Oh wait, that's the nutters on another hate thread...
Fuck this avian nightmare. Maybe he'll sleep apnea to death in the house...good tv, good tv...
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hossc |
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Chicken George is a cum guzzling whore!!1!
Oh wait, that's the nutters on another hate thread... Fuck this avian nightmare. Maybe he'll sleep apnea to death in the house...good tv, good tv... |
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dell55 |
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Here a George, there a George, everywhere a George!Published: July 13, 2006 By Georgette Braun ROCKFORD REGISTER STAR Click here for more information about Georgette Braun Chicken George Boswell and I have an eggs-traordinary bond: our first names. My dad, George Coulman, had three sons before I was born and given a female version of his name. Chicken George nuggets Tidbits about George Boswell that you may not know: A nephew gave him his chicken costume. After his first stint on Big Brother, he traveled to Las Vegas for a series of no-pay jobs in clubs before getting a more legitimate hotel promotions job at the Tropicana. I stayed in motel rooms where if you touched the curtains, theyd fall apart, he said. His response to being chosen to appear on the seventh Big Brother series: Me making it here is like a donkey winning the Kentucky Derby. On the shows premiere this season, Boswell said, This is cool, or some variation, at least four times. He has three daughters: Jessica, 23; Nicole, 19; and Emily, 13. His wife is Teresa, and shes in accounting. His favorites include The Blues Brothers, Fred and Wilma Flintstone and Barney and Betty Rubble, Oreos, Snickers, Budweiser and Hooters hot wings Sources: Register Star research, CBS Boswell, named after his grandfather, is one of 14 houseguests on the Big Brother 7: All-Stars CBS reality show that airs tonight as part of its three-month stint. George means farmer, and my dad was one, though Boswells wasnt. Yet Chicken George of Rockford, a hotel promoter and former roofer, tended the poultry like a good farmer on the first Big Brother season in 2000. He was the sixth person evicted from the house where they were sequestered. Georgette, with a lowercase g, is a thin, durable, slightly crinkled fabric used for womens blouses and dresses. Im betting that Boswell has never worn blouses made of georgette. He simply couldnt fit a womans blouse over the chicken costume he wears to promote himself, though he has slimmed down 20 pounds to 200 since his TV debut on the show six years ago. Whose name is more popular? Thirty years ago, George was the 27th most popular boys name, according to the Social Security Administration. In 2005, it was 139th, up from 146 the year before. Georgette ranked 980 in 1977 and 965 the year before. It hasnt made it into the top 1,000 otherwise. But enough with the comparisons between us. Lets zero in on George Boswell, the man and for these purposes, the chicken of the hour. Read on for more nuggets about Chicken George. And test your knowledge of other local, national and international famous Georges and chickens. |
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electrikneon |
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Act your age. Asshole.
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Pencake |
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Boring fucking waste of a player.
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Gokoro |
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Personally, I'd prefer Cowshit over him.
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Gregoire |
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He's a repulsive fat blob, and he looks right at home with his head in a trough.
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Everytime I see him on screen.. I'm just thinking: "He shouldn't be there. WHY is he there.." He is just so out of place!
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Pencake |
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Har har har har har har har har!!! He he he he he he he!!!! That fucking annoying LAUGH! It kills! UGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
"This is cuuuuuuuulee" SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
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bbasfan |
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I wish they had brought at least Cowboy back instead of him. Cowboy always was good for a laugh. CG not so much.
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Jesus of Najareth |
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That George confessional was the best.
Someone make an animated gif of him shaking around like a retarded oversized toddler. |
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Gokoro |
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OMG DIE (howie too)
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Mr Brightside |
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I FUCKING HATE THIS SONUVABITCH >: |
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SW5ScooterLivingston |
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Every time I see him in a confessional I get annoyed.
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Pencake |
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Can someone buy back the car he sold to waddle back here, and drop it on him! He's not funny, and is sooooo fucking far from a DILF that it's insane.
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sunnmaid |
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I hate him, too, but wouldn't it be the ultimate mindfuck for all the HGs if we made George win each and every America's Choice? Not to mention that it would probably help evict him much sooner than he would be evicted otherwise.
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Gnarl24 |
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I seriously can't stand him and that laugh, he's bad on the show but the feeds he's even worse. He needs to go, asap! Too bad he didn't hit his head when he did the pool belly flop, if they won't vote him out maybe he'll seriously injur himself and we won't have to see him again.
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My God... that laugh! Shut the fuck up!! Why does CBS keep making him look so good... he's a dumb fucking jackass that knows shit all about Big Brother. Get this blob of lard off my screen!!
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SurvivorSurvivorSurvivor |
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I can't fuckin' stand how the local papers are constantly writing about this fucker. None of the other papers around the country are writing about their local contestants except for Bumblefuck, Wherever (you know George's hometown).........honestly, every time I go to BBQ it's littered with nonsense about this giver of oral sex to chicken.
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sunnmaid |
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Maybe they can sequester everyone inside the house, empty all the water out of the pool then tell George to go crazy and do one of his famous bellyflops right away.
At this point, I think he is guaranteed Final 6. |
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