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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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How have two of us not met on this thing yet?
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Yay! A dmb shout-out!!!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings!
Stranger: hello!
You: How are you today?
Stranger: really good
You: Isnt this thing really cool? I mean, it connects you with a total stranger, and for all you know you are chatting with
a serial killer or a porn star, or a pedo, or a famous person!
You: Are you famous?
Stranger: haha I wish
Stranger: are you
You: Not yet, but Im trying.
Stranger: hehe
You: I just moved to Hollywood last summer
Stranger: WOAH
You: Right now, Im still playing the part of "waitress"
Stranger: aww
Stranger: that is still a part
You: No, I mean waitress at a Denny's
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: better than me, I am a cashier
You: Ive auditioned for some parts, but I never get a callback
Stranger: :/
You: The only thing I've done is that my hands were in this soap commercial. lol
Stranger: well that's a start
Stranger: and really cool
You: My hands are more famouse than I am.
Stranger: you must have nice hands then
You: I'm never going to accomplish anything.
You:
Stranger: aww
Stranger: don't put yourself down
Stranger: I am an optimist, so prepare for nothing but good comments
You: I know someone who is a cashier at Target
You: She works in the snack bar
Stranger: ohh nice
You: do you know her? Her name is DMB
You: SHe's a total bitch.
Stranger: she sounds like one |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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Stranger: hi
You: Come to http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/51369 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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My new stranger likes to argue...I linked him here I think he'll fit it. Not so much like Eury's stranger...but fit in nonetheless.
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ladybugtoes |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger:Hi You: whatcha doin' Stranger: talking to you,what are you doing? You: eating Stranger: Eating what? You: Jesus Christ Meatballs Stranger: what? You: I SAID I'M EATING JESUS CHRIST MEATBALLS Stranger: wtf does that mean? You: they're made with 2 lbs lamb of God Stranger: You sound like a freak You: you sound like a heathen Stranger: What's a heathen? You: its like a henway Stranger: What's a henway? You: oh, about 3 lbs Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jitensha |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: Hola. You: Come to http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/51369 Stranger: No thankA YEW You: I think you would enjoy it Stranger: \i think you would enjoy buttholes (; |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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I suck at this
Stranger: hello I'm a male from usa You: GREETINGS EARTHLING Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jitensha |
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this was exciting:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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blockhose |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lets do this
Stranger: 뭘하자구?
You: I am gonna chat your chinese head off
Stranger: 지랄
You: exactly!
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 너도 코갤이야?
You: well, not in so many words... it's complicated.
You: Do you like sports?
Stranger: 응
You: me too
You: y'know, I feel like we're making a good connection here.
Stranger: 영어로 쓸려고 참 욕본다..
You: hey now... I'm not into that.
You: you're making me feel uncomfortable
Stranger: 토익몇점이냐?
You: WHAT????
You: You're perverted!
Stranger: 토익몰라?
You: Ok, flattery will get you everywhere with me.
Stranger: 뭐랴
You: No, the piercing is through the head, not the shaft.
Stranger: 안녕
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY
You: 영어로 쓸려고 참 욕본다. Stranger: OKAY Stranger: HI Stranger: O HAI You: why so hostel? Stranger: ZOMG Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY You: Are you from SS OT?? Stranger: do u understand english? Stranger: YES SS You: No Stranger: HEIL HITLER You: SS?? RLY?? Stranger: yep Stranger: and KKK You: Jit? Stranger: gay Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY You: I can find out your identity via your IP address and call the police Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: v Stranger: v Stranger: v Stranger: v Stranger: v Stranger: v Stranger: v Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY vEAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY Stranger: v Stranger: EAT MY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU AND FISTFUCK YOU GAY v Stranger: v Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jitensha |
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Stranger: HEIL HITLER |
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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OK enough with the invites. Jesus this place is going to be crawling with all your creepy new hangers on.
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blockhose |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like onions?
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: oDepends what they're with
You: Well, let's say they're in a stir fry
You: you like them then?
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Do you?
Stranger: And why?
You: Oh, I love onions
You: Because a good onion is both sweet and hot.
You: Kinda like me in the sack, y'know what I mean?
Stranger: And oniony
You: yes, I'm oniony too
Stranger: You are oniony?
You: yeah...
Stranger: And you make people cry?
You: god I hope so
You: but not til the end, ok?
Stranger: You have many layers?
You: mmhmmm
You: you like layers?
Stranger: I do like layers very much
You: excellent
You: maybe you can peel my skin off some time?
You: Do you like mustard?
Stranger: Depends on what you are wearing
You: I understand
You: mustard doesn't really taste good with Levis
Stranger: Yes!
You: You know what I mean?
You: Would you pour mustard on my onion?
Stranger: Kinky
You: You might have to chase it down with some milk
You: 2%
You: with acidophulous cultures
Stranger: Do you like Marmite?
You: waht???
You: Marmite????
You: what kind of person do you take me for????
Stranger: Don't tell me you don't know what Marmite is!
You: I know what Marmit is...
You: and you are clearly a pervert!!
Stranger: Do you like it?
You: good byye!
Stranger: Why?
You have disconnected.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Just give me an idea of approximately how much longer this will remain amusing.
Tell the truth now, please... Are you folks actually reading all of these copied conversations? Do you feel that you are showing off your own creative genius here because you're a big, bad Suckster and you believe yourself to be well-versed in fucking with other people who cannot possibly match your wit? Do you think these strangers are showing their conversations with you to other people? Do you think they are discussing these chats over dinner? Do you feel you've made an impact in their lives, that your random absurdities have somehow either impressed or confused them? Or is just that you REALLY can't stand being trapped in your little office cubicle anymore and this is the only outlet you have available to you because there's only so many times in a day you can excuse yourself to go into the break room and lick the remnants of doughnut crumbs and sugary glaze from the bottom of an empty Tim Horton's box? |
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Jitensha |
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they're more interesting than reading one of your posts, that's for fucking sure.
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BillGuido |
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Those of us with healthy senses of humor find these posts hilarious and fun to read. I especially look forward to the Jit conversations and wish Bilkis would
post more of his.
Now run off and develop a more well-rounded personality. |
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GeneOkerlund27 |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: is this tom ? You: Just give me an idea of approximately how much longer this will remain amusing. You: Tell the truth now, please... Stranger: foreverrr You: Are you folks actually reading all of these copied conversations? You: Do you feel that you are showing off your own creative genius here because you're a big, bad Suckster and you believe yourself to be well-versed in fucking with other people who cannot possibly match your wit? You: Do you think these strangers are showing their conversations with you to other people? Do you think they are discussing these chats over dinner? Do you feel you've made an impact in their lives, that your random absurdities have somehow either impressed or confused them? You: Or is just that you REALLY can't stand being trapped in your little office cubicle anymore and this is the only outlet you have available to you because there's only so many times in a day you can excuse yourself to go into the break room and lick the remnants of doughnut crumbs and sugary glaze from the bottom of an empty Tim Horton's box? Stranger: sup man Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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ladybugtoes |
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from the bottom of an empty Tim Horton's box? such a Canadian. |
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BillGuido |
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Jitensha |
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