Swine Flu: H1N1...Bingo! Also I'm dying.

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factoryhurl		#521	[-]
Posts: 7536 (04/29/09 9:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i think we have pretty much narrowed it down to it's either going to do some culling or it will be the biggest mass hysteria we have had in quite a while. jesus christ, larry king is doing a live special on CNN at midnight. something's cooking, that is way past his bedtime.
lilnubber		#522	[-]
Posts: 11048 (04/29/09 9:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've been to the store three times. I got lots of toilet paper, water, ibuprofen, etc.
NickF227		#523	[-]
Posts: 8748 (04/29/09 10:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A bunch of classmates went to NYC yesterday for the whole day to see Wicked or something. Stupid chorus whores and band geeks. I might use it as an excuse to skip school. I don't wanna go to lab.
gervasemyman		#524	[-]
Posts: 1265 (04/29/09 10:56 PM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pussycow wrote: wtf? didn't Mexico say they had like 80 something deaths from this thing? Swine influenza - update 5 29 April 2009 -- The situation continues to evolve rapidly. As of 18:00 GMT, 29 April 2009, nine countries have officially reported 148 cases of swine influenza A/H1N1 infection. The United States Government has reported 91 laboratory confirmed human cases, with one death. Mexico has reported 26 confirmed human cases of infection including seven deaths. The following countries have reported laboratory confirmed cases with no deaths - Austria (1), Canada (13), Germany (3), Israel (2), New Zealand (3), Spain (4) and the United Kingdom (5). Further information on the situation will be available on the WHO website on a regular basis. So 8 people have died total? pfft sorry if this is old news We have 12 now
alabamacandace		#525	[-]
Posts: 4492 (04/29/09 11:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	2 cases in kids in the next city over - 20 miles away. That city and 2 county school systems closed until Monday. I started feeling fevery tonight - I have a 100.4 temp and well, shit. Calling to get some Tamiflu for the family tomorrow.
SurvivorArctic		#526	[-]
Posts: 17000 (04/30/09 12:04 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I plan on living in a bubble world like that dude on Northern Exposure. Next thing you know: Ebola and influenza will merge into one and then the world will end.
squashthebeef		#527	[-]
Posts: 19118 (04/30/09 12:07 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I once dated a chick named Eboluenza. Real flesh eater ifyaknowhatImean.
SurvivorArctic		#528	[-]
Posts: 17002 (04/30/09 12:10 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hall & Oates was her favourite band, I bet.
alabamacandace		#529	[-]
Posts: 4493 (04/30/09 12:15 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just sneezed.
SurvivorArctic		#530	[-]
Posts: 17004 (04/30/09 12:16 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	RIP alabama
buried out back		#531	[-]
Posts: 9661 (04/30/09 12:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	RIP bama, RIP. They say that you get a sudden high fever. Like over 103 degrees. Do you have a 103 or higher temperature?
alabamacandace		#532	[-]
Posts: 4494 (04/30/09 12:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	101 when I just checked.
buried out back		#533	[-]
Posts: 9663 (04/30/09 12:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sanjay says you get a sudden high fever of 103 or more. You're probably safe. Unless you just returned from Mexico or have been in contact with someone who's been to Mexico or someone who has the virus licked you or something.
WesternBulldogs1		#534	[-]
Posts: 5433 (04/30/09 12:22 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm going to wear a mask tomorrow on the train to Chicago. I might even keep it on to hide my embarrassment during the Cubs game if they're losing by a lot. I'm also thinking of not stopping by Subway for my $5 footlong. You never know if those workers just got back from Mexico.
Aunt Pappy		#535	[-]
Posts: 18427 (04/30/09 12:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Your avi will look nice in the wallpaper, alabamacandace.
buried out back		#536	[-]
Posts: 9664 (04/30/09 12:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Masks don't work. The germs are small enough to get through. So you can wear the mask but it will do nothing but make you look stupid. Sorry. You're gonna die.
WesternBulldogs1		#537	[-]
Posts: 5434 (04/30/09 12:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	But if I draw a Cubs "C" on my mask I won't look stupid. So there.
ItsAlanisbitch		#538	[-]
Posts: 1149 (04/30/09 12:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Heh, I've been sick for the past few days. I haven't had a fever though and they confirmed a case of swine flu in my city.
ItsAlanisbitch		#539	[-]
Posts: 1151 (04/30/09 12:29 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WesternBulldogs1 wrote: But if I draw a Cubs "C" on my mask I won't look stupid. So there. You'll look even more stupid. They'll probably think it stands for Cuntaminated.
WesternBulldogs1		#540	[-]
Posts: 5435 (04/30/09 12:29 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do you think we should start a flower fund for the soon-to-be-dead OTers? I think this arrangement is nice:

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