Amuse me with your tales of living in the suburbs. Bad neighbors, lawn care woes, all of that stuff is fair game.
I'll start-
One of my neighbors threatens people with a gun if they are out trimming their bushes. The cops won't do anything because he hasn't actually shot anyone yet.
There are several empty houses around here, and the grass is so tall on those properties that it's affecting property values.
I keep finding golf balls in my yard because I live near a golf course.
Every afternoon one of the neighbors cranks his car stereo up so loud that it rattles my teeth.
A few people are doing home improvement things that are making my house look small and pitiful in comparison.














