"Coachs Final Words Contest" TRICKMIND & KENC333 WIN!

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Eric in San Diego		#21	[-]
Posts: 225 (05/07/09 4:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1. "I am so mad right now. These idiots had the temerity to try to vote out the DRAGON SLAYER?? You may think that, but in reality, I allowed them to THINK they voted me out. I was merely concerned about the baby dragon and I want to make sure she's ok. I will spend an additional 45 days here in Tocantins by myself, just to show all of you how this is done." 2. "Hey Sierra! Wow...looking good, baby dragon! Oh come on, put that knife down! You know it was all in good fun! Seriously, you're starting to ..... AHHHHHH! My GOD!! You...you stabbed me! Oh Jesus, it hurts...getting dark...AHHHH...not again! No, please don't...AHHHH, my penis!! help me, someone..."
Piranhahaha		#22	[-]
Posts: 12232 (05/07/09 4:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I came into the game with the goal of forging a new way of playing, where the strongest and the best would remain at the end, so to honor the title of sole survivor. I played with honesty and integrity, but this was not enough. The non-warriors viewed me as a threat, and slayed their dragon slayer. I wish them the best but am sad that at the end, the only ones remaining will be snakes and rats. (My only substantive difference from the above is that I bet he'll play the "I was a threat" card.) Fun game here!
wmdaggie		#23	[-]
Posts: 2122 (05/07/09 4:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"The noble warrior has been rejected by those who do not have enough (1) honesty and integrity and (2) Courage. Just as I slew the Dragon Brendan and his Princess Sierra, my dream was to enter into final battle with the ultimate warrior, JT. But it was not to be, I was betrayed in such a base and cunning way that even one with the senses of a warrior monk could not foresee it." OR "Despite what Sierra says, I do not suck. I might hold a cock in my mouth, but I won't suck it." Let's go with the first one!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#24	[-]
Posts: 6363 (05/07/09 4:38 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blistering wrote: "I'm proud I had the chance to show America how this game can be played with courage and integrity. I came into this game wanting to raise the stakes and make this a game about strength and nobility. Throughout the entire show I tried to lead by example and instill confidence and drive in those that followed me. I hope that I helped the other players learn something about themselves and how to realize their full potential. This was a wonderful experience that I wouldn't trade for anything, even for my world record journeys and numerous accomplishments. I understand that I was too great a force to be left in the game. I played very hard and they couldn't ignore that. I forgive my tribe mates for seeing no option but to eliminate me from the game. I look forward to reuniting with Tyson and celebrating our many triumphs and I wish "forza", or "good luck" to all the remaining players." Blis you really think he'll say Survivor is better than his adventures? I was thinking he would kind of play it down like "this was just of my many adventures, it wasn't as hard as people say it is, Ive been through much worse...." kind of thing. Most of your post I can almost hear him saying. I also think he's going to somehow spin it that he told them to vote him off - I think his egos way to big to admit he was anything less.
wmdaggie		#25	[-]
Posts: 2123 (05/07/09 4:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Tyson, pour the Gin. Daddie's comin home."
wmdaggie		#26	[-]
Posts: 2124 (05/07/09 4:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"This has been fun, I played these people like a fiddle. I can't wait to get back to my soccer team!" This would make my heart sing^^^.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#27	[-]
Posts: 6364 (05/07/09 4:47 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am betting somewhere in there we'll get a "I am sure this adventure will lead to bigger and better things. My plans are to parlay this into a lucrative acting career. I have the talent."
wmdaggie		#28	[-]
Posts: 2125 (05/07/09 4:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
Trixiego		#29	[-]
Posts: 16788 (05/07/09 4:51 PM) Kiss me, I'm Adminish Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You so know I'm going to subnic the winner the dragonslayer slayer ;-)
wmdaggie		#30	[-]
Posts: 2126 (05/07/09 4:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Trixiego wrote: You so know I'm going to subnic the winner the dragonslayer slayer ;-) The line forms at Jani
kenc333		#31	[-]
Posts: 8758 (05/07/09 4:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ooh great idea, Jani.. I'll whip something up too! Well it looks like everyone else took the easy way out and voted me out before I could reach the finals. It's so hard to play this game with the level of honesty and integrity that I have, and against the evil, conniving players I was up against, of course they wanted to take out the strongest player left. I came here to change the game of Survivor and I believe that I have accomplished all of my goals and more. I proved to my tribe that I am a strong leader and that even they can conquer adversity. I played with physical strength, spiritual strength, mental strength of course and tried to bring out the strength in other people. I can leave this game knowing that I gave it my all and that I left as a hero. I had to sacrifice myself in this game so that people like JT and Stephen could have a chance at furthering themselves, whether it be in challenges, or strategically. I definitely left an impact on this game. I shared a piece of my life with my fellow tribesmates and Survivor is now just another life experience that I get to share with others in the future. The game may be over, but this isn't the last you've heard from Coach Wade.
garblue		#32	[-]
Posts: 2665 (05/07/09 4:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I should have gone with my instincts and voted out Erinn early in the game. I knew she was shady, and I wanted to get rid of her, but my team wouldn't go for it. I was the leader of our tribe, but a true leader gets input from his tribemates. So it's not my fault that she's still in the game even though she's one of the least worthy people here." edited to remove Debbie reference Last Edited By: garblue 05/09/09 12:54 AM. Edited 1 times.
wmdaggie		#33	[-]
Posts: 2127 (05/07/09 4:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kenc333 wrote: I shared a piece of my life with my fellow tribesmates and Survivor is now just another life experience that I get to share with others in the future. The game may be over, but this isn't the last you've heard from Coach Wade. Great last Paragraph Ken! Next group of rubes he drops his schtick on he will start off the story with: "Only 5-6 people in the world know this, but I once survived in the Brazilian High country for 37 days."
blistering		#34	[-]
Posts: 4079 (05/07/09 5:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Blis you really think he'll say Survivor is better than his adventures? I was thinking he would kind of play it down like "this was just of my many adventures, it wasn't as hard as people say it is, Ive been through much worse...." kind of thing. . Well, the authenticity of his other claims notwithstanding, I'm sure he's going to parise it to no end. He has Hollywood aspirations after all and will kis ass like none other. But he won't say it was a greater accomplishment, just that it will be one of his most treasured experiences and possibly throw in a plug for his little paddling and amazon accomplishments. Hopefully we will know for sure very soon!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#35	[-]
Posts: 6366 (05/07/09 5:03 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Trixiego wrote: You so know I'm going to subnic the winner the dragonslayer slayer ;-) This contest just got ugly. People are likely studying youtubes of Coach's speeches as I type this. The bar..... raised. The stakes....... high. The winner.......a GOD among Sucksters. Dragonslayer Slayer Sub-Nic?? THAT could be better than ANY prize I mail!
ThrowMeGabon		#36	[-]
Posts: 565 (05/07/09 5:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I came into this game with one thing: my integrity and my honor, and I maintained that to this day. I never give up. That's the difference between people like me and people like Deb...I'm the kind of person who keeps his word to the very end. I lasted 33 days out here in Brazil, slayed the dragon and his princess, and no one can take that away from me. It was obvious the tribe saw me as a threat to win the game, so I take tonight as a compliment."
JaniTholeMyDolly		#37	[-]
Posts: 6367 (05/07/09 5:06 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wmdaggie wrote: Trixiego wrote: You so know I'm going to subnic the winner the dragonslayer slayer ;-) The line forms at Jani I can't win!! I can't give myself a prize I already have so I took myself out of the running!! I should have told someone else to do it......... :::kicking self:::
blistering		#38	[-]
Posts: 4080 (05/07/09 5:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kenc's is really really good. I can hear all of that coming out of coach's mouth.
Blatantly Oblivious		#39	[-]
Posts: 172 (05/07/09 5:06 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I came, I saw I played the game Outwit, outlast, outplay for fame I was a warrior you could not tame The dragon slayer was my name I left with dignity, but now am lame I am a poet, and a fighter, I leave without shame I now walk the wilderness, and although wracked with pain I still slay dragons with my cane
wmdaggie		#40	[-]
Posts: 2128 (05/07/09 5:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Coaches final Talking Head: "Cameraman, only two people in the whole world now know this; me and you. I live in my mother's basement. I was beaten up every day in High School because I was a Douchebag and a blow hard. Now these people have also rejected me. I am going home to play with my Aneros. Don't Google that, you won't find it."

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