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Posts: 912 (05/07/09 2:57 AM) |
That is too cweepy....that guy has blown a gasket or something....
And what was with the way he said "Mr Powers", is he trying to be a Bond villain or something? |
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Thailand Creampie |
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Posts: 118 (05/07/09 4:24 AM) |
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5150 (05/07/09 5:00 AM) Registered user |
I'd watch Shane's VH1 reality show. I hope this happens for him.
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 SuperJude |
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Posts: 12966 (05/07/09 5:12 AM) Registered user |
TroubleInTampa wrote: Yeah, so they can call it Breaking Bonnaduce 2: At Least Danny Was Actually Famous. Shane was pretty amusing for one season a few years back. That's it. In real life he's obviously got some addiction issues, is more obnoxious than entertaining and seems to be destined to make sure his kid he cried over on Survivor ends up just as fucked up as he, if not worse. Do we really want to watch this on TV? No, I say they put a camera in the holding cells in LA County Jail. THAT would be a great show. -SJ™ |
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5151 (05/07/09 6:10 AM) Registered user |
Fine! I won't watch!
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 12968 (05/07/09 6:27 AM) Registered user |
I guess I just don't find people drunk and high off their ass talking a lot of stupid shit in a loud voice to be all that amusing. This is all I would
expect from a show based on Shane. That and the bullshit moments of self realization which are really just Shane crashing hard off whatever he's most
recently ingested.
Then again...if you knew he died at the end, it could be the greatest reality tv series EVER! -SJ™ |
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5152 (05/07/09 9:47 AM) Registered user |
I was just hoping for an Aras cameo, or two.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6348 (05/07/09 11:14 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SuperJude wrote: Breaking Bonaduce was a GREAT show! Fights! Drugs! Mahem! Drugs! Drinking! Drugs! Danny plowing through traffic on a scooter!! Drugs! Attacking the camera crew and watching the boom-mike guy scramble to get out of Dannys wrath!! And drugs!!!! I loved it! Why the FUCK didn't I save that show?! But now his wife has a show coming out. "Reinventing Bonaduce". Is she on drugs? NO. Will I watch it? NO. Drug addiction = good TV. Example = Intervention. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6349 (05/07/09 11:23 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SuperJude wrote:Them just being high or drunk does not a show make.....it's the INTERACTIONS with sober folk that make the show! The wife/girlfriend trying to keep some nutcase off dope, the addict going on a binge and fighting, attacking the camera guy because they are high and forgot they are on a show.... Then you get that awesome camera shot of someone atttacking the camera man, the camera gets all shaky and falls to the ground and we see feet kicking. (LOVE that shit!) Bonaduce was the BEST! The night he found out his wife was had male dancers in a hotel = GOLD! "IF THERE ARE MEN...IN MY WIFES HOTEL ROOM..WITH LESS THAN A TURTEL NECK ON....I WILL COME THERE..... AND I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATION!!!" What the hell is VH1 thinking- get this guy back on TV!! |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6350 (05/07/09 11:33 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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TroubleInTampa wrote: This is great idea! We can have Shane high on drugs harrassing old Survivor members! Shane going to Ceries house for "dinner"......only to end up with collard greens all over the walls and Ceries husband throwing Shane out. Shane going to Courtney's shitty little apartment to say "Hi" and her throwing her fire balls at him at he runs down the street. Shane bursting into Coach's crappy symphony, disrupting the show and banging symbols until the pastor calls the cops. Shane running into Ozzy and berating him...."Dude, did you climb a tree today? Dude...can you go pick me a coconut?? Dude....how fucking hot are Amanda's tits...she looks like a real little...:::Ozzy freaks out and attacks Shane::::: It'll be like a combination of Tom Greens old show and Borat on speed with Survivors!!! I just came up with the GREATEST REALITY SHOW EVER!!! |
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5156 (05/07/09 12:57 PM) Registered user |
^^^ See, SJ? Who wouldn't watch that?
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6355 (05/07/09 2:29 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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TroubleInTampa wrote:The only people who wouldn't watch that are blind people- and even they would listen to it. TIT- all we need it a show title and to contact CBS. Shanes obviously stoned- he'll sign for it. Possible show titles: "Shane Powers: Survivin'" "Shane in the City" "You'll Never be the Shane" "It's a Shaaaane they way they mess around with Survivors" |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6356 (05/07/09 2:32 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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I even have a promo commercial for the new Shane Powers show: :::cue guy with deep voice::::: "They thought the island was bad.....[cut to shot of deserted island]......They thought starving was bad...........[cut to a shot of Courtney from China]......they thought losing....ONE...MILLION....DOLLARS.....WAS DEVASTATING.......[cut to shot of Amanda crying]..:::::drum roll::::.....UNTIL THEY WERE CONFRONTED WITH........SHANE ....... POWERS!!!!" ::::cue zany music:::: "Yes, from Mark Burnett and CBS comes a new reality show! Shane Powers.....unleashed and wild! .....[cut to shot of Shane screaming]......he'll harass them..........[cut to shot of Cirie throwing food at Shane]......He'll VICTIMIZE THEM..........[cut to shot of Courtney crying].....HE'LL MAKE THEM BEG TO GO *BACK* TO THE ISLAND..........[cut to shot of Bruce with a suitcase going to the airport]......... SHANE POWERS.......:::::music::: UNLEASHED!!! ..... [cut to a final shot of Shane smoking and mugging for the camera as Ozzy approaches from behind with a gun] :::fade to black::::: |
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter |
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Posts: 1495 (05/07/09 7:28 PM) |
Shane extendend mid-life crisis <3
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star jumper |
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Posts: 40910 (05/07/09 9:04 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
SuJu is just jealous, because Shane Powers has hair.
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5161 (05/08/09 11:21 AM) Registered user |
Big, fluffy locks a woman would enjoy curling around her fingers. Yeah, I think you called it right, sj.
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Posts: 40931 (05/08/09 1:16 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Hey, I think a woman would rather have wild, uncombed locks over a vagina head any day.
A chick getting with SuJu is borderline lesbianism. Which, that's right, makes SuJu a lesbian himself. |
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5163 (05/08/09 4:01 PM) Registered user |
Jude is actually rather good looking, to be honest.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 40937 (05/09/09 3:43 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
TiT and SuJu are the modern day Pepperment Patty and Marcie.
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