It is true, amass ye land loving children of sea goin people, that some of ye might have Pirate Blood in ya.
I declare that I am the Pirate King of Survivor Sucks. I have been freed from my prison and now I can roam the seven seas.
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Prepare to be boarded. Anal probing will commence shortly. Please ensure you have visited the Douche Department prior to Anal departure and re-entry.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr Be ye a Pirate too?
I declare that I am the Pirate King of Survivor Sucks. I have been freed from my prison and now I can roam the seven seas.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Prepare to be boarded. Anal probing will commence shortly. Please ensure you have visited the Douche Department prior to Anal departure and re-entry.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr Be ye a Pirate too?







