Thanks, sadllama. I couldn't believe this thing got to 4 pages before somebody mentioned THE HAPPENING.
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Posts: 2913 (05/20/09 9:10 AM) Registered User |
Pinocchio with Robert Benigni
Number 23 Epic Movie Baby Geniuses By sitting through all four of these movies, I believe I've taken at least one year off my life. |
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Posts: 8900 (05/20/09 1:06 PM) Registered user |
I read this about Antichrist: "In Antichrist, the new Lars Von Trier movie, Willem Defoe's balls are banged and then Charlotte Gainsbourg jerks him
off until he cums blood."
Umm, ewwww. |
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Posts: 9000 (05/30/09 6:31 PM) |
Okay, having sat through about an hour of Benjamin Button, I can say with certainty that this is the worst film of all time.
WTF? How did this get an Academy Award nom??? <------ ETA: 9000! On Benjamin fucking Button??? |
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Posts: 18401 (05/30/09 8:08 PM) Registered user |
'Love Actually'. I wish I could jump into that movie and just start shooting people John Woo-style.
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Posts: 12072 (05/30/09 8:12 PM) Registered user |
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
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Posts: 728 (05/30/09 8:13 PM) irst etter issing |
I am not reading this thread but I will say that PS I love you was one of the WORST hunks of trash ever. Hillary Skank has absolutely ZERO sex appeal. She was
with three GORGEOUS guys in the film and had no chemistry with any of them. It was horrid. Shame because the story was actually good.
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Posts: 18402 (05/30/09 8:16 PM) Registered user |
Speaking of Hillary Swank, 'Freedom Writers'. Ugh. Goddamn atrocious. We should start another thread for most embarrassing movies from Oscar winners.
I love 'Boys Don't Cry', but good LORD is that woman overrated. |
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Pahrump Mania |
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Posts: 3810 (05/30/09 9:40 PM) Registered user |
People assume she can act because she's homely.
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Zarles |
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Posts: 18404 (05/30/09 9:41 PM) Registered user |
People like horses.
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Posts: 18727 (05/30/09 9:47 PM) |
Zarles??? Is that really YOU?? *waves*
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Posts: 9451 (05/30/09 9:52 PM) Registered User |
I dont get a lot of foreign films. I mean I understand theyre supposed to be artistic and all that bullshit, but theyre fucking boring as shit.
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Posts: 3055 (05/30/09 9:56 PM) |
Just watch any Angelina Jolie film.
More recently, "Observe & Report" was pretty damn bad and I <3 Anna Faris. |
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Zarles |
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Posts: 18405 (05/30/09 10:03 PM) Registered user |
Hi AP!
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Posts: 3600 (05/31/09 12:32 AM) Registered user |
Mypoody2 wrote: Maybe you are just watching the wrong ones. Their are hundreds of Countries with film industries all of them distinctively different. It's like saying all english language cinema is bullshit because the latest Coen Brothers or David Lynch film was boring,long and pretentious. |
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Posts: 5811 (05/31/09 12:52 AM) Registered user |
How did this thread get so many replies without anyone mentioning Alexander?
How do you turn life story of the greatest general in the history of the planet into something so utterly unwatchable? |
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Posts: 6575 (05/31/09 1:01 AM) |
oh god I had forgotten about Alexander. Fucking over long indulgent piece of shit.
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Posts: 17 (05/31/09 1:06 AM) |
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was probably the worst movie ever. Jack Nicholson is overrated and isn't a very good actor at all.
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Posts: 3056 (05/31/09 2:02 AM) |
Ethel Mormon wrote: 
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Posts: 3815 (05/31/09 6:12 AM) Registered user |
I watched Chained Heat last night, how could a women's prison movie starring Linda Blair go so wrong? Although it was so bad that it was pretty good. The
good news is I googled Chained Heat and I discovered there's a Chained Heat 2, starring Brigitte Neilsen, and set in a Czech Prison. Gotta see that.
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