I've got to try this 'furry sex' thing. Maybe there's something to it!
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Some Pennsylvania state Senate staffer for a very conservative Republican Lawmaker (making this "political news") was arrested last Friday for trying to have panda furry
sex with a young teenage boy. Now monstrous child-raping is not funny, but hey, they never *did* anything, so let us feel free to laugh at the hilarious
details, as published in a newspaper.
According to the criminal complaint, Mr. Berlin proposed traveling to the boy's home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents' property. He also allegedly offered to arrange a meeting in a hotel room so Mr. Berlin could take photos of the boy and another adult having sex.
The online communication took place on seven different days between April 27 and May 25, according to the criminal complaint. Investigators say some of the messages originated from a Senate computer.
Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for "furries," an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas. [...]
Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.
…Wait for it…
"I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."
Enjoy daily psychoanalysis for the rest of your life, 14-year-old boy who responded to these solicitations in a furry forum!
from wonkette, but here's the real story -- Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for
'furry' sex
