#2 - Alexis Jones (Micronesia)
Main reason she is despicable, atrocious and VILE: She is a seahag fat whalebitch demonhag who is delusional and hypocritical and BORING and fug and pretentious.
UGH what a pathetic loser i hope she dies.
First off she enters the season as a "fan" who probably just watched since cook islands and sort of liked the show and somehow got on. Worst casting decision ever, this hag was the most boring person on earth and did absolutely NOTHING until the merge where she suddenly had like 2 confessionals saying she hopes parv continues to drag her through the game and make moves for her.
Next off she insults the amazing and perfect Eliza at tribal by being all condescending (which became a habit for her) and saying eliza PLAYED a good game. luckily eliza caught on and went TSSSSS in response and embarassed the pretentious, delusional seahag who believed that she was playing an honourable game with integrity (O_O).
Next up is the Ozzy boot where Fatlexis is used as a vote (like always lolololoLOLOLOLOLOLOL) yet she goes and in her (thankfully unaired) voting confessional makes a vomitworthy claim that she wishes ozzy didnt have to go and that she is "just going with the majority". Um. 4-5 vote. Bitch Plz.
And wtf why was she flirting with Ozzy. #1 he is VILE and #2 that was Amanda's (<3) boytoy stay back you are no match for her.
She proceeded to do nothing in the next two episodes even though the second one was her own BOOT ep, she got the least airtime out of anyone and then declared that she RESPECTED amanda and wouldnt ever blindside her. Next thing that happened....
OWNAGE
K.O.
AMANDA(+parv) DOMINATION
BYE BYE SEAHAG BITCH
mwahahaha it was amazing <3
but unfortunately the tale of the pretentious delusional seahag doesn't end there. Her final words had her saying amanda BACKSTABBED her even though she
had just voted for amanda, then she went to ponderosa and declared that she was so nice that she WOULDNT flirt with ozzy and would leave him to amanda. O RLY?
Like you ever had a chance you fugly man. Oh and LOL she claimed she never lied in the game then Eliza eyerolled her in a ponderosa confessional <3
And then we got a horrific embarassing anti-Amanda rant for her jury speech which spewed of uncontrollable amanda jealousy. Whatevs. Opinions dont matter when
they are coming from someone that fugly.
But it doesnt even end there. This pretentious whale started her own delusional self-centered website called ~THAT GIRL~ which had fake stories about her
apparently being talked about by people in the grocery store line and non-existant little girls apparently asking for her autograph. It also had the worst
advice section ever where she charged mindless little girls money to get her generic and idiotic opinions. Oh and she said "womyn" alot. Obviously
this website failed, the only subscribers were probably her parents and she had to make it free, then when it continued to fail she sent out desperate facebook
invitations to everyone demanding that they joined, then when that failed she killed the site and now i am pretty sure it is still dead. Lol @ her. What a
delusional hag.
Oh Alexis is soooo inferior to the greatness that is Amanda <3
