TO: ANY0NE THAT KNOWS I EXIST
FROM: ME, IF I IN FACT ACTUALLY EXIST
SUBJECT: AGENT BAUER, HIS BUDDY, HIS DAUGHTER, AND THE FBI GINGERBEAST
I deeply regret my mistakes in Los Angeles and Washington.
New York?
My turf at last.
My predecessor's longtime associate Francis perhaps said it best.
Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it - New York, New York
These vagabond shoes, are are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - New York, New York
I wanna wake up in a city that doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill - top of the heap
These little town blues, are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it - in old New York
If i can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you - New York, New York
New York, New York
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps
And find I'm a number one, top of the list
King of the hill, a number one
These little town blues, are melting away
And I'm gonna make a brand new start of it - in old New York
And if i can make it there, I'm gonna make it anywhere
It's up to you - New York New York
New York
To my people: stay the course.
To my detractors: the best you got is Freddie Prinze, Jr.?
Even my evil henchman are laughing about this.



















