Wan & Chung's TAR All-Stars: THE COMPLETE FINAL SEASON!

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(07/05/09 11:33 AM)

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Opening Confessional

Melanie: Where.Is.Ronaldo?

Cynthia: I don't know, baby! He just left!
Melanie: I don't care if we have to whore ourselves, but we're going to Madrid to see Cristiano again!
Cynthia: We're not going to Real Madrid. And they won't make us do the sports task again. They just won't.
Melanie: But my crevasse is tingling for real men! Feed me with some raw material!
Cynthia: How about fresh lamb sausage? With mint.
Melanie: I mean some cock! Hmph!

*We are going to Maó, Minorca!*

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Post *We are going to Maó, Minorca!*
4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (+$70)
5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) (+$69)
6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) (+$68)

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ROUTE INFO: Teams must now make their way approximately 1,000 miles to Maó, Minorca. The island, with a population of less then 100,000 people, is part of Spain's Balearic Islands, albeit the island's history has seen it under British and French rule also. In 1802, the Treaty of Amiens finally gave Spain control of the island, which is now a popular tourist and residential destination. Teams must make their way by plane to the country's new capital, Maó, where they will receive their next clue. Teams have been given a base amount of $68 for this leg of the race.

1/5
3rd Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) (+$80)
1st Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) (+$71)
2nd Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (+$68)
4th Rebecca & Toral / Friends (Gesellschaft) (+$68)
5th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (+$75)

Post *Taxi to Manchester Airport* (-15) (1U)
*Bus to Manchester Airport* (-8) (5U)

6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) (+$68)

Post *We are going to Maó, Minorca!*
4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (+$70)
5th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) (+$69)

maximillian

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(07/05/09 11:34 AM)

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*Bus to Manchester Airport* (-8) (5U)
(47 - 8 = 39)

Gesellschaft

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(07/05/09 11:35 AM)

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12.00 GBP

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19.5949 USD

Wuming Shi

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25 GBP = 30 EUR
71 USD = 51 EUR

Total = 81 EUR

Shawn: That's not too bad.
Gus: Yeah, just don't blow it all on pineapple margaritas, okay?
Shawn: I will make no guarantees.
Gus: You know what? I'm going to blow all our cash on hookers.
Shawn: Oh please, Gus. Not happening.
Gus: Dammit, you're right again! *kicks ground in anger*

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ROUTE INFO: Teams must now make their way approximately 1,000 miles to Maó, Minorca. The island, with a population of less then 100,000 people, is part of Spain's Balearic Islands, albeit the island's history has seen it under British and French rule also. In 1802, the Treaty of Amiens finally gave Spain control of the island, which is now a popular tourist and residential destination. Teams must make their way by plane to the country's new capital, Maó, where they will receive their next clue. Teams have been given a base amount of $68 for this leg of the race.

2/5
1st Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) (+$80)
2nd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) (+$71)
3rd Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (+$68)
4th Rebecca & Toral / Friends (Gesellschaft) (+$68)
5th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (+$75)

1/5
6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) (+$68)

Post *Taxi to Manchester Airport* (-15) (1U)
*Bus to Manchester Airport* (-8) (5U)

Post *We are going to Maó, Minorca!*
7th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (+$70)
8th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) (+$69)

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Zoila: There convert machine on bus.
Jeff: Then use it then.
Zoila: Fine, I will.

6 GBP = 8 EUR
80 USD = 58 EUR
So we gots 66 EUR

Jeff: Wow, that's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Zoila: We still no rich though.

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ROUTE INFO: Teams must now make their way approximately 1,000 miles to Maó, Minorca. The island, with a population of less then 100,000 people, is part of Spain's Balearic Islands, albeit the island's history has seen it under British and French rule also. In 1802, the Treaty of Amiens finally gave Spain control of the island, which is now a popular tourist and residential destination. Teams must make their way by plane to the country's new capital, Maó, where they will receive their next clue. Teams have been given a base amount of $68 for this leg of the race.

3/5
1st Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) (+$80)
2nd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) (+$71)
3rd Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (+$68)
4th Rebecca & Toral / Friends (Gesellschaft) (+$68)
5th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (+$75)

2/5
6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) (+$68)

Post *Taxi to Manchester Airport* (-15) (1U)
*Bus to Manchester Airport* (-8) (5U)

Post *We are going to Maó, Minorca!*
7th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (+$70)
8th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) (+$69)

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88.00 USD

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62.9064 EUR

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(07/05/09 11:37 AM)

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Coral: Hey, you know what's interesting about Minorca that I just remembered?

*Convert 75 USD -> 54 EUR*

*Convert 19 GBP -> 23 EUR*

(54 + 23 = 77 EUR)

Coral: IT USES THE FUCKING EURO.
Katie: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! *rips up a seat and tosses it out the window into traffic, causing a six hundred car pileup*
Bystanders: *scream horribly*
Coral: Pretty much how I feel.

maximillian

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(07/05/09 11:38 AM)

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Converting money
39 GBP = 46 EUR
68 USD = 49 EUR
(Total: 95 EUR)

Cynthia: Bleh, those evil producers are making us pay in bleeding Euro again. Can't they just know it is the most overrated currency ever? Ugh.
Melanie: This ain't no fun.
Cynthia: I know, Mel. It's like everytime we open our fanny pack we know we will burn some money. What a waste. Stop making us overpay!
Melanie: Not when we cannot earn more than we pay. Europeans are stingy with sex!

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Wuming Shi

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Shawn: Oh, I'll miss England and its quaintness.
Random Yob: *happy slaps hapless fugly teenage girl*
Gus: Are you kidding me?
Shawn: Point well taken.

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(07/05/09 11:39 AM)

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*back in Portugal*

Tyra: *covered in dirt, still struggling to get out of grave* OH MAH GAHD! SOMEONE HELP ME! MAH NORMAL-SIZED ASS IS STUCK! I swear, when I get my hands on that bitch Naomi... Did she seriously think I couldn't eat my way out of that flimsy grave?! She's going to pay for this, I swear...
Portugese Bystanders: Zombi!
Tyra: Don't just stand there, dammit! It's your lord and savior Tyra Banks! Come and help me!
Portugese: *run off screaming*
Tyra: You'll all pay too!

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(07/05/09 11:43 AM)

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Rebecca: Ooh Minorca.
Toral: Who wants to visit some dumb island?
Rebecca: I do! It looks beautiful.

Toral: No cities, no real commerce. It's a wasteland.

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Janice: Is it just me or is this bus ride taking a really long time?
Naomi: Well I just know that every extra minute gives me more time to concoct items that I'll try to fit up Gus's ass.
Janice: Maybe it's just that being here with you makes time stretch on interminably.
Naomi: I think I'll try a traffic cone next.
Janice: How about a Travelocity roaming gnome? The way this race is going with all the repeat legs I wouldn't be surprised if they introduce that lame crap soon enough.

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AIRPORT INFO: Flights to Maó can be booked at:
Iberia
KLM

*Run inside Manchester Airport and go to (airline) counter*
1st Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) (+$80)
2nd Shawn & Gus / Buddies/Detectives (Wuming Shi) (+$71)
3rd Janice & Naomi / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (+$68)
4th Rebecca & Toral / Friends (Gesellschaft) (+$68)
5th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (+$75)

4/5
6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) (+$68)

Post *Taxi to Manchester Airport* (-15) (1U)
*Bus to Manchester Airport* (-8) (5U)

Post *We are going to Maó, Minorca!*
7th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (+$70)
8th Oscar & Angela / Co-Workers (NickF227) (+$69)

Nimberlane

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(07/05/09 11:45 AM)

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*Run inside Manchester Airport and go to KLM counter*

Coral: Go with the Dutch. They have windmills.
Katie: ....How is that going to help?
Coral: I dunno, but windmills are in this season.
Katie: <_<

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*Run inside Manchester Airport and go to (Iberia) counter*

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*Run inside Manchester Airport and go to (Iberia) counter*

Jeff: Come on, Z. Let's go for the one that sounds the most exotic.
Zoila: That may do well, Jeff.
Jeff: I know it can. Now hop to it!

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