I've always figured it was someone who is old enough to be your mother, or at least close enough. I mean can a 40yo man call a 22yo girl with a child a MILF?
What say you bitches and hos?
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TequilaVaquero |
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Lately a lot of people have been taking it very litterally and saying that it's simply someone with a child. But that doesn't make any sense, I mean in
the ghetto, a 14yo can be a MILF.
I've always figured it was someone who is old enough to be your mother, or at least close enough. I mean can a 40yo man call a 22yo girl with a child a MILF? What say you bitches and hos? |
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viva la blonde |
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ugh, every chick i know describes themselves as a milf. um, just cuz you're older and have a kid does NOT make you a milf. they're missing the f
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom |
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did the earthquake break your brain?
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SonOfAbraxas |
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I've always thought of it as an older woman who has kids your own age.
So, that 22yo girl with the 3yo son does NOT count, unless you are also 3. |
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The Beholder |
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My mother is in her mid 50s and there's no way I'd ever want to fuck someone that age. Nor would I want to fuck anyone under the age of 20-21. So yeah,
it's a woman with a child I'd like to fuck
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kinghouseplant |
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"mmmmmmmmilf"
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OuijaBroad |
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I'd say over 40, divorcee, kids out of the house = Cougar.
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The Beholder |
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Only if she's on the prowl. Doesn't have to be divorced either. Samantha Jones from Sex and the City was the archetypal cougar
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OuijaBroad |
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That makes sense. Ok -- over 40, kids out of the house, on the prowl = Cougar.
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SonOfAbraxas |
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I've never seen one, but they probably have "Future MILF" T-Shirts for first-time preggo women, don't they? Ugggggh...
Maybe that's what I should get Beep for the baby shower. |
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OuijaBroad |
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At what age does one cross over from milf to gilf?
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viva la blonde |
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jeesusgawd does she have a peen tucked into her LEG?THIGH?
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The Beholder |
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That's oxymoronic
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Bonestripper |
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I mean in the ghetto, a 14yo can be a MILFIf your a pedo she can |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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milf = ms. diane lane
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hossc |
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OuijaBroad wrote:"It's better than rejuvenation..." rip Blue. |
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The Beholder |
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Ms Angelina Jolie=MILF
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The Beholder |
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I'd do Diane Lane too obviously. Preferably at the same time as Jolie and Jessica Alba. It would be a bewilderment of MILFS
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Eurytol |
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The Beholder wrote: You're Powers!! Should'a known. |
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The Beholder |
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Yeah keep guessin' sugartits ;)
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