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The houseguests were dressed up in wacky clothes, but were told to change before the live show. They all did, save George. To the surprise of no one (Danielle included), Danielle was voted out. This capped off a live show of surprises as Janelle won HOH, nominated Erika and George, and in what was probably the only surprise, Erika won veto.

Rumor has it that after Erika won veto, during the commercial break Will convinced her the veto was actually possessed by the spirit of BB4 Jack. She considered going on a hunger strike to help her friend, but then remembered she had not eaten since 1985. Will persuaded her that the only way to set "him" free was to walk outside, yell "I QUIT", and hand "him" to Julie Chen. Fortunately for Erika, Julie set her straight, but not before Erika spent about 10 minutes wailing, "NO, JACK, NO!!!" and, "I FOUND ARAS FOR YOU AND THIS IS ALL THE FUCKING THANKS I GET?????"

Anyway, Erika won veto, Boogie was put in her place, and George was evicted 2-0. After a few hours to recover from the shock, the three eligible houseguests played for HOH, and Boogie won. That means Boogie has an automatic pass to the final 3.

After Will congratulated the group for being the hottest final 4 ever on BB, he tried to play matchmaker for Erika and Boogie by telling them about the babies they would have.

Their first child is already well on his way to success.

Other successful matches made by Will include Katherine Harris/Mel Gibson, Drs. Sean McNamara and Christian Troy, and Lukas and Dilana of "Rock Star Supernova".

They also spent time discussing their seasons and ranking players this season. Once again Will had very little good to say about James, Kaysar, or Howie, and Janelle wasn't thrilled. Will spent other parts of the night trying to give Janelle the brush-off and cool off their flirtation now that the game is winding down. Janelle fired back at the idea that his feelings for her were all in her head, and they sparred for a while. At one point when she left the room Will opined to the cameras that Janelle was ruining his amazing life and she was a psycho. This is the first sign of Janelle Derangement Syndrome. This syndrome sweeps the Big Brother house every season. They are in the early stages for Will, but future warning signs will include a) saying America is stupid for liking her, b) saying America actually hates her and it's all a trick by producers, c) calling her a whore), d) saying she has polyester hair, e) saying she is on a war against women, f) claiming the entire show is rigged against her, or g) doing inappropriate things with dolls.

Janelle and Will made up soon after this, and she continues to believe he will evict Erika next. There's no sure way of figuring out whether Janelle actually believes he cares about her or whether she is only going along for her own best interests. There's a strong undercurrent with Will and Boogie that they are only screwing with these women's heads for the game and for laughs, but because Janelle and Erika don't have anyone to tell their private thoughts to, there is no way of knowing how duped they are.

Just as sure as Janelle believes Erika is going, Erika believes Will is going to evict Janelle. CT keeps the women apart and knows their continued separation is the best way for CT to dominate the end game. The nominees are likely to be Janelle/Erika, although Erika begged Boogie to nominate Will/Janelle, and Will might go along. The real decisions won't be made until after the veto is won. For the first time EVER this season, Janelle must win veto if she wants to stay in the game. It's also very likely that unless Erika wins veto, she is gone.

All of that will unfold over the next few days. Until then the house is nothing more than Boogie and Will shuffling between Erika and Janelle, telling them what they want to hear.

So, as a quick summary:

- Erika spent a portion of Friday agonizing over the veto she lost at the final 4 in her other season. Erika is having her period, by the way. Yes, that's genetically possible for her.

- Will suggested to Boogie that he make Erika think they might get married when the show is over (Erika/Boogie, not Will/Boogie...OK, maybe Will/Boogie if it's ever legal in California and Boogie whines enough about it)

- Janelle and Will had another tiff and Janelle pushed Will's buttons by saying she might prefer to go on a trip with Boogie and not Will (they think they might be going to a football game)

- Boogie nominated Janelle and Erika

Since the last recap, Erika and Janelle indulged in some CT bad/girl power talk until Boogie won both parts of the HOH competition. Janelle was then evicted, thus ensuring millions of feed watchers alternately wept into their buxom blonde wigs or did a fan dance. Erika alter #1 claimed she threw the HOH competition. Scrubika, alter #2, claimed she competed to win HOH after a DR conversation with Rich made her want to compete in HOH and go with destiny. You've heard of destiny turns on the radio (or maybe you haven't)...now you've got destiny turns on the ho.

The feeds post-Janelle involved days of Erika moping around the house, laying on the floor, proclaiming herself the puppetmaster, and humping Boogie's leg. Boogie told Erika about the many strategic moves which CT made under her nose (Perfect Storm, LOD), and Erika alternately put them down for their stupidity and bragged about defeating the people in these alliances. She had a secret plan - the Six Finger-Banging Plan. Worked out very well, as the jury told her.

The jury went easy on Boogie. Erika told the jury she was the puppetmaster. Apparently, James told her she was just like Alison, whom she claimed to be disgusted by. Janelle lit into her for throwing competitions. Danielle was also critical of her, which apparently led to Erika telling Danielle that Lisa deserved to win BB3. At that point, even Cowboy showed up to say, "Kinda dumb, ain't she?"

Anyway, after the questioning was over, Erika at first thought she might win, but as the night went on she became more and more anxious. She called Janelle a "fat ho", "chubby", "bitch", jealous. All that was missing was such perjoratives as, "Pulse-haver!" and "Warm-blood circulator!" Erika tried her best to convince him they were the smartest players, but he had some kind of allergic reaction to dumbfuckitis and told her they weren't the best, they just happened to make the final two.

That night in the hot tub, Boogie tried to tell Erika about Operation Double Date, but punked out of most of the details. She brought up her brother, who is a nunchuck-waving martial arts expert and who is coming to the wrap party. She also basically revealed she was obsessed with Boogie from soon after they met at his resturant, and she made a number of unflattering statements about her ex-boyfriend, Josh Souza from BB1 (who is prettier than she is). She repeatedly stressed her independence and how she can't stand a needy man, all while she crawled on Boogie like a stripper in a nursing home. Boogie was somewhat repulsed by this confusing behavior, but what really made him shrink up to .03 inches was when she tried to tell him Will was the real brains of Chilltown, Boogie was nothing, and she was going to win because she took out the brain. Boogie feebly tried to convince her he wanted Will to leave, and when this didn't work, he went to bed. Erika pleaded with him to talk to her, but he refused, so she went outside to suck on a cigarette butt and yell at BB for making her and Boogie hate each other. Yes - Romeo and Juliet, Liza and David, Lisa Marie and Michael, now Erika and Boogie, starcrossed lovers.

The last two days of the feeds have basically consisted of more of Erika's delusional rantings, Boogie occasionally trying to correct her, and lots of movies that we don't actually get to see. And about 10 hours of flames a day.

Boogie is going to win, as he well knows. 5-2 or 7-1. I'm guessing 5-2 (Marcellas, George for her; everyone else Boogie).

After the trainwreck that was Kathy (and Sue, and Lex, and...) on Survivor All-Stars, I told myself I wasn't going to get upset if any of my favorite BB players had mental collapses. Erika wasn't one of my favorites, but I did like her in BB4, and how she has degraded herself is something she is probably going to regret for a long time.

Thanks to Will, Dani, James, Janelle, Kaysar, Howie, Allison, George, Marcellas, Jase, Nakomis, Diane for providing some great tears, tantrums, laughs, and strategic blunders and brilliance on the feeds this season. Oh, and Erika and Boogie, of course.

Thank you for reading these recaps, those of you who did, and thank you to QSF for doing these every season. I hope I was even a tiny bit as good as QSF's work was.