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CHAT WITH A RANDOM PERSON FROM THE INTERNET WORLD HERE
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Posts: 171 (05/14/09 12:56 PM) Registered user |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 17662 (05/14/09 12:57 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: male here
You: hello
You: how's it hangin'?
You: is there a lot of sex in your neck of the woods?
You: apples are good.
You: do you like oranges?
You: how about fetal pigs?
You: hi
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: u sound creepy
Stranger: =)
Stranger: later mate.
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 6250 (05/14/09 12:57 PM) |
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger Stranger: i want to talk to a beautiful girl You: you got one Stranger: sure? :) You: yep Stranger: ok then You: where from? Stranger: give yourself a grade between 1 and 10 Stranger: from greece i am You: 8 Stranger: 8, it is a good grade You: eww I dont like greeks bye |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 7302 (05/14/09 12:58 PM) |
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Stranger: r u horny girl?
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 17922 (05/14/09 12:59 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi <3 You: hello <3 Stranger: asl?<3 You: 18/f/Canookistan <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Effie Black |
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Posts: 172 (05/14/09 1:00 PM) Registered user |
You: echo.
You: hello You: where are you? You: straaaaaaaaaanger You: dudududududu You: I will use this time to recite kelly rowland lyrics Stranger: haha Stranger: please don't |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 5623 (05/14/09 1:00 PM) Baby Pees |
Xbilkis is fucking funny
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 14928 (05/14/09 1:01 PM) Registered user |
OMG WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS???
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Posts: 17436 (05/14/09 1:02 PM) Not a team player
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Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: asl? You: hermaphrodite with external male genitalia Stranger: nice. You: lol Stranger: so do you have boobs? someone told me hermaphrodites were really pretty because of all the extra oestrogen? You: i do. one is much bigger than the other though. I have to have bras specially made out of parachute material. Stranger: parachute? is that so they dont rip? You: it is the only material dense enough to support the weight of my left boob. oops. gotta run. My Master is back 
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 19205 (05/14/09 1:02 PM) super badass |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: sup? You: Yay! a teachable moment! Let's say we have countries Astan, Bstan, and Cstan. Astan has its markets completely open to the United States. It's deeply in debt, and much of its industry is essentially an American sweatshop. On the other hand, Bstan is a mess. There's no centralized power. There are factions competing for power of certain areas, and government is essentially powerless or a shell or always turned over by the regime of the moment. Lastly, Cstan has centralized power and good resources (let's say they have oil and a lot of cheap human labor), BUT they will not do business with Americans. Cstan has essentially closed its markets to the US. The profits of their resources either go to a corrupt government or industrialists or are shared to some degree with Cstan citizens. Now, the United States foreign policy would favor Astan (best case scenario) to Bstan to Cstan (worst case scenario). So if a Cstan situation popped up, the United States would actually prefer a decentralized power vacuum than what Cstan currently had. And quite often, in history, the United States would go to war against various Cstans to turn them into Bstans or Astans, all the while under the illusion that the United States was fighting for democracy, which is essentially a lie. It's purely empire maintenance. Stranger: fuk u Your conversational partner has killed themself. |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 712 (05/14/09 1:02 PM) |
You: WHO ARE YOU!!!
You: WHO ARE YOU!!! You: WHO ARE YOU Stranger: the queen You: WHERE ARE YOU??????????? You: WHERE??? You: WHERE WHERE WHERE You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING Stranger: you |
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 14929 (05/14/09 1:02 PM) Registered user |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 6251 (05/14/09 1:02 PM) |
I'm totally on with an OTer, he immediately discussed gay marriage and said I was a progressive commie canadian
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UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 462 (05/14/09 1:05 PM) |
Talk to strangers!
2497 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey! You: Are you having a good day? Stranger: Fucking amazing day!! Stranger: wanna know why? You: KICK ASS! Me too :) You: Yes! Stranger: COcaine@!!!!!!!11111 You: actually I lied I'm kinda bitchy... Yay for coke!! You: Your doing lines now instead of typing huh? Stranger: yeah so? You: No problem..I just am an avid guesser of all things Stranger: you one of those bookish girls? You: No..well maybe...who knows. You: Why cause I used "avid"? Stranger: yea You: yea.. Stranger: and "guesser of things" You: That's my whimsical side..nothing to do with books Stranger: ok Stranger: hey look im really horny Stranger: and want to roleplay You: Like WOW roleplay? Stranger: no like sex roleplay You: Okay..go ahead You: I'll do my best Stranger: not into this? You: No I am...I just need you to start Stranger: Im into really kinky stuff You: Okay like? Stranger: leather, bondage, whips Stranger: that kinda stuff You: Latex? You: I lovelatex Stranger: yup You: aww you hate latex I can tell You: Oh..yay! Stranger: don't like wearing it but i like girls that do Stranger: and if a domme wanted me to I would You: WEAR IT N NOW MISTER You: (how was that?) Stranger: yes ma'am You: I hope blue will suit you.. Stranger: *painfully squeezes into latex outfit* You: Wait! you need a littl powder Stranger: powder? You: yea it makes it easier to get into it You: and out I suppose You: But honestly why wouldyou want out? Stranger: good question Stranger is typing... I'm so excited to see where this goes! |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 8005 (05/14/09 1:05 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
My stranger was so darling and sweet that I felt reduced to shame and had to disconnect. |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 713 (05/14/09 1:08 PM) |
Stranger: hey
You: hi who are you Stranger: i'm human, and you? You: what is your sexual orientation? Stranger: straight Stranger: i'm a man You: yuck Stranger: and you?) |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6009 (05/14/09 1:09 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
I'm not good at this.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, stranger You: Just how strange are you? You: Oooh, paralyzed hands? You: How brave of you to try to talk on the internet without the ability to type You: Bon jour You: Allo? You: ::whistles:: Stranger: where are you from? You: the United States of America. You? Stranger: female or male? You: you're very imaginative, aren't you? You: what's your education level? Stranger: brazil Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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clever trousers |
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Posts: 988 (05/14/09 1:09 PM) Registered User |
This thread is fucking amazing.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 17923 (05/14/09 1:10 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
i have laughed out loud entirely too many times at this thread. My office thinks I am going insane.
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 24150 (05/14/09 1:10 PM) |
This is cracking me up.
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