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 Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 555 (06/12/09 9:59 AM) |
Fact: popcorn eaters are pyschologically disturbed. They feel the need to constantly shove articles in their maw, in order to distract themselves from the void
that is their existence.
Popcorn has no flavour. Got it? Capiche? NONE. It's only flavour is the butter and salt you pour on it. Deal. |
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Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 45 (11/20/09 2:32 PM) |
The perfect Xmas gift!
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 1397 (11/20/09 2:53 PM) |
chlamydia? someone's putting their twat in the popcorn bowl?You ain't seen the pictures? Umsies, I used to work in a movie theatre and you'd be lucky if it were last night's batch. We'd put the popcorn into large yellow bags in the back room with the mice and roaches and sometimes it would be 2 or 3 days old when it was poured out "fresh" into the display counter. And then, since that always went at the bottom of the case, on slow days you'd be piling that shit back into another bag. So sometimes it could be WEEKS before the bottom popcorn ever got digested.Give a fuck. You know the grossness that is hotdogs or mayonnaise or any number of other yummy treats? TASTES GOOD! PUT IT IN MY MOOOOOOOUUUUUUFFFFFF! Microwave popcorn smells like vomit.And shrooms smell like feet. Still eat it doncha? what kind of lady says 'twat'?The kind that is told to. Popcorn has no flavour. Got it? Capiche? NONE. It's only flavour is the butter and salt you pour on it.You, sir, are utterly ignoring the concept of texture. Not only that, you're adding extra letters in your words. |
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