when I rewatched this season that her true colors showed), Marcus was a hypocritical and arrogant crybaby dick, Charlie used Gabon to get a Gaboner (play the game you spineless slut) and Bob…well he looked weird and annoyed me greatly.

#4- WORST FINAL FIVE EVER!

That is all I got to say about DAT!