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My Top 10 TAR14 Moments:

10. Tammy's random faceplant in Jaipur.
Just like it says: random! But this makes me LOL every time -- the camel kick did nothing for me.

9. Jaime trying to get into random vehicles at the Novosibirsk Detour.
Cue the beginning of Jamie's epic meltdowns! She (and Margie) run around the Detour, climbing into whatever large vehicle they can find hoping it's one of the massive snowplows that Tammy/Victor found just fine.

8. Christie/Jodi finding pieces of wood and hauling them through the segway Detour finish line in Salzburg.
"Cut the wood? Where is this wood? Is this the wood? Do we drag it through here?" Priceless.

7. The "This is Lufthansa!" trolling before the Bucharest flight.
Who'd a thunk it? Mike/Mark somehow call Jaime/Cara's cab, and the girls troll them for a bit of lolz.

6. Linda gets lost going down the mountain in Bavaria, fearing a beatdown from Steve.
Steve had constantly been telling Linda what a fuck-up she is before this roadblock, so you just knew this homegirl was in for a world of hurt when she found herself by the highway.

5. Three teams cannot find the baskets during the Jaipur roadblock, and start stuffing camel feed down their shirts.
Beautiful. Mel pulls it out in this RB, while Jaime, and Kisha are shown running with feed down their shirts. Margie, being lame, used the bucket. Kisha's "SHUT UP!!!" when she realized she'd been doing it wrong was great.

4. Jen manages to kill four bottles of water at the Beijing roadblock, forcing her to take a pee break and costing them the leg.
Your water-phobia at the earlier Olympic detour already slid you to 4th, Jen. So you eat at the roadblock slow as hell, drink tons of water, then -- oops! -- have to pee like a racehorse, allowing the Gingerbeasts to continue to abuse locals for yet another leg. Plus, you gave Margie/Luke epic satisfaction in your defeat, causing viewers incredible pain. A tragic moment!

3. Victor hauls Tammy's ass all over the Romanian hillside looking for coffins.
Oh, Victor. I think everyone was collectively screaming at their TVs when this happened. "No, let's keep going!" Tammy failed to just bitchslap him then and there. All of his subsequent whining was enough to turn certain people off of him forever.

2. "Bitch!" The battles of Guilin, and Margie's insane meltdown.
"Bitch move" has entered my lexicon permanently after this. Luke transforms from a man into the most precious of roses, stomping off and signing "bitch!" at Kisha/Jen at the mat. Margie goes off the chain with "UR BLACK U SHOULD KNO!" Tammy/Victor stand around awkwardly. And then Margie held a grudge forever and always after it. Epic. The world loved Jen when she called Luke a bitch. BITCH!

1. Luke whines like a bitch at the Krasnoyarsk roadblock. COEHKVH.
The turning point where people started jumping on the Luke hate train en masse. "Rus! Rus! It's Russian! COEHKVH?! No? DAHHHH!" "Keep trying! Keep trying! Keep trying!" STFU Margie. STFU Luke. It was edited to make it look like Luke just overcame the most challenging. roadblock. evar. This scene is not overrated; it's the turning point where Luke became a whiny bitch, and no longer the can-do deaf guy the producers wanted him so badly to be.