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CoconutPhone wrote:

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Endings I'd rather have than a reset/forget everything that happened on the show:

-The Devil convinces Jack to shoot himself with a dark twisted version of "It's a Wonderful Life" showing him how much better life would be for Bobby, Sue Ellen et al. if he were dead.

-Desmond dumps Penny and realizes the Hatch is where his heart belongs and tells someone knocking on the door that it's closed. He turns off the lights and walks off into the darkness.

-The war between Jacob and Anti-Jacob ends and most of the Losties leave via helicopter except for Bernard who leaves a message made of stones on the beach reading "Goodbye"

-Juliet gets married to Kate's uncle Lucas played by Leslie Neilsen. The gang has a series of goodbye hugs

-Smokey decides to go back to his home planet Melmac. While waiting for his girlfriend Rhonda to come pick him up in her spaceship the Feds show up and surround him.

-Ben, UnLocke, Kate and Sayid are arrested when they fail to help Hurley when he gets carjacked. "The Island 4" are put on trial and a large assortment of people they've pissed off in the past come back to testify against them. Jackie Chiles for the Defense.

-Locke wakes up in his hotel room greeted by Sheriff Ana-Lucia and Jack. He goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth and suddenly smashes his head into the mirror. UnLocke appears in the reflection. Locke turns to the camera and eerily asks "How's Helen? How's Helen? How's Helen?" as he laughs maniacally.

-zoom out to reveal that we are in fact on the set of a live television show. Jeff Probst stands ready to reveal the votes.

D'oh!

OK, admittedly Dallas was before my time although I've seen episodes here and there. Without the 'Bobby and Sue Ellen' hint to Google, I wouldn't have gotten the answer. I tried googling "How's Helen?" but came up with nothing.

**hangs head in shame**