18. Survivor: Cook Islands
Oh what could have been! I really found the race twist amusing when it was first announced and I was ready for the season to start. This all changed when the forum I was on got overrun by PC assclowns who would have seizures if you said you liked the white tribe or straight up racist assclowns who said vile things that gave me seizures! It made me have a negative outlook on the season even before the first episode aired.
Still, I started to like this season and the first two episodes were both amazing. I found the black tribe to be completely pathetic and they were so fun to laugh at. My favorite from this tribe was actually Rebecca so big eye roll there because we all know Rebecca sucks. I take that back, I was a Stephannie fan. She was just so fun to laugh at. Every chance she had to look like a tard, she took and they edited her boot to make it look like she was booted because she wanted Mashed Potatoes. Oh my gawd, what a trainwreck! By episode 2, I thought this would be my favorite season ever! Billy fell in love with Candice which I found really creepy and lead to me writing a letter to CBS that if that fat slob touched Candice (at the reunion or Ponderosa should Candice not make the jury), I would never watch again, but it was also really hilarious to watch this pathetic human express his love to a woman who would never give him a second look. Lulz @ the Latino tribe throwing the second immunity challenge which was just stupid and the black tribe still barely beat them. The JP Blindside was the highlight of the season and my love for Jenny started to grow at this point. I also still liked Rebecca and the rest of the Raro girls until Rebecca went complete invis. Candice turned into this mastermind and quickly became my favorite along with Jenny. She formed an alliance between her, Adam, Parvati, Nathan, Sundra, and Jenny to use as their 6th. The plan was so brilliant and had it worked, Cook Islands would be one of my favs. It's didn't and look what happen! I didn't even stick with this season it was soooooo bad! I recently watched Candice's, Jonathan's, and Parvati's boot episodes and I almost threw up by the outcome of this big clusterfuck of a season!
K what makes this season come in dead last:
#1- The Bottle Twist which completely screwed over Jenny.
#2- Jenny could have made for a great female villain but went invisible. Why? SHE DREW A
GUN ON HER VOTE WHILE VOTING OUT A POLICE OFFICER! She was obviously something special.
#3- Sundra and Ozzy made the season unbearable. Examples: Candice was Sundra's only friend on Aitu. When Candice mutinied to the other side why didn't this dumb bitch Sundra go with her? I hate anyone who throws a challenge regardless of how ugly that tribe member is and I blame Ozzyhole. Ozzy and Sundra still didn't have the guts to vote Yul out at final 5 and flush out his idol even Adam gave them no reason not too. I hate these two soooooooo much! Not to mention Sundra gave us the most vile quote ever with "BLACK, BROWN, AND YELLOW POWER" and what made it worst was the fact that these assholes were fan favorites! WHY?
#4- The final 3 twist/jury starts early. Dumbest shit ever! Not to mention, Rebecca knew none of the final 3 and I don't understand why she was even allowed on the jury. It wouldn't have been as bad if they merged at the final 12, but yeah this was just pathetic.
#5- Jonathan is a tard and votes with Yul's alliance instead of just telling his alliance about the HII. Most annoying moment in the history of forever. The dumbest thing ever! HATE!
