2) The "loud pipes save lives" motorcyclist who parks below my bedroom window when he arrives home at 5am.
What, you can't accidentally drop a box of tacks/nails/broken glass out your window?
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Neighbor loathing
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Posts: 5682 (05/17/09 9:45 AM) Registered User
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What, you can't accidentally drop a box of tacks/nails/broken glass out your window? |
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 SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 9835 (05/17/09 9:48 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
Straight Male Phone-Talker Guy never really took off like Shovel Girl did (DAMN YOU DHARMIT!!!!!!!!).
He was the guy who would come home and CONSTANTLY be outside talkin' on his super-awesome-look-at-me stupid bluetooth REALLY LOUD all night cuz he was super-awesome and had TONS of friends that he had to constantly update on his super-awesome life being a fat stupid phone-talker guy. He had a super-awesome party the night of valentine's day. He was so super-awesome that he decided to get really drunk so he could be even more super-awesome. He drank so much liquor that he didn't wake up the next day. I would say RIP, but I hope he rests with someone constantly talking on the phone in his ear for the rest of eternity. |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 9836 (05/17/09 9:49 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
Oh, and tell us about "Creepy Ole Convenience Store Man"!!!
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The Electric Witch |
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Posts: 1053 (05/17/09 9:49 AM) |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 6391 (05/17/09 9:50 AM) Yes, smarter than you |
We had drunken neighbors who liked to have loud parties and barbecue at 4 in the morning right next to our bedroom window. They got fined a kazillion times for
violating noise ordinances.
Finally she got knocked up and they grew up when the baby was born. Now they're quiet, but I like to make lots of noise in the morning and wake up their baby. |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 9837 (05/17/09 9:51 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
Oh and the "straight male" is part of his official name because before he died, I came here asking what kind of a straight guy talks on the phone
that much. I thought it was a girl thing to always be on the phone. I found it very strange.
"But maybe he was GAY" you ask - no no no no... gay men would NEVER look as fat and gross and stupid as this guy did. But then again, I bet ScruffyGuy would have LOVED him. So, then again, maybe I should just call him Phone-Talker Guy. Hmmm. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 8680 (05/17/09 9:52 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Trixie Delight wrote: I WISH!! |
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itsakat |
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Posts: 7608 (05/17/09 10:05 AM) Registered User |
The last apartment we lived in we were upstairs from a hooker. Her pimp used to come over and cuss her out all hours of the night.
One time, she and (I'm assuming) a "work associate" came upstairs and asked to borrow a flashlight from my husband. There was a lot of giggling. We also used to live next door to a drag queen years ago, but he was really nice and we used to pet-sit for each other. |
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The Electric Witch |
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Posts: 1054 (05/17/09 10:10 AM) |
Oh Creepy Ole Convenience Store Man is the reason I dread doing a milk run. I've actually figured out his schedule as best I can to avoid running into him.
He makes a beeline for me every time I go in there, invades my "personal space" and he touches my shoulder supposedly to make a point but it's more of an aggressive-erm--CREEPY--action. I don't like being rude to people (cos I'm so klehhsy) but I've been growing progressively less concerned about that so now I say "DON"T TOUCH" and he was all "oooh don't touch eh?" like I was too hoity toity for words. He has no front teeth btw. I'm like flypaper for winners like this. Recently I was rejoicing because I thought he'd been fired or left as I hadn't seen in awhile and I was in the dairy section and opened the fridge and he was stocking it and stuck his head out and said "Well HELLOOO!" I literally gasped in horror, shock and extreme disappointment. |
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 1300 (05/17/09 10:15 AM) Registered user |
Lol at seeing him in the fridge.
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 9840 (05/17/09 10:19 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
LOLOLOLOL
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The Electric Witch |
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Posts: 1055 (05/17/09 10:19 AM) |
The horror. The horror
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MsJones4 |
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Posts: 3308 (05/17/09 10:21 AM) Registered User |
I've got the asshole guy behind me who is always out walking his dog and talking on his phone. He is so cheating on his wife. Who walks their dog at 1am
and makes a phone call? Asshole cheater.
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Posts: 19836 (05/17/09 10:27 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
I have baby momma next door w/ her six kids. Oldest will be 17 in August, youngest will be 1 in July. Three bedroom place. Oh and her husband just moved in,
I've been here a year and he's only been here twice before last weekend when she introduced me to him and said "Yea, he's been MIA for a
while"
The five boy children are ok I guess, but the little 4 yr old girl is a terror. It's nothing to here her call one of her brothers a bitch or ass. They are just loud. There are so many of them. So.Damn.Many. |
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Crappysucks |
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Posts: 7996 (05/17/09 10:28 AM) Registered user |
merkyl wrote: Same. |
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Geish |
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Posts: 1004 (05/17/09 10:29 AM) Registered user |
I have 3 neighbors:
-Older Black Lady -Older White Lady -Ancient Black Lady We take them brownies and pieces of pie and pull all their weeds. They love us. Lovey-love-love us! |
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lurkylurky |
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Posts: 384 (05/17/09 11:18 AM) Registered user |
Why does no one yell in disgust at sow ( sucker of anuses ) saying vile things about real live dead people. Not pretend dead Internet people but a real person.
And how is it that he can make sweeping nasty comments about straight men? By the way, gay men are never fat or stupid. Um.. Do you OWN a mirror and have you ever read your own posts???? Where is modesty for this travesty?? |
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 4100 (05/17/09 11:26 AM) |
I hate my 400 pound neighbor and his 100 pound girlfriend who slam the door every time they close it.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 4118 (05/17/09 11:44 AM) Registered User |
This why the country > the city.
When people have a minimum of 500 feet between houses, most several thousand feet between houses, the neighbors could beat each other with baseball bats for 5 hours and fire off guns and I'd probably not hear it. I do have a a few foxes and a few black bears that keep invading my personal space. The bears love the berry bushes.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 9323 (05/17/09 11:44 AM) Registered User |
My big fat scary neighbor had to move, and the house owned by the thieving meth-heads on the corner caught on fire last year and they moved away too. YAY!! But
they are rebuilding........I think they're coming back.
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