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Live Feed Recap Summary for Tuesday, August 3:

The campaign of deception and trickery was in full court press today in the big brother house. The 4 jackasses got their collective heads out of their asses long enough to sniff what they have been shoveling to comprehend that their perfect plan of booting marvin had a flaw, they don't control the vote outcome!!!!


So the full court press begins. Scott ran around and began campaigning to stay, cowboy hit everyone up in the house, but the master, the demon spawn seed, the antichrist peckerhead himself sprouted his horns and went to work today. He began to make final 2, final 6, safe next week, etc. promises to everyone in the pussy alliance. He promised a final 2 to Will and Diane individually. He promised a final 6 with Diane and Adria (what a fucking moron, they aren't stupid, they know that final 6 does not make a final 2 offer). He believes with his heart that Karen is in his pocket and completely neutralized. He ignores Nik.

Scott stewed and decided to use his bully tactics tonite. He had cowpussy bring adria into the bathroom area when everyone else was outside and marvin was in the diary room. He ambushed adria and told her that her alliance is spilling the beans, saying that she is hammering everyone to vote off scott and everyone is afraid of her. He over played his hand. If he had been more subtle, he could have cornered her. However Diane smelled a rat, went into the house and rescued Adria from the ambush. That is when the final 6 offer was made.

Then they pussies tried to regroup in the HOH but could not get all 5 of them in there at once without constant interruptions from the guys. The one good thing they did was use the monitor and see jase and marvin do some secret handshakes in the kitchen, because I am sure jase was offering Marvin some deals.

Then the antichrist peckerhead went into the HOH and challenged adria on her religious beliefs and the fact that she is compromising everything she believes in to play this game. He again over plays his hands because she is highly offended.

Meanwhile Karen and Will are freaking out because they could not get A to commit to voting off scott. They begin huddling about plan b, c, d, e, x, y, and z, etc, and freak out Nik in the cloud room. Nik goes outside and gets into the conversation where Diane and Adria are reaffirming their commitment to the team. Adria gives an analogy that allows the pussies to relax and believe that she is voting off scott. However, A wants the house to squirm for 2 days.

Nik reassures will and karen and hopefully they won't go off on a tangent. One thing that this whole day brought to bear was a realization by the pussies at how close the jackass team is aligned and how hard they campaign for their solidarity. It made the pussies that much more wanting to break them up.

Unfortunately scott is paying the price for jase's game play. Because they could not get jase out, he has to go to neuter that alliance. Scott and cowboy are beside themselves with outrage that marvin will last longer than scott and he doesn't deserve to be in the game.

The jackass outrage this week is more of a "let's piss off the feed recappers this week" kind of double standard. They dished this shit out all month with glee and "in your face" poor sportsmanship and now it is time for them to swallow some of their own cum.

So we end the day believing the pussies regrouped after being upset more than once with huge drama today. I am sure it made the men crazy to watch the feeds today, but welcome to the world of decision making in teams where women are on the team. Women do consensus building for team decisions, where men usually do a swift analysis and make a decision and stick to it. Women will beat a decision to death and back and you witnessed it on the feeds in the last 2 days. Good times.

Drew and Diane let a bit of their guard down and claim they really like each other beyond the game. Well, then drew, SWITCH SIDES and uncomplicate your life. I will get a better read on this guy when peckerhead is gone.

If the pussies win HOH this week, the sneak peckerhead out of the game is on. They will put up diane and drew and veto diane off and put jase up. Jase will be the first in the sequester house if the big brother gods are smiling on the pussies.

If peckerhead wins the HOH, all hell will bust loose on Thursday because the only person peckerhead won't consider putting up would be cowboy. He may have to flip a coin who he hates more and wants out faster.

Let's hope natalie or adria wins because that will give them a week to settle into the house and let the freak out factor die down.

Voting is tomorrow., usually begins in the morning and is done by early afternoon. Let's hope peckerhead doesn't corner the pussies tomorrow before they vote.

Meanwhile, Marvin is letting the shit stir and fall all around him and he is quietly observing. Smart man.

Peace Out.

Today was a day when alliances were tested and serious mindfucking was tried. The antichrist peckerheadpig (Jase) spent the day cornering and attacking each of the individuals in the pussy alliance. Scott also followed the example, as did cowboy, trying to catch people before they voted to remind them that God did not bestow the right on any of them to vote out a member of the jackass alliance. That is a cardinal sin against mankind and all reality shows.

Meanwhile, the pussy alliance is skittish all day because they could not get a solid read on that critical 4th vote, Adria. Adria kept everyone guessing all day what she did and how she voted. She was weepy in the afternoon and sick by night.

The BB doctor made a house call and prescribed that drug you can take when you think you are catching the flu. She got 8 pills delivered later at night for a 2 times a day, 4 days dosage. The bb doctor also saw saw the antichrist for his herpes simplex 1 cold sore on his lip and he also got medicine delivered to him.

The jackass alliance spent the better part of the day blustering on how righteous they are to not be broken up in the game and how everyone else in the house were evil, despicable and down right dirty playing dirtbags. They could not even imagine how anyone dared to keep Marvin over scott, and in fact the girls would be out of their minds to want to be sequestered with Marvin. Frankly, scott was the only realist of the 4 because he kept reminding them that he could be going home. That option is not being considered by Satan because he just knows he successfully intimidated everyone to vote the right way. They then blamed Karen and Adria if Scott goes. It is all their fault and they will have to pay.

Prior to voting, Jase stood in front of Karen and called her out on how she was going to vote, in front of people. She wiggled out of that and shortly afterward was called to vote. She called out to the group outside, "hey, I am going to vote, are there any last minute threats I need to consider?". That was her way of neutering the antichrist. Marvin teased her and told her he planned to kill her first born, and they both laughed over that.

After being on pins and needles and being upset all day, Adria finally lets Nik know she stuck with the plan. She also let Karen know. Those 3 then entertained us for over an hour with one continuous slamming session aimed at the antichrist. In fact, Karen even made our day when she called him Satan and an evil spawn. YOU GO GIRL. Karen went over and over how despicable the guy is, how his dirty habits create an unsanitary condition in the house. I guess pissing on their towels near their clothes in the bedroom was considered over the top. They all expressed astonishment that peckerhead has seemingly gotten away with that behavior. Karen said that if satan wins HOH this next week, she won't be able to stay in the game, it won't be worth it to her to have to wait 14 days to get him out again. She also doesn't want to be in the sequester house first and be stuck with him alone the 2nd week. She will walk out if that is the case.

Meanwhile, in the HOH, Diane was holding court with the gents in the game. Marvin was in there pretending to listen to tunes, but my guess is that he was there to be a presence so they could not gang up on Diane. She is so drew stupid that she was not cognizant to the undertones there. I stayed on the feeds with the pussies outside because it was good for my mental health to hear 2 hours of jase bashing.

As the bull sessions broke up before the house began to get ready for bed. the 4 jackasses had one more bull session outside. I am just going to cut and paste that post below, as i can't bear to retype the details again. Meanwhile, same beds tonite and same suckface, slurp kissy shit going on in the HOH. Drew is a hard core gamer and he is going to break her heart. He convinced me of that watching him with his jackasses tonite.

The 4 jackasses just did the most blowhard, bravado, "we are invincible, we are so smart, we are unbeatable," bleah bleah bleah shit that was just too nauseating for words.

They have all of these elaborate payback plans, how they are going to intimidate the others, make them grovel and squirm and torture the other houseguests all week. This is mostly the antichrist saying that. However, DREWBALLMAN laughed and agreed with EMOTION how important it is to win tomorrow. I don't think our boy drewballman is salvagable at this time.

However, the beautiful thing is they got lots of footage of them making ASSES of themselves so when the surprise boot occurs, they all will look like fools on live tv. This so works for me.

Karen had an interesting chat with marvin tonite alone in his room before lights out. She got him to express verbally his hatred of peckerhead and how much he thinks that guy is scum. Karen let him know that the shit was hitting the fan tomorrow but said nothing else. After she left, he looked at the camera and WINKED.

I think they might have switched adria but it looks like A in the house. SHe just did a major turnaround this evening and is back on her game.

Karen is not going to the door tomorrow to show savage out. She said that she has to maintain her mental composure to be ready for the HOH competition.

I could tell that A wanted to tell her to not worry about the numbers.

Let me get back to that. When the jackasses were outside claiming they control the vote if they win HOH, they just were going and going and going. Here is what they think:

Let's say cowpussy wins HOH. He nominates 2 of the 5 pussies, that leaves 3 left. Meanwhile there are 3 jackasses left to vote, so the HOH breaks the tie. Ummm, guess what jackasses: NOT!!! Natalie will make that 4 pussies voting and marvin will not align himself with them again. So if a jackass wins HOH, they only control 2 votes.

If marvin wins HOH, the pussies are taking their guarantee peckerhead boot plan to him. At this point, I am convinced that Marvin will set aside his mission to rid women of the game because he can't stand the men in the house. He told Will today, "you know how you can tell when Jase is lying, when he opens his mouth". Marvin, YOU DA MAN

Now let's talk about that sure fire plan to cast out the antichrist: when nik was discussing this with adria and karen outside, they were going through the numbers. Let's say nik wins HOH. She puts up Drew and Diane. They tell drew that he can't pick jase for the POV competition or they will boot out cowboy for sure if jase wins and takes off drew. They tell drew that they want him to win and take himself off. Then they will put up jase and he is gone. They talked about how this would work. Diane would pick karen, Drew would pick A, and Nik would pick Will. But you could tell A was dying to let them know they are fool proof with this plan when natalie comes in the house but she could not say anything yet. In that case, they don't have to pick drew and worry about him picking jase to win POV. They can do that plan with all 6 of them.

So if the big brother gods bless the pussies tomorrow, they have all 6 players in place to play this game fail safe. They don't even have to put up drew to make it work. Will, A, Nat, Nik, Karen, and Diane would all play the veto. Whoever wins it, will take off whoever, and Jase goes on the block. That leaves 2 jackasses to vote to keep jase and everyone else vote to take him off. That would be a 5 to 2 eviction. Poof, the antichrist is gone, cast out like the devil he is.

Meanwhile, I can NOT wait for the fireworks on the live show on Thursday. Whatever you have to do, watch or tape the show. It will be good. I can not wait to see how the jackasses will react when they realize they have been BAMBOOZLED!!!!!

More slurpy, kissy, suckface kissing going on tonite. Poor Diane, her boy is going to break her heart. If only she could have seen that behavior outside tonite.

Peace Out.

Thanks To feed poster Jayhawk for our episode title today!!

What started as a very slow day on the feeds and excruciating to endure as we waited for the live show, the live show itself was probably the biggest blockbuster of any reality show episode ever aired on tv. Not much happened on the feeds before the show, so let's talk about the undercurrents in the house today.

Kudos to the pussies for the best surprise boot in Big Brother history. Although Marcellus was surprised in his boot, this season surpassed that when Scott (pencil dick), the Savage, was booted from the house with no clue it was to come. The stunned look on the jackasses face was worth the angst they single handedly put us through so far this season. In one sweet sentence, "In a vote of 4 to 3, SCOTT, you are evicted".

BOOM, the antichrist was immediately castrated on national tv. However, this peckerhead was too stupid to understand what was yet to come and that his dick had been removed. He had the audacity to say, "IT'S ON" as Scott went to the door. Now let's talk about the walk to the door. Only the jackasses made it to the door, the pussies hung back. This was by design because they had planned to not get sucked into the drama of the boot because they wanted their heads clear for the HOH.

When Julie was talking to Scott, apparently Jase began his threats in the house as they were waiting for the next episode to begin. Peckerhead told Adria and karen that they were going up this coming week and they were doomed. THis upset the pussies even further. (note to the antichrist, don't piss off your victims further, they just might rise to the glory and end your reign). Scott was shocked on national tv and fortunately came across as the nice guy that we knew was buried underneath the asshole personality that fed off the antichrist.

Then came the moment that we were all waiting for. Natalie enters the house after Julie introduces the twist. Of course the braniacs all thought the twins were either Holly, Scott and some were afraid it was Jase. Fortunately for the pussies, it was one of their own, and Natalie enters the house to squeals and it broke to commercial. When we got back from commercial, the HOH contest was ready.

The first question was about the number of bar stools in the kitchen. Everyone got it correct. Then, Julie asked if there were 4 decorative plates on the wall by the dining room table (there were 3). In one fell swoop, DING DING DING, out goes Marvin, the antichrist peckerhead, cowboy and drew. Also getting the question wrong was Natalie, but Julie messed it up and didn't call her out. Natalie quickly turned the marker back to neutral blue and on to the next question. The next question was about a sculpture by the picture wall. Natalie got that wrong, so Julie's error did not impact the game. Then, here is where the big brother gods blessed the pussies one more time, Only Nik knew how many noses were on that weird white sculpture by the sofas. Nik is HOH. As it broke to commercial, the pussies were all hugging and congratulating everyone, welcoming natalie to the fold, and the 4 guys were GLUM sitting desolate on the chairs. PRICELESS

When we got back from commercial, they were all sitting again on the sofas and natalie and adria were on the hot seats. There was some mundane Q&A and then Julie broke away to end the show. Almost immediately the feeds came back up and here is where it got fun againl

Unfortunately I had to do a conference call at that time and I had to multi task as much as I could. Immediately the guys were congregating by the front door and shit talk began. Both Marvin and Jase were talking about quitting because the game was rigged where they could not win. Cowboy was still devastated that he lost Scott. Drew was confused, as usual. Apparently Marvin and Jase had some words because Jase began covering and blowing smoke up Marvin's ass about how he was working to save him this week. Marvin called him out on that because Marvin knew what the real deal was.

Then for about 6 hours, we were treated to the worst feeds this entire season. We only had 2 feeds working, and they kept rotating between conversations and left before anything was digested. So instead of trying to summarize some of the feeds, let me tell you instead about the workings inside the house tonite.

The pussies immediately understand that the alliance is strengthened and the twins are getting a pass, probably for a good number of weeks. The pussies are glad that they don't have a bipolar schizo on their hands and are thrilled that instead they were dealing with 2 different people.

Marvin is embracing the pussy alliance because he is committed to getting jase out. He hates him with a passion and he understands the pussies were fully bullied during the vote and they still saved him in the house. He has a good memory.

Cowboy is wandering around like a lost puppy, being weepy to anyone who will pay him attention. Shut the fuck up cowboy!!

Will is thrilled, Karen is thrilled, and both were glad it was Natalie and Adria. They both said that they would have walked out of the house during the live show if another peckerhead had entered the house.

Now the most interesting behavior, OF COURSE, is the antichrist peckerheadpig. He went from sullen, poor sport rage, to poor sport quitting, to all of a sudden, we have a complete personality makeover. Introducing, the lighter, sweeter, softer, artsy, more creative, card carrying member of the Screen Actors Guild, band boy Jase. Just that fast, he changed course and ran around the house an immediately told everyone that he is dethroned, has no power and is now alone in the house. He said that IN FRONT OF cowboy. He got so far up Nik's ass tonite, we could see his ugly hair from her throat. It was pathetic. He has tried to give revisionist history of the last 5 weeks to anyone who would listen and has completely destroyed Scott in the process. It was pathetic how he dissed that guy. On top of that, he was not sure if Holly is a twin or not. Hey, peckerhead, YOU SPENT 24/7 WITH HER, you should know.

Good thing no one is buying the revised history lessons. In fact, everyone is still bashing peckerhead at every opportunity. Each of them have told him alone that he played too hard and over the top and that is why he is in the fix he is in. He had to admit it. But then he is saying that an agent got him this gig and he was just playing a role. I still don't believe that for a minute.

Now Nik is in the HOH telling cowboy how aligning himself with the jackasses was a bad move. He has to change his game and go with the majority to have a long life in the house. They both pledged to never put each other up if they are HOH. Now here is where we learn what a gamer Nik is. She is telling cowboy that she is thinking of putting up marvin and diane because diane is too close to drew and marvin is too unpredictable. She is swearing him to secrecy, probably knowing he will talk to jase. So she laid the groundwork for the next surprise boot. The plan is to have them pick pussies to play the POV, save one of them and put Jase on the block. Then that will probably be a unanimous boot, unless cowboy votes stupid.

Now it is beddy by time. The twins are exchanging their germs (both are sick) on one bed, Karen is with Will tonite, drew and diane are on the floor, all in the cloud room. Cowboy and peckerhead are in the brown room and marvin in still in his private room around by the bathroom.

They have a 7:30 am wake up call in the morning for a food competition. Nik is rustling around and probably going to listen to her tunes before finally retiring. THis is the first HOH who is not part of a snuggle duo, so that will allow us feed watchers more time to sleep in the next week.

Just a heads up, expect to witness a personality morph. Jase is desparately trying a new game approach to stay in the house. However, he has burned bridges and it is too late for him. New alliances will be established this week, it is an entirely new game after the peckerhead boot next week. Pay attention to who is talking to who. You will notice that every group wants Nik in the end. She is in a good position to get to the final 2 and win this thing.

A big thank you to Shapiro and production staff for providing us with such great entertainment this week. As our lady Diane would say, "Fuck Yeah"

Peace Out