Hi my name is Julia Roberts, and I am here for the next hour to host this telethon. As you know, on Sunday May 3, 2009 sucks was hit by a class 10 hurricanecyclonicretardationshitstorm where most of sucks hugest threads got owned. Thousands of posts died, businesses destroyed, houses where inbred white families had sex were lost. Sadly none of the bad ghosties (ghoost, fokkerdr1, etc) got memory holed, *weeps*. We are asking you, the American public (who gives a fuck about other countries amirite?) , who has at least an IQ of 61 or higher to either donate food, clothes, money, sex, drugs, drugs or ky jelly through phone operators. With your help sucks can pick itself up from the devastation and continue to be superior to TWoP with full power instead of half power.
WONT YOU PLEASE DONATE?
OUR OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY:
do it or else TYRA WILL FIRE HER LAZOR
donate bitches NOW!
