Vmeyers wrote:
Why is someone bumping last year's posts?
Because they were dropped on their head when they were babies, that's why.
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Where will they be in 30 YEARS?
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Posts: 2593 (04/29/08 11:39 PM) |
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Posts: 5276 (04/30/08 6:30 AM) Registered user |
^^ Because apparently I have not been diligent enough in doing my job of slapping these mother fuckers senseless.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 3643 (04/30/08 6:46 AM) |
Well, THERE you are you rascal.
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Crappysucks |
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Posts: 5277 (04/30/08 6:38 PM) Registered user |
Oh I've been here, just laying in the weeds waiting for the n00bs.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 3657 (04/30/08 7:17 PM) |
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hossc |
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Posts: 15091 (04/30/08 7:28 PM) Registered User |
Crappysucks wrote: |
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 3222 (05/02/08 5:12 PM) Registered User |
James - long dead from a drug overdose
Ryan - On his third heart attack Jen - Living on the run. She's changed her name so Ryan can't find her Parker - Now shaves his head. Natalie - Talking to the spirits of her 20 aborted babies Matt - See Jen, except he's trying to avoid Natalie Sheila - Still thinking that the world owes her a living Adam - Still the Big Baller. Picking his nose and jerking it. He hasn't changed a bit Allison - Filing for bankrupcy for the third time - she just can't quit the gambling Amanda - Finally got around to getting her genital reassignment surgery Chelsia - In the looney bin Alex - Now weighs 300 pounds - drops dead after challenging Ryan to an eating contest Neil - Dead of the AIDS that got him kicked out of BB Josh - Still alive and fighting the AIDS he caught from Neil Sharon - Opens an animal shelter - devotes her days to her "beebees" and her nights to hugging her woobie Jacob - Still calling Sharon - wishes she would hug him instead of her woobie |
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Former Angel Gabriel |
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Posts: 4279 (05/02/08 6:54 PM) Registered user |
James - hit by a truck
Ryan - on disability, lies in bed all day eating, too fat to fit through the door of his trailer Jen - working at one of Mike Booger's bars Parker - still chasing LiLo and Britney, has screwed at least one of them and sold the tape or nude pics Natalie - still working at that bikini bistro or whatever she called it, has more than one restraining order against her Matt - still roofing, has a fugly wife who he treats like shit, his tattoos are all stretched out from his beer belly Sheila - living in a retirement home, constantly reminding her son that he owes her nothing but he sorta does, has severe Alzeimers Adam - same except older and fatter, still lives with his mom and eats baby food Allison - running from debt on an island somewhere Amanda - on her third marriage, contemplating ending it all Chelsia - waitress at a motorcycle bar Alex - lives in New York with some ugly bitch who he argues with constantly Neil - still missing Josh - living alone with multiple STDs Sharon and Jacob - married and miserable |
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Kym |
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Posts: 362 (05/02/08 9:35 PM) |
They will all be sitting in a chat room on a Showtime chat reliving thier glory days . |
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 7799 (05/02/08 9:38 PM) |
Former Angel Gabriel wrote: i like your list. i think a lot of these will prove to be accurate.
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Posts: 17863 (05/03/08 12:31 AM) Registered user |
Strangely enough, we have already seen Natalie in 30 years.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 3666 (05/03/08 11:14 AM) |
SI I truly hope you are around for the normal summer version of this shit fest. It isn't the same without you.
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Riff |
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Posts: 1156 (05/03/08 6:01 PM) |
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nodoubt575 |
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Posts: 23 (05/04/08 8:06 AM) |
Neil- Starts dating Chase after a messy breakup he had with Josh
Jacob- Dated Sharon for 11 more years before cheating again, but not before getting in a massive car wreck with Sharon (who is in a coma....but hey, "if its her time to go its her time to go") Jen- A wrinkly bronze mess with less teeth than IQ points Parker- Takes glamor shots for Black Panther members Amanda- Lauched a failed "Bueno!" clothing line and fragrance, still has a thing against nooses (ouch, that was harsh) Alex- Broke up with Daniele and is now dating Jen from BB8 (Nick is obviously Joe's life partner) Allison- Lives in a studio in Boston. Plays Jin Rummy with some girl friends from time time. Has many cats. Matt- Trapped in Natalie's basement Chelsia- Lost a little weight and teamed up with Chanelle from Big Brother UK to become a Victoria Beckham impersonator. Makes viscous goodbye speeches whenever she leaves a room Joshuah- Lives in a ratty old house in Texas, spending most of his time alone with vodka martinis and spreading rumors about his non exsistant friends James- Retired from porn and managing an American Apparel store in LA, who spotted his trade mark pastel pants on the show Natalie- (See Matt), still painted unicorns, sticking beer bottles up her vag, and aborting Matt's babies Sharon- (see Jacob), the gunieas are praying for her Sheila- Died of old age after struggling through a crappy book and extra work in B movies Ryan- Ended up on Dr. Phil after having to be carved out of his house due to his weight gain Adam- Developed autism, comitted to a home where Amber and Jameka are his nurses (KARMA baby!) |
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Posts: 3416 (05/05/08 8:34 AM) Registered user |
nodoubt575 wrote:
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- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
