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Madhackrviper		#1081	[-]
Posts: 4078 (07/04/09 12:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dictatorship wrote: Janelle is a vile bitch. Anyone who likes her is an enemy of mine. Me and Ace agree on something. What an elitist snobby bitch she is. The only Sov I didn't like by the way. Katy Carney wrote: Michelle and April are in the same boat as the other April, which is to say that I "get" the hate, but secretly love them anyway. Honestly... I will never understand how anyone can ever SORTA like the April you refer to as "other April". To me she's the most vile, disgusting, repulsive human I have EVER seen on reality TV, and probably in real life too. She wasn't even FUN to hate I hated her so much. It got to the point for me where my stomach sorta churned when I saw her on screen, and started liking some people [Keesha mostly] BECAUSE April was a bitch to them. Ugh, she was just... vile to me. I can't understand anyone liking that vile vile vile vile bitch. Michelle I get by the way, though I hated that entire lategame alliance personally, Michelle I can understand liking. And I actually do legitimately like Busto.
Mikester		#1082	[-]
Posts: 3509 (07/04/09 12:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have no idea why you or anyone else hates April so much. She was a delusional and bitchy, but that's really not even that bad. I could get not liking her but I don't understand how anyone could feel so strongly about her either way.
Mikester		#1083	[-]
Posts: 3518 (07/04/09 12:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So now that I'm done ranking Big Brother contestants I've decided to move on to ranking Survivor tribes. For most seasons I'll only be ranking the original tribe, but since there are some seasons that started out with tribes of five/four people (Exile Island/Cook Islands), I will be ranking the swap tribe since it had more of an impact on the season. Here is the list of the tribes that will be ranked: Spoiler [+] Tagi Pagong Kucha Ogakor Boran Samburu Maraamu Rotu Chuay Gahn Sook Jai Jaburu Tambaqui Drake Morgan Chapera Mogo Mogo Saboga Lopevi Yasur Koror Ulong Nakum Yaxha Casaya LaMina Aitu Raro Moto Ravu Fei Long Zhan Hu Airai Malakal Fang Kota Jalapao Timbira The first update will be up soon. Here are the spoilers: Spoiler [+] - A tribe which made a decision that I can never forgive them for. - A tribe which held the worst people from a particular season. These tribes also share something in common Last Edited By: Mikester 07/04/09 12:30 PM. Edited 1 times.
Shalomo		#1084	[-]
Posts: 730 (07/04/09 12:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kota ftw. Yay. Spoiler [+] Jalapao for voting out Sydney Last Edited By: Shalomo 07/04/09 12:33 PM. Edited 1 times.
Kitty Pryde1		#1085	[-]
Posts: 9986 (07/04/09 12:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Spoiler [+] Wow, Jalapao fits both of those. Voting out Sandy instead of useless Sydney. And Carolina, Spencer, Sydney & Joe.
Mikester		#1086	[-]
Posts: 3519 (07/04/09 12:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kitty you are banished from this thread GOODBYE.
goohst		#1087	[-]
Posts: 690 (07/04/09 12:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ew Jalapao. Timbira was so much better. Even with Sierra. I liked everyone else on Timbira.
Thailandsurvivor		#1088	[-]
Posts: 7674 (07/04/09 12:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Due to Mikester's intense appreciation for the elders, I'm predicting a Samburu win.
CrystalOwnage		#1089	[-]
Posts: 512 (07/04/09 12:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Casaya FTW
Mikester		#1090	[-]
Posts: 3520 (07/04/09 1:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	#37: Lopevi Members (from best to worst): Brady, Rory, John K, John P, Brooke, Chad, Sarge, Chris Terrible decision making. I've seen tribes make terrible decisions, from throwing challenges to voting out stronger members over weaker members, but never have I seen a tribe make a decision as awful as Lopevi: In a season full of fugs, Lopevi made the decision to vote out all of the younger, stronger, hotter men. At the very first vote, Sarge lead the older, fatter, uglier men in an attempt to overthrow the younger guys. It worked ( ikr?), and Brooke was voted out. Chris. Just when you thought this tribe couldn't get any worse, the ugly fatty that was supposed to be the first person voted off, wins. Chris is widely thought of as one of the best winners ever. This is untrue. Yes, he survived the first vote when he was supposed to get voted out, but this was because Sarge was evil and decided that it would be smarter to not let the younger kids get the upper-hand. I credit Chris for having a good social game with the women after the merge, but I give Scout/Twila more credit than Chris for the Leann-blindside. Chris' moves at the f5/f4 were unnecessary, so I don't give him credit for that either. Twila should have won over Chris. Sarge. I give Sarge the credit for being the power-player on Lopevi. But since I hate Lopevi, it makes me hate him, too. I was pissed that he voted out the younger people. Also, he was the one that made the final call to keep Julie over John K which was totally dumb. Chad. Chad had no major storyline other than the fact that he had one leg. And this apparently made him extremely popular. Rory. Rory was the only entertaining and likable member of the Fat 5. I'm not really sure how much of an accomplishment that is. I did like him and I was sad to see him be the first Lopevi booted at the merge since it should have been Chad or Chris, but whatever. He brought it on himself by being a part of that horrible alliance, anyway. All of this contributes to Lopevi being the worst tribe in the history of Survivor. #36: Ravu Members (from best to worst): Sylvia, Erica, Rita, Jessica, Anthony, Michelle, Earl, YauMan, Mookie, Rocky Ew. There were some people that I rooted for in Fiji, but they were all on Moto lulz. The likable tribe members were all voted out early and we were stuck with the worst alliance in the history of alliances Earl/Michelle/Yau Man. Everyone loved them, but they were pure evil and I fucking despise them to this day. LOL. Thankfully, Ravu sucked a lot in challenges because of the Have/Have-Nots twist which I am very thankful for to this day. Unfortunately, this resulted in increased airtime for this tribe, but at least it led to several of these nightmarish people being booted early-merge due to not having the numbers. Jessica/Erica. Jessica and Erica both seemed likable, and even though Jessica was kind of boring, Erica seemed like she could have been a great character. Ravu, being retarded, decided that it would be more benefical to them to boot Jessica and Erica. Because, logically, when you're at a huge disadvantage from the start, the smart thing to do is boot the younger, more physically competent players. So Ravu is partially to blame for their own failure. Sylvia. Sylvia was hysterical and crazy. She was actually one of the bigger characters in the first few episodes of Fiji. Unfortunately, because Ravu sucked, they voted her off at the third Tribal Council and were robbed of this amazing woman for the rest of the season Anthony vs Rocky. Rocky is seriously my least favorite Survivor contestant to this day. He was an obnoxious bully, and I really felt bad for Anthony. I did LOL when Rocky rationalized it as "I'm trying to help you." That was funny. But otherwise, I hated Rocky. And even though I didn't really like Anthony, it bothered me that nobody spoke up for him. But I guess the excuse was "strategy" or something. Mookie. Mookie was some douchebag who was friends with Rocky. I hated him just as much as Rocky. After Rocky got voted out, Mookie jumped over to the next biggest group of douchebags he could find. Then he got voted out for being a dumbass with the idol. The Evil Trio. Ravu brought the most evil trio in the history of Survivor: Earl/Michelle/Yau Man. They were loved by the viewers for being kind and surviving despite being on a terrible tribe, but they were what ruined Fiji. Earl was boring as fuck, Yau Man was annoying as fuck and way overrated, and it's bullshit that anyone took his side in the car-deal incident when the dumbass knew that there was a chance it wouldn't work. Oh, and Michelle, to this day, is the most overrated player ever. She was just as invisible as any other female player who people bitch about as invisible and boring, so STFU Michelle fans. Spoilers for the next 2: Spoiler [+] - A tribe where good conquered evil in the very first episode, but went on to be a disaster. - A tribe filled with alpha-male ownage. OMG EW. Last Edited By: Mikester 07/04/09 1:35 PM. Edited 1 times.
kishuu		#1091	[-]
Posts: 2091 (07/04/09 1:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Omg I totally agree about Ravu <3. I hated everyone but Sylvia/Erica/Jessica/Rita on Ravu and they were the first four booted out of the tribe so Ravu instantly sucked.
spnintendo		#1092	[-]
Posts: 6914 (07/04/09 1:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Omg major agreeance on Lopevi suckage. Both tribes in Fiji sucked so whatevs. ^_^
YemaGrl1988		#1093	[-]
Posts: 6568 (07/04/09 2:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Members (from best to worst): Sylvia, Erica, Rita, Jessica, Anthony, Michelle, Earl, YauMan, Mookie, Rocky ETERNAL MIKESTER LOVE FOR PUTTING BORING MICHELLE WHERE SHE DESERVES <3333
Thailandsurvivor		#1094	[-]
Posts: 7677 (07/04/09 2:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You liked Moto more than Ravu? And the Fat Five > Rest of Lopevi. I have a feeling that this list will eventually make my head explode. At least you hate Mookie and Rocky.
Shalomo		#1095	[-]
Posts: 731 (07/04/09 2:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I only like Michelle a little because she's from the same city as me and we're friends on Facebook But everything here is so true. Vanuatu = Worst Male Cast Ever!
solesurvivor01		#1096	[-]
Posts: 6228 (07/04/09 2:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Noooo, not Lopevi. They were such <3 (although not nearly as much as Yasur <3). Ravu was horrid. I actually liked them at first, but ugh, they were so annoying (sans the "evil trio" who I <3'd). I don't think I would put Ravu last, but it's certainly down there. I'm assuming that these rankings are based on the original tribes? In that case, Drake/Yaxha/Casaya/Fei Long/Zhan Hu/Timbira FTW, please. And please let Samburu/Morgan/La Mina/Airai/Kota be coming up soon.
Mikester		#1097	[-]
Posts: 3522 (07/04/09 3:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	#35: La Mina Members (from best to worst): Nick, Ruth-Marie, Sally, Misty, Dan, Terry, Austin BlandBlandBland. La Mina was really lame and very bland. The men were all alpha-male types and I barely remember the women. I think part of the reason La Mina is so lame is just because Casaya was so dysfunctional and fun to watch, and so La Mina got the shaft editing wise. Or maybe I just ignored them I don't remember lulz Nick. Nick was the hottest guy on the tribe. He had nice abs. His face was just okay, though. Sally. I don't remember much about Sally, but I do remember that part of her storyline was that she just got divorced or something. LOL what a crappy storyline. Anyway, she went on to do a whole bunch of nothing and eventually got booted in some placement that I don't remember. Misty. Misty is the most incredibly overrated person ever. Michelle Yi is the only person that could give her competition. Dan. Dan was really boring and old, and I remember I wanted to vomit when they all stood and saluted him. Actually I never saw that and I don't remember it but I heard that's what happened. Ew. Wasn't he an Astronaut, though? lol Terry. Terry is probably Survivor's biggest alpha-male, next to Tom Westman. And probably Survivor's biggest douchebag next to Rocky. On La Mina, Terry was calling the shots. Since that tribe ended up being a total failure, I'm really not impressed. After the merge, Terry survived solely on immunity. He had an immunity run and he also held onto an idol. But he was probably the worst overall player in the game, since he had a horrible social game and could not make a strategic move if his life depended on it. Without his immunity run Terry would not be memorable at all. Austin. Austin was my least favorite player in Panama because he was dumb as fuck and ugly as hell. I really wish that Nick had survived over him and at least made the jury, but unfortunately, that didn't happen. #34: Saboga Members (from best to worst): Jerri, Jenna, Ethan, Rudy, Rupert, Tina We hate winners! Saboga started off really well when bitches Jerri and Jenna teamed up in one super-bitch alliance. Jenna felt it was important that the winners be destroyed, and Jerri, who just wanted to get rid of Tina for being a jealous hag-bitch, followed. Thankfully, good triumphed over evil and Jerri & Jenna succeeded. Jerri. Jerri is about the only pre-merge All-Star boot, aside from Richard, who delivered what was expected of them. She was whiny, bitchy, and controlling (three characteristics that I love in a person), and made her entire tribe hate her. Jerri was given a negative edit but it was nothing comparable to her Australia edit. The one great thing that Jerri did in All-Stars was get rid of Tina, who had targeted Jerri in Australia for no reason at all other than that Tina sucked. Jenna L. Jenna is widely hated by everyone in the world, except me! ^_^ Jenna Lewis was a huge bitch who did what she wanted, when she wanted, and actually proactively played the game. Her strategy to boot the winners absolutely helped her in the game, and despite bullshit that she started this mind-set in All-Stars, the only person her anti-winner campaign even effected was Tina. Jenna quit, and Ethan/Richard were booted on a completely different tribe. Rupert. Rupert is the reason that this tribe ranks so low. Despite my love for Jenna/Jerri, this tribe was entirely The Rupert Tribe. It seemed like every single vote came down to Rupert, and every decision that was made was Rupert's. His stupidity amazed me. Tina. Tina was a stupid bitch who got what she deserved. She was weak, she was fake, and she sucked. Deal with it. Had more attention been payed to Jerri's whininess and Jenna's bitchiness, this tribe would be much higher but unfortunately there was just too much Rupert/Rudy/Ethan. Ugh.
Shalomo		#1098	[-]
Posts: 732 (07/04/09 3:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jerri/Jenna <3 I agree. It was all the Rupert show again. And stupid Rudy. Ethan was cool though, very funny. This was definitely robbed in the rankings though...
SC15Fan		#1099	[-]
Posts: 552 (07/04/09 3:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't forget to mention that crappy shelter he built. It was basically a huge hole in the ground. I didn't like jerri as much but at least I completely agreed with her on that shelter part. Even Jeff was like wtf about the shelter which made me lol.
Shalomo		#1100	[-]
Posts: 733 (07/04/09 3:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That moment is the epitome of how stupid that troll is. Jerri owned him and he should know it.

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