Bilkis <3
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iloveweems |
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Gene <3
Bilkis <3 |
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Jitensha |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi friend You: Hi friend! You: let's hold hands and sing kumbaya Stranger: =d Stranger: better ideia Stranger: I'm horny, I have a webcam, my msn: alina-colalight@hotmail.com / alinasblogg@hotmail.com Stranger: lets have chat Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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You: yo
Stranger: hola You: mexican? Stranger: no Stranger: spanish Stranger: hola Stranger: xDD You: Spain? Stranger: yes You: Barcelona? Stranger: no Stranger: vitoria You: WHERE is that? Stranger: in basque country Stranger: north of spain You: Are you a separatist? Stranger: no You: Why not? Stranger: i don't worry that things xDD You: Maybe you should worry... Stranger: because the polithic is a shit You: Did you vote for 0bama? Stranger: no Stranger: xD You: Why not? Stranger: im little for vote You: How old are you? 12? Stranger: noo Stranger: 15 Stranger: you? You: 29. Can you speak English? Stranger: yes Stranger: but maybe i write wrong Stranger: xD You: Why aren't you in school now? Stranger: because is 10:30 pm and the scool finish at 2 pm You: LOL. You should come to http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/51369. We are discussing omegle there. Stranger: are they a lot of people? You: Yes. It's a message board mostly for Americans. Stranger: ok Stranger: xD You: Awesome! Stranger: what? You: what? Stranger: nothing... i don't know what is awesome You: Great! Stranger: ah ok hehe You: Why arent you out partying on a Friday night? Stranger: because the parties are on saturday xD You: Oh, OK. Come to survivorsucks on that link I gave you and introduce yourself! Stranger: i go to have dinner Stranger: good byee You: OK. But I hope you join survivorsucks! Stranger: ok |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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lissie's and Sweaty's really made me LOL
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kira |
kira :) | ||
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kira!
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Jitensha |
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HI KIRA!
Kira kira! |
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Modesty |
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fk
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kira |
kira? | ||
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hahaha i don't get this :)
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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Hi KIRA!
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Jitensha |
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Modesty |
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blockhose wrote:I believe that's Korean. Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom wrote:For some reason this one had me LOL. |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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Stranger: HEIL HITLER
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Modesty |
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You: Are you from SS OT?Prolly more like SS Third Reich. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey. Listen, I have some questions for you...
Stranger: say it
You: Well, there's all these douchebags in this online message board forum...
You: And they are using this site like crazy, then posting all the chats online
You: I'm wondering just how entertaining you personally find this to be?
You: Have you discussed it with anyone in real life?
You: Would you save these chats and post them online for the amusement of others?
Stranger: no.
You: Seriously!
Stranger: im serious ! if people have nothing to do, they should go to a walk or something. they shouldnt be reading other
people conversation
You: THANK YOU!
You: I mean, this is entertaining for about half an hour, max, right?
You: Then you have to get a life, wouldn't you agree?
Stranger: i think the same. BUT.. you see, i think that people shouldnt read it at all. Its not my fault if they dont have a
life, so, why they are reading my to get entertrained?
You: Well, they are some seriously lonely people, I guess. What they are trying to do is flaunt their alleged
"wit" and make fools out of strangers.
You: It's just kind of sad, I think.
You: It's sapping the life out of the rest of the message board, too.
You: Do you think it would ironic if I posted this?
You: Or just more douchebaggery?
Stranger: just more douchebaggery
Stranger: why would you do something like that?
You: Well, I AM one of them, in a way. It's expected of me to be a dick and a hypocrite.
You: Are you over age 21?
Stranger: noup
You: Oh, geez. Probably I shouldn't have said "dick," then.
You: Did you ever lick the crumbs and glaze from the bottom of an empty doughnut box?
Stranger: haha. as if i dindt know what a dick was
Stranger: ahm.. i guess not
You: But would you consider it if no one was looking?
You: And you knew you'd never be caught?
Stranger: yea.
Stranger: i would have done that
You: That is excellent!
You: Here's a secret of my own...
You: I have scraped up melted cheese from the bottom of a pizza box!
You: (I'm kind of fat, but not really disgustingly fat, just sort of "husky" and I do like my cheese)
You: I've gone and bored you now...
You: I am sorry
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you didnt. its just
You: just... what?
Stranger: sometimes it take me a little time to realise what you are saying
Stranger: BUT.. it saouds good
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: idk
You: I understand. Most people don't "get" me right away. It takes time.
You: Well, listen...
You: I have to pee.
You: So thank you for the conversation.
Stranger: youre welcome (:
Stranger: and
You: yes?
Stranger: cheese is forever man !
You: TOTALLY!
Stranger: dont let people say bad thing about it
Stranger: never
You: I won't
You: I promise!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: keep it like that !
You: Deal.
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Jitensha |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: How do you feel about Hitler Stranger: he is an arse You: I think he was probably just misunderstood Stranger: he went too far You: I tihnk he had good ideas, though You: who needs Jews/ You: ? You: Ir Gypsies You: or gays You: or old people Stranger: i want all the muslims out of our country but to kill them maybe is a bot too ar You: no one, I tell you You: Interesting You: How do you propose to get rid of all the Muslims You: what did they ever do to you? You: Islam is a religion of Peace, you know Stranger: they bombed london You: all of them? Stranger: they think alike You: that is an impressive feat to get a billion people to do the same thing You: so do Christians Stranger: but they dont terrorize people Stranger: they just ask for gods protection You: Have you ever heard of the CRUSADES You: or the INQUISITION Stranger: nope You: look them up You: I believe you will be enlightened You: clearly, the only thing to do at this point is to kill God Stranger: clearly You: alright, good luck with your Muslim infestationt Stranger: thankyou |
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UndifferentCow |
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Stranger: i have discovered the greatest thing ever
You: what!?? Stranger: talking to stangers on omegle while i poo You: kick ass I did that earlier You: you on a desk top or what? Stranger: its fun and a great way to multitask You: busy world means multitasking everything Stranger: exactly You: I know.. You: why is Mr. Scruffy such a bitch? Stranger: everyone else disconnects with me after i tell them im pooing while talking You: I enjoy a bowel movemet myself Stranger: and hes a bitch because his wife castrated him in his sleep You: he's gay silly Stranger: thats what he calls his male partner You: Think he's having withdrawls issues> You: wife? never Stranger: yeah the withdrawl of his testicles You: he could easily come up with a forty minute dissertation on his partner or poo.. You: he's wordy You: sometimes its charming Stranger: kinda like word girl You: Key word "sometimes" You: yea! but with a penis and back hair Stranger: and her trusty sidekick mr huggyface You: who's that? Stranger: its an excellent show on tvo kids You: ahh I haven't seen it Stranger: you should check it out Stranger: tvo kids has some quality programs You: I'll ponder it some and see if its worth my time Stranger: its definately worth everyones time You: well we shall see..I usually don't do kids shows Stranger: infact type that into a memo and send it out to everyone You: on it as we type You: want to add some addresses Stranger: everyone in the world You: hmmm that may take a while Stranger: yeah but the internet is advanced enough Stranger: its the most trusted thing of today You: not according to gore...he built it you know Stranger: gore is a douche You: and made global warming Stranger: nobody made global warming You: he's springtime fresh? Stranger: it would have happened regardless You: I like the heat..I'm good Stranger: summertime is good it makes me think of will smith in his rap days You: 4th of july was his day for a while You: now he plays old men in boring films Stranger: hes still a bitchin actor Stranger: he can do anything and everything You: he is just needs better roles You: So can I ask you a question? Stranger: he can act and rap and he doesnt even need to swear in his raps Stranger: sure You: why do you come here? You: what do you get from it? Stranger: something to do when i really dont have anything better to do Stranger: like while i poo You: fair enough You: and it makes you laugh or horny or what? You: my key died last ight. Stranger: it makes me laugh] You: :| You: N key You: well good then see? now I ca report these findings to grumpy Stranger: are you doing a report on omegle for your castrated gay teacher? You: tata pooer of omeagle You: yes I am Stranger: awesome You: he likes stuff to read while pooing too I think You: happy crapping sir, good day. You have disconnected. |
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ladybugtoes |
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sadllama |
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FOR JITENSHA:
Stranger: Taking the piss means.. Stranger: it's hard to explain. You: is it like pulling a prank on someone? Stranger: like making a joke of someone - if someone says something stupid and you imitate them as it was funny, you are 'taking the piss' |
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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You: hi!
Stranger: hello You: are you one of kira's friends? Stranger: who is kira? You: she's a popular omegle chatter and chaste angel goddess Stranger: i donno kira You: that's too bad You: she's like, gorgeous Stranger: for kira? You: i'm so obsessed :scurred: Stranger: u r american? Stranger: or turkish? You: why on earth would i be turkish Stranger: just for the same reason why turks are turkish You: being turkish is a lifestyle choice and i wish people wouldnt flaunt it so much Stranger: then you r turkish You: N O You: that's disgusting don't ever say something like that to me again Stranger: where r u frm You: AMERICA Stranger: being turkish is disgusting,then what is it to be american? You: glorious and godly Stranger: hmm.. Stranger: thats probably just what americans think only You: look i'm trying to have a nice random chat here You: PLEASE stop pushing your radical turkish agenda Stranger: i have nth to do with turkish at all You: ok You: so back on topic then: You: kira <3 You: she's so amazing, don't you agree? Stranger: i have no idea what u r talking about Stranger: moreover i m gay, not interested in SHEs Stranger: at all Stranger: ok? You: gay AND turkish? what's your problem? Stranger: i m not turkish, they say americans have trouble understanding, thats true i guess You: racist You: WHERE R U FROM THEN Stranger: greece, hellas Stranger: katalaves? You: eww even worse You: why are cruising for turks You: that's weird. You: are you looking for weird ethnic tension hate sex? Stranger: thats another obsession of americans, everything comes to sex Stranger: ahahah Stranger: dont you have regular sex in life? Stranger: in real life i mean, not the cyber one u create:D:D:D You: what do you know about regular sex? you are a H O M O S E X U A L nothing regular about that Stranger: its obvious u donno much either, and i have a reason up to u being homosexual, what bout u , str8 and still have no sex :D:D:D thats even worse:D You: i'm not about to be lectured about sex by a goat-licking gyro-devouring turk-taint-licking buggerer Stranger: :) ahahah.... that guy u described is no eager to teach an unteachable thing either,make sure :D:D You: HOW ABOUT FINDING AN ENGLISH TEACHER Stranger: yes, just wud love to have urs Stranger: i liked ur style Stranger: :D Stranger: reminding u english is ur mother tongue not mine:d Stranger: :D You: stop hitting on me, i'm not a turkish 12 year old Stranger: nor am i Stranger: so? You: hcahtoa Stranger: ti ? Stranger: what? You: what Stranger: what You: in the tooth Stranger: mmmm....what? You: WHAT Stranger: what what? You: how do you get turkish youths to sleep with you with pathetic chat up lines like that? Stranger: hmmm...pass Stranger: next question Stranger: how old r u btw? You: i didnt come here to talk about me. i came to talk about kira Stranger: hmmm Stranger: then bye You: kirenvy is a disease Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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iloveweems |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like obama?
Stranger: opus et obama mi hes hiw
Stranger: atesma
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ?
Stranger: fuk ou
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