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#11. Mick (Idle Hands)

I don't know if this is a WTF entry or not but I have always loved Idle Hands for the thinkless L O L Horror comedy it truly is. I own it on VHS (I'M FROM ALABAMA FOLKS!!!) and watch it like 100 times throughout the month of October.

Portrayed by Seth Green, Mick was one of the stoner bffs (along with Pnub) to Anton aka the hero of the film and I loved Mick from start to finish. Idle Hands is of course about Anton's right hand becoming possessed and killing everyone he loves. Along with Anton's parents, Mick and fellow bff Pnub simply become victims….

OH WAIT, NOT REALLY! Heaven's entrance is too far away so the stoners return to their old bodies. L O L

Seth Green is like always completely hilarious in this movie and easily has the best lines but why would I change his fate? His death was really unneeded and he could have easily been his own character…instead we get a Pnub and Mick attached at the hip scenario. Seth Green and Mick deserved better.

My own retooling of this movie would be to have Pnub die, not go to Heaven, come back and warn Mick about Anton's hand and see what they could do with that and with Seth Green's own character.

Seth Green <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Mick <3<3<3<3<3

This Movie <3<3<3<3<3

Who Should Have Died Instead:

Molly

Portrayed by Jessica Alba, Molly was basically a hot piece of ass…I swear if she still looked like she did in this movie omfg my boners would never go away. I would kill her simply because Anton giving up Heaven for her was kind of lame…when the stoners did it because it was too far away it was LOL but here it's just not. They should have killed both Anton and Molly at the end of the film.

Anyways I was close to saying the dog because he kind of just disappeared 20 minutes in but I <3 dogs too much.

#10. Lynn Carter (The Hills Have Eyes (Remake))

Easily one of the few remakes that surpasses the original, I <3 this movie so much and while I don't own it, I watch it every chance I get. It's the kind of film that is made 10 times better not because of the movie itself but the brilliant casting and everyone involved does an amazing job. <3

Portrayed by Vinessa Shaw, Lynn Carter is the oldest daughter to Big Bob Carter and his wacky wife Ethel and married to a DEMOCRAT by the name of Doug Bukowski! L O L @ her not taking his last name. Anyways, they are the proud parents to a baby girl and are forced on the family vacation out of guilt.

K I love Lynn so much and her death scene is sooooooooo intense! I hadn't actually seen the original before I saw the remake so going in I had no clue what to expect but I really hoped she would survive and when she didn't I was ~devastated~

Lynn goes out a hero by saving her sister's life, sacrificing her own life by stabbing Lizard with a screwdriver…otherwise the bullet used on Lynn would have went into Brenda which brings me too…

Who Should Have Died Instead:

Brenda Carter

Portrayed by Emile de Ravin, Brenda is the middle child to the Carters and while Emile does an amazing job playing her Brenda becomes completely worthless as a character after her rape.

I feel as though Lynn had more to offer following the horrific events in the ~trailer~ then Brenda who understandably kept having dramatic meltdowns before her and Bobby rig the trailer and kill Jupiter.

Otherwise, Emile does a great job with the material she was given…I just really love Lynn.

^ I love The Last House on the Left but ~respectfully~ disagree

This list will probably resume sometime tommorrow night. I will do massive updates because we still have 9 people to reveal. I was suppose to be furhter down the line but of course I had like 5 tests this week.

WAY TOO SMALL, QUEEN NATALIE IS NOT PLEASED WITH ME!