Leave it to amy to be the one person here who doesn't seem to get the joke.
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CHAT WITH A RANDOM PERSON FROM THE INTERNET WORLD HERE
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Posts: 5495 (05/14/09 10:39 PM) Registered User |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: td.com You: Slam bam thank you SPAM You have disconnected. |
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 ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 1211 (05/14/09 10:46 PM) |
these ppl suck. most of them disconnect right away.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Do you want to have unprotected sex with me? Stranger: no You: How cum? Stranger: you're not very attractive You: ouch You: you know you want my hot fat rolls all over you You: smothering you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 6203 (05/14/09 10:54 PM) |
I tried to talk to someone and be funny, but then I ended up just having a normal conversation.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 4775 (05/14/09 10:54 PM) Treadmill martyr |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm a 36 c
You: listen, I'm looking for someone who doesn't mind getting pooped on
Stranger: hahaha
You: We'll meet, I'll buy you dinner, then we can go back to my sauna
Stranger: well it just so happens i'm looking for a person to piss on
You: That's sick!
You: fuckin perv!
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blockhose |
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Posts: 4776 (05/14/09 11:00 PM) Treadmill martyr |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wassup?
Stranger: nm getting my puppy settled in
You: is that code for masturbation?
You: I have one testicle, btw
You: I can make it dance
Stranger: no, i actually just got a puppy
You: well, that's nice, but can it make it's testicles dance?
You: I think not
You: Stranger 1, Puppy 0
You: oh wait...
You: ok
You: so, are you gonna sit there and say nothing, or are you gonna compliment me on my awesome testicle?
You: it's doing the samba right now
You: sometimes it does it all on it's own
You: it woke me up the other night doing a soft shoe routine
You: felt kinda good
You: there are times, though...
You: when it tries to square dance
Stranger: sorry
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UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 483 (05/14/09 11:01 PM) |
Damn it I want to chat with you Block!
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 6204 (05/14/09 11:02 PM) |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm looking for someone who is into urinating on me
You: ME TOO!
Stranger: i used that only as bait, i'd really want people to cook meals for me
Stranger: and shit on me occasionally
You: luckily i am into both of those <3
You: what do you like to eat?
Stranger: ah good
Stranger: actual food? or is it more of sex related question
You: food
You: why does everyone assume i am just looking for sex?
You: do i look like a whore?
Stranger: i am looking for sex
Stranger: but i also like sandwiches
You: what kind?
Stranger: ham
You: sounds hot! tell me how you would eat it
Stranger: i'd start by taking two hot slices of soft moist bread
You: oh fuck ya
Stranger: slather up a side of it with butter
You: oh god!
Stranger: then i'd get some ham
Stranger: and realise it had expired
Stranger: but then i'd find another packet
You: ooooooh!
Stranger: and open it while i pant
You: keep going baby
Stranger: id place the ham on top of the bread, beads of sweat dripping down my skin
You: oh yes! oh yeah! keep going!
Stranger: then i'd eat it
Stranger: parylstalsis will take effect
Stranger: the food will be pushed down my oesophagus
You: this is so hot!
Stranger: before entering my stomach and digestive acids break it down
You: ooh you like it nasty, huh?
Stranger: you know it
You: thanks baby. this was hot
Stranger: its ok
You: bye
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patrickofthewhite |
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Posts: 237 (05/14/09 11:03 PM) |
You: I want us to pretend that we are in your dungeon of pleasure.
You: And I want you to DISCIPLINE me. You: Is this acceptable? Stranger: i just wnna fuck you You: Do it! You: Now! Stranger: ok i'm coming You: *pulls out dick and sprays semen all in your hair* You: WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?! Stranger: no You: :<<br /> Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 6205 (05/14/09 11:03 PM) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey did you watch grey's anatomy tonight? You: no You: i watched survivor <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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GiGiTheDog.parispointlessb... |
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Posts: 13 (05/14/09 11:05 PM) |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you love me? Stranger: I'm just real freaked out right now after that Obama announcement You: Oh, what did he say? Stranger: He came out on stage, wearing a black cape, and said. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS UNDER APE LAW! Stranger: Now all the niggers are looting You: Are you the KKK? Stranger: Eww no You: Good You: >:D Stranger: Those are hicks You: Yeah, Stranger: I just thought this was funny, and I also dislike niggers through extensive coontact from work You: Are you sure your not racist? :) Stranger: A realist my friend, realist! You: Oh, I LOVE CHEESE You: <3 You: Do you? Stranger: Does that make you racist against other dairy products? You: yeah You: YOU GOT A PROBLEM FOR THAT? Stranger: I like mozerella You: cool Stranger: you live in the states You: We are Cheese Friends, jk? You: *k You: Yeah, I do Stranger: play any online games You: Neopets afew years ago Stranger: Ohh, are you a girl then You: No. You: :p You: I was so weird back then Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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blockhose |
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Posts: 4777 (05/14/09 11:06 PM) Treadmill martyr |
UndifferentCow wrote:I give awesome chat. My latest:
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Posts: 14 (05/14/09 11:07 PM) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Bitch
Stranger: ayo im looking for a chick with some sexy ass feet
You: k
Stranger: take those shoes off bitch
You: I will call my mommy
You: brb
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ESugar |
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Posts: 2381 (05/14/09 11:10 PM) Registered User |
I'm disappointed. I had a normal conversation with a premed student in SoCal.
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underYa |
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Posts: 796 (05/14/09 11:12 PM) Registered User |
GiGiTheDog wrote:LMAO |
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 6206 (05/14/09 11:13 PM) |
Everyone just assumes I want sex.
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Posts: 15 (05/14/09 11:14 PM) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? :) You: sure, I like Apple Sider Liquor Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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patrickofthewhite |
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Posts: 238 (05/14/09 11:15 PM) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: asl? ;0 Stranger: 18/f/ca Stranger: you? You: 19/m/ca You: can i put my hey-dilly-dilly in ur lollipop hole? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posts: 16 (05/14/09 11:17 PM) |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: what's up You: the sky. You: :) Stranger: cool~~^______________^ You: Yeah, I love you. Stranger: love me.... You: My mommy wants you inside. She is 1002 pounds though You: She might eat you Stranger: good You: Are you Paris Hilton? Stranger: nono You: SS OT? Stranger: i hate her You: omg gtfo You have disconnected. |
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 1213 (05/14/09 11:23 PM) |
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey You: can you do me a favor? Stranger: hello~ Stranger: what kinda? You: can you sit on my face? Stranger: what u mena? Stranger: mean You: no, i'm not on my menses, i already had it You: i mean, i want you to put your taint on top of my face You: and fart possibly Stranger: God... Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
