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GiGiTheDog.parispointlessb...		#341	[-]
Posts: 17 (05/14/09 11:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyy You: no need for extra y's Your conversational partner has disconnected.
blockhose		#342	[-]
Posts: 4778 (05/14/09 11:30 PM) Treadmill martyr Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Paris Hilton wrote: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i'm looking for someone who is into urinating on me You: ME TOO! Stranger: i used that only as bait, i'd really want people to cook meals for me Stranger: and shit on me occasionally You: luckily i am into both of those <3 You: what do you like to eat? Stranger: ah good Stranger: actual food? or is it more of sex related question You: food You: why does everyone assume i am just looking for sex? You: do i look like a whore? Stranger: i am looking for sex Stranger: but i also like sandwiches You: what kind? Stranger: ham You: sounds hot! tell me how you would eat it Stranger: i'd start by taking two hot slices of soft moist bread You: oh fuck ya Stranger: slather up a side of it with butter You: oh god! Stranger: then i'd get some ham Stranger: and realise it had expired Stranger: but then i'd find another packet You: ooooooh! Stranger: and open it while i pant You: keep going baby Stranger: id place the ham on top of the bread, beads of sweat dripping down my skin You: oh yes! oh yeah! keep going! Stranger: then i'd eat it Stranger: parylstalsis will take effect Stranger: the food will be pushed down my oesophagus You: this is so hot! Stranger: before entering my stomach and digestive acids break it down You: ooh you like it nasty, huh? Stranger: you know it You: thanks baby. this was hot Stranger: its ok You: bye You have disconnected. Damn! That gave me a five dollar foot long.
patrickofthewhite		#343	[-]
Posts: 239 (05/14/09 11:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You: Hello? Pooky? :) Stranger: what are you saying ? You: Xie xie. :) You: 肏 You: :) Stranger: are you homosexual ? You: No. You: Are you? Stranger: no i like girl You: 奶奶? Stranger: what ? You: 爆菊花! You: <3 Stranger: ? You: :) You: Do you understand? You: 你不是人? :o Stranger: Anal Sex ? You: Yes! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Paris Hilton		#344	[-]
Posts: 6207 (05/14/09 11:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: i wish people would find a better way to start a conversation You: "hi" just doesnt pull me in Stranger: that is a good idea Stranger: you have any suggestion? You: we should always start a conversation talking about pickles or canada. that would pull me into a conversation Stranger: a hahahah Stranger: funny? You: oh god i just ruined this conversation, didnt i? Stranger: er , no .i am tolerent You: you must be canadian. i am so sorry! Stranger: no, i am not You: oh thank goodness You: i thought i just put my foot in my mouth there for a second Stranger: i also can do that. Stranger: but some cannot. Stranger: i am serious You: i meant it as an expression, but thats cool Stranger: express what? Stranger: how old are you ? Stranger: 14?
ItsAlanisbitch		#345	[-]
Posts: 1214 (05/14/09 11:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: make me a sammich woman! Stranger: would u like the crust cut off You: no, i'm not that fancy Stranger: u never know Stranger: mayo Stranger: or You: but some avocados on it Stranger: mustard Stranger: cheese? You: im in need of polyunsaturated fat You: cock cheese if possible Stranger: hmm...i only got fromundacheese You: that'll do Stranger: lettuce and tomotoes You: sure sure You: why do you hate Jesus SO much? Stranger: cause i live in utah You: o lawd You: i saw some hawt mormon boys the other day You: he was wiff his bike on the buss stop You: i said FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and flipped him off. he was confuzzled Stranger: goin on missionary pisotions Stranger: ha You: they're pretty gay You: i fucked a couple of them Stranger: yes....yes they are, was joseph smith watchin You: yes, he was watching us through his plates You: he was beating off You: and then he pissed on us afterward Stranger: who doesnt like a nice golden shower these days Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sadllama		#346	[-]
Posts: 6296 (05/14/09 11:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	paris seems like she'd be fun to talk to.
Paris Hilton		#347	[-]
Posts: 6208 (05/14/09 11:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: whats up? You: whats up? Stranger: i c what u did thar You: i c what u did thar Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.
patrickofthewhite		#348	[-]
Posts: 240 (05/14/09 11:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: :c ) Stranger: Hello You: Hello, Darwin. Stranger: We need you to wave your right arm You: I can't. I lost it in the fire when I was 7. You: I just have this stump. You: But... You: flails Stranger: w8 Stranger: we can see you now Stranger: good You: Oh good. You: Are these panties too tight? Stranger: hae you ever seen what a .50 gun can do to a man? Stranger: Leave an exit wound about the size of a small tangerine. You: I thought they accentuated my gunt very nicely. coquettish giggle You: I know another wound about the size of a small tangerine. ;) Stranger: the boss wants his cut now. Stranger: we have a sniper You: Tell him to come over here and get it. dusts crotch in flour Stranger: goodbye sir. You: Goodbye, Darwin. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Syoma		#349	[-]
Posts: 2580 (05/15/09 8:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Здравствулте! Stranger: What? You: Савичева Stranger: what's up You: вы проигравший если вы не любите Джулия Савичева Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sweaty Butcher1		#350	[-]
Posts: 211 (05/15/09 8:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: then i said "go to hell" Stranger: hello You: That's one approach I suppose Stranger: yep Stranger: he deserved that You: Sure sure... but what about his bunions? Stranger: dont start me Stranger: do you know he was talking about you everywhere You: Oh I know... I saw his twitter... what a total bastard Stranger: he told to people that you are.... Stranger: you know You: Have you had a chance to try that bernaise sauce I recommended? Stranger: yep Stranger: it was awesome You: Just out of this world. Stranger: yeah You: I had it on my cornflakes this AM. Then I poured the rest on the cat Stranger: did u eat it then? You: No, my 6 year old licked it off. Stranger: you should eat that cat. it look delicious You: I don't know... he's a mexican hairless and... mexican food just doesn't agree with me. Stranger: nah. too spicy Stranger: but it might be ok with youghurt You: I see -- use the alkaline yogurt to cut back on the acid response.... interesting. Stranger: yep You: So did you ever get a chance to do that thing with the guy from the place? Stranger: it's something like that i guess Stranger: the thing we talk about yesterday? You: Yes. You know... the thing you posted on craigslist? Stranger: no Stranger: i still waiting for a chance to cathc him pants down You: Sure sure. You: What were you planning on doing with the corpse? Stranger: my dog ate half of it Stranger: and i burn the rest You: I see. Listen, I have to go, my desk is on fire. Stranger: ok You: It was a pleasure catching up. See you at the reunion. Stranger: good luck Stranger: sure Stranger: bye
Yuku Blows Goats		#351	[-]
Posts: 24169 (05/15/09 8:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Onno		#352	[-]
Posts: 3348 (05/15/09 9:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	that just warms my heart its sad when they dont get it You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Why cant you ever just say what you MEAN?! You: i mean I love you but this is just starting to wear me down Stranger: What do you want to say? Stranger: I don't understand what you say You: typical You: remember that conversatio we had lastw eek? You: THAT is what this is about Stranger: What ? Stranger: Who are you? You: jesus fuck Stranger: Where are you from? You: well I THOUGHT I was coming from a place we shared Stranger: Where are you from? You: i mean, after 4 years i thought we came from the same place on most subjects You: but then you kep pulling stunts like this Stranger: oh dear! Whydo you say that to me? I don't know who you are at all! You: I KNOW! You: And all this time I thought you DID You: I spent FOUR FUCKING YEARS OF MY /LIFE/ on your worthless ass Stranger: What's your job? You: my JOB is to fucking leave you right this second You: Ive had it Stranger: Where are you from? You: youve had your chance You: good fucking bye You have disconnected. Last Edited By: Onno 05/15/09 9:26 AM. Edited 2 times.
Sweaty Butcher1		#353	[-]
Posts: 213 (05/15/09 9:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you think that's fun, try going to nerve.com and posting on their dating confessions http://www.nerve.com/datingconfessions/
UrbanSprawl		#354	[-]
Posts: 1424 (05/15/09 9:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I got connected to some Korean loser.
Yuku Blows Goats		#355	[-]
Posts: 24171 (05/15/09 10:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think I talked to him yesterday.
Sweaty Butcher1		#356	[-]
Posts: 214 (05/15/09 10:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Apparently I'm not very good at this. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: About 14 million. Stranger: what? You: Only on Wednesdays though.. Stranger: i don;t know what you are saying Stranger: asl? You: I'm not saying anything. I'm typing. M 38 US Stranger: oh ,god ```` You: Most people don't call me God. You: At least not to my face. Stranger: oh ,haha,you are interesting You: Especially under a microscope -- there's all sorts of weird things that you'll see. Stranger: why you are not a beautiful girl You: No, not quite. I'm only a girl when I pretend to be one on the internets Stranger: are you a girl now ,haha? You: Checking... No. Stranger: you are on my interest Stranger: haha You: I am on my chair. Stranger: you are on my leg ,haha You: Is that comfortable? You: I don't want your leg to fall asleep. Stranger: i fell it's stimulate You: Okay. What are you wearing? Stranger: if you are on my leg ,you will not want to sleep Stranger: nothing Stranger: and you You: I'm wearing a kevlar bulletproof vest, a wool thong, and 14 pairs of socks. You: Also, I have a tiara on my head and my eyebrows have been shaved. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Onno		#357	[-]
Posts: 3349 (05/15/09 10:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	how you doin?
ilikelissie		#358	[-]
Posts: 14970 (05/15/09 10:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Stranger: HI You: hey there. You: let's have cyber sex You: it's fun Stranger: what You: you know....cyber sex You: on the internet You: you and me, right now....let's do this Stranger: yes You: I'll work the head, stroke the shaft, and swallow the gravy Stranger: OK You: come on, buddy You: you ready? Stranger: ok You: ok Stranger: are come from ? You: what?? You: what the fuck was that shit? You: let's get to fuckin You: internet style You: go Stranger: FUCK You: niiiice.....keep going Stranger: my english so bad You: it's ok....I'm so hot that I just punched myself in the face You: horned up...you know? Stranger: why You: beacause we're doing the cyber sex. You: you're good at it Stranger: no no You: no no? Stranger: are you man or woman? You: I'm a man, baby! Stranger: so am i You: OH MY FUCKING GOD Stranger: 88 Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom		#359	[-]
Posts: 728 (05/15/09 10:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You: ARE YOU AMERICAN Stranger: oh no, jap. You: You speak English? Stranger: a little. You: You live Peking? Stranger: no. you living fucking? now? ^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
zippityboomboom		#360	[-]
Posts: 8149 (05/15/09 10:28 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Which one-a youse admitted to being an OTer and then disconnected?

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