How cool would it be to jump to the store, school or work?
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Little Boy |
I WANT THESE! |
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How cool would it be to jump to the store, school or work? |
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BillGuido |
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Why don't you jump into the back of Mr. Creepler's ice cream van?
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Little Boy |
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I'm serious. If everyone used jumping stilts we wouldn't need to be dependant on fossil fuels or cars. Nobody would be fat anymore and armed robberies
would be really interesting.
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dmb154678 |
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i like my hips unbroken, kid.
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BillGuido |
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Oooh, and then we could all jump around like that guy in Goldfrapp's Happiness video. Fun.
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Little Boy |
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join me, and the world will jump as one.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Vegazguy |
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are you 8?
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Little Boy |
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No, by my generation has inherited a mess from you old folks and it's up to us to correct your mistakes for the sake of our own future with innovative
ideas like mine.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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you inherited computer technology and I don't hear you complaining about that you young whipper-snapper.
NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! NO DINNER FOR YOU TONIGHT! |
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Vegazguy |
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excuse me. who are you calling old? some of us are just more mature than our counterparts.
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Those are cool! I'd love a pair of those!!
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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why does it look like they are in soviet russia?
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Mrpoopypants |
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When I was a kid we didnt have no fancy jumpin stilts .. we had shoes and we were damn glad to have em.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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kf59 |
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Those look like the prosthetic a runner wanted to use in the Olympics just because he didn't have legs or summat. Fuck those cyborgs in their shiny metal
ears, let them have their own freak Olympics ( I'll watch! )
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HazelEyes48 |
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Yeah, everyone totally wants to fall flat on their ass in front of pedestrians -_-
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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I hate to admit it but those do look like fun. That is until you bounce yourself right into oncoming traffic.
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