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NiceToAnimals |
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He'll probably be typecast in that role now.
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ArchIbald NiBs |
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Man with rope on cock hung well.
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PeachessandCreeams |
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Carradine 'murdered by secret kung-fu sect'
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Zzunk |
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So the spin begins.
How much longer before the Thai police are accused of covering up for those secret societies? |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Chick Binder Is that a typo, or does some guy out there really go by the name "Chick"? |
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lilnubber |
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I know a guy named Chick. Well, I did. He died.
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TravelRachel |
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I knew a guy called Chick too. He is also dead. Real name was Charles.
"David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies, absolutely," Mr Geragos said on US talk show Larry King Live. jigga please!!!?? Who is buying that? |
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ginaf20697 |
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The same people who bought that Pete Townsend was doing research on internet child porn for a book.
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PieceOfSquash |
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The same people who bought that Eddie Murphy was just giving that tranny hooker a lift.
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Gregoire |
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Kung Fudge! We Lost Another Great Actor!
Item! It always breaks my heart to be the one to deliver news like this, but Kung Fu and Shane: The Series star and acting legend Davy Caradine died in a hotel in Bangkok. This is a tragedy for those of us who were hoping he would make a television comeback with Shane: 2021, but it's doubly tragic because it was so preventable. First of all, if he would have listened to the cautionary message contained in the Murray Head song "One Night In Bangkok," he would have known that one night in that city can make a hard man crumble. And yes, Mr. Head meant even a man as hard as Davy Caradine. Second, I must broach an issue I never addressed when Michael Hutchins from In XS died, though there was an important lesson to be learned from his passing. This is, after all, a family newspaper, and there were certain sordid elements to the death of Hutchins. However, I think that this second celebrity tragedy warrants a hard, "take-no-prisoners" warning: Kids, if you're going to masturbate, don't restrict the flow of oxygen to your brain. You may think it's cool, and sure, if it works in your favor, it will be the best sexual experience you've ever had. But if it doesn't, you'll be found naked and dead with a cord around your neck in a strange place, leaving a lot of heartbreak behind. And just think of your mother's face when the police come to her door to explain that her only son died practicing onanism. Take it from someone who knows. |
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factoryhurl |
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onion?
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StarrEise |
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No, NYT.
WTF do you think?!? |
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BillGuido |
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I'm thinking Starr should have had sex wtih that plumber, she's wound tight.
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StarrEise |
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