HEEEEEEELP
i've been taking lots of fiber tablets.......still no poopage in sight.
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I haven't pooped in over a week.
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I haven't pooped in over a week. |
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Posts: 6371 (05/24/09 6:39 PM) Registered user |
HEEEEEEELP i've been taking lots of fiber tablets.......still no poopage in sight.
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 1689 (05/24/09 6:40 PM) |
you're full of shit? you're in the right place
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 6372 (05/24/09 6:41 PM) Registered user |
THE PIPES ARE BACKED UP....
damn it. |
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blockhose |
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Posts: 4920 (05/24/09 6:45 PM) Treadmill martyr |
Report to the political thread immediately!
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annie normas butt |
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Posts: 4859 (05/24/09 6:45 PM) Registered user |
Seriously...a week?
Swallow your pride and buy a fleet enema Your bowels will thank you |
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 2209 (05/24/09 6:47 PM) |
How have you not? Eat some Activia and tell us the results.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 4678 (05/24/09 6:47 PM) Registered User |
Ive pooped twice today, both firm, perfectly formed logs. I suggest prune juice.
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 1146 (05/24/09 6:47 PM) |
Why are all your threads about the butt???
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 7725 (05/24/09 6:47 PM) Registered user |
Good Luck |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 6373 (05/24/09 6:49 PM) Registered user |
HazelEyes48 wrote:I took some pro-biotics and fiber pills...usually that's enough to do the job....I even took Aloe Vera tablets (which turns you into a butt rocket). STILL NO POOPAGE. |
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AmeliaBroadway |
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Posts: 71 (05/24/09 6:50 PM) |
If this is for real, get yourself an enema stat. If it works, great. If not you might want to get some treatment.
Even if it does work I'd still make a doctor's appointment. There might be something else wrong with you. |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 6374 (05/24/09 6:51 PM) Registered user |
I'm going to go with the last resort....epsom salts....
(epsom salts will make your butt explode like a hydrogen bomb....Aloe Vera is an atom bomb in comparison) |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 7726 (05/24/09 6:52 PM) Registered user |
Fiber is slow working. To get quicker results, you need prune juice or Ex-Lax if you don't want to do the enema thing.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 4679 (05/24/09 6:53 PM) Registered User |
are you trying to convince yourself that you arent fat, that you just need to take a dump?
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 6375 (05/24/09 6:53 PM) Registered user |
damn it....
If I don't poop before the night is through....I'm going to get some Ex-Lax tomorrow..... |
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AmeliaBroadway |
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Posts: 73 (05/24/09 6:56 PM) |
Just get a Fleet's enema. They're quite cheap-just a couple of dollars. Buy a two pack and some KY Jelly and you'll be fine.
Over a week is a sign that something could be wrong so you still need to tell your doctor. |
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growsonwalls |
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Posts: 3358 (05/24/09 6:56 PM) Registered user |
prune juice. Try it.
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apparition |
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Posts: 65 (05/24/09 6:56 PM) |
You need to rectify this soon. More yogurt...and water. (You could also try chocolate and walking, or so I've been told.)
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Merely |
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Posts: 6044 (05/24/09 6:59 PM) Registered User |
HOT COFFEE WITH LOTS OF CREAMER IN THE MORNING
(drink it before anything else) yw! |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 6376 (05/24/09 6:59 PM) Registered user |
apparition wrote:Walking does help ......I was going to walk till I pooped today...... I did some walking.....but then went to the movies (Terminator Salvation....how could I not watch that???) |
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apparition |
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Posts: 66 (05/24/09 7:04 PM) |
If its truly been a week, you should probably take something. It will get extremely painful.
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