Former Survivors' Chain Letter

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garblue	Re: Hi	#81	[-]
Posts: 3032 (08/17/06 5:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Bobby Jon, That bitch Stephenie just sent me a nasty letter. Now I know what you had to deal with for two unbearable seasons. My sympathy is with you. Now listen to this idea. Ill be cooking at a White House function next month, and I can probably get her an invitation to the reception, and maybe a spot as a guest speaker. But what she doesnt know is that it is "The 22nd Annual White House Reception for the Gay and Retarded"! Shell be pilloried! Enclosed is a ticket for you to come and enjoy the show. From, Keith
Alffmix	Re: Hi	#82	[-]
Posts: 6776 (08/17/06 5:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dearest Brianna, I can't wait for our fun-fun Bri-Bri and BJ shopping spree !!! EEEEEEEKKKKK !!!!! There's, like, a major sale at Macy's and I can't wait to go ghetto fabulous with you there, girl !!! Can't wait to see ya ! Oh and did you see Jamie lately? I really miss him! With his arms and smile and everything....ahhhhh... Aight !! See ya there, bitch ! Your mall pal, Bobby Jon
rudyknowsbest	Re:Hi	#83	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/17/06 5:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Jamie: Bobby Jon is such a creep. He just won't leave me alone. Cant you just blow him or something so he stops obsessing over me? Its creeping me out. Thanks. Lurv ya! Brianna
NlGHTCRAWLER	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#84	[-]
Posts: 23143 (08/17/06 7:33 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry to break the chain, but I just wanted to say that this is one of the best threads for this off season! LMAO!
Alffmix	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#85	[-]
Posts: 6776 (08/17/06 7:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Stacey, Ok, I'm in big trouble and I need your attorney experience... I hit Lydia's son with my car...I was pretty drunk and high and on speed and cloud and various drugs, with Scout and the pink in the sink girl from the ad... I dunno what happened, but at some point, it spun around real fast and I was like WHOA and then I was sucking Gregg (don't ask), and then I was writing this letter. What should I do ?? I won't go to jail right ?? RIGHT ? tell me I won't go to jail !! Answer fast please, allright ?? I got a german restaurant menu on my fax earlier, was that you trying to reach me ?? Was it ?? thanks for your answer in advance, I won't go to jail right I'm ok right ? all right I'm ok right, ok. Jamie
FormerLongTimeLurker	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#86	[-]
Posts: 1718 (08/17/06 8:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Palau Stephenie should have written to Guatemala Stephenie. Duh. That was a no-brainer! And Bobby Jon should have written to me.
terrysucks	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#87	[-]
Posts: 781 (08/18/06 1:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who is this Stacey? I want to start a new one, but i couldn't find any infos about her. Damn.
beatles20147	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#88	[-]
Posts: 12602 (08/18/06 2:11 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Stacey should be easy, she's the one who tried to sue EPMB.
fsmdud	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#89	[-]
Posts: 2013 (08/18/06 4:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	From the desk of: Stacey Stillman, Legal Attorney Bitch To: Rudy Cc: CBS, Mark Burnett, Jeff Probst, Associated Press Dear Rudy, On Survivor Episode 3F01 called "Ding Dong, The Bitch is Dead", you once made the following confessional statement about me: "I don't like her and I never will." This is slanderous treason. This is treasonous slander. I am suing you for defamation charges totaling $15,819,000 for public humiliation, legal fees, and payment for my plastic surgery. Make the check payable to me. Best regards, Stacey
toomanynachos16	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#90	[-]
Posts: 580 (08/18/06 5:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Rich, I dunno. Best wishes, Rudy
Alffmix	Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#91	[-]
Posts: 6776 (08/19/06 6:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Brooke, Ok, this is an emergency. I need someone to babysit my son. I'm going to the Yukon territories in Canada for an impromptu 7-day spa escapade with my argentinian boyfriend. Actually, it's more like a 7-day therapy for my accusations of pedophilia. Actually, I'm going to jail for 7 years for fraud and pedophilia. Could you babysit my boy for that time?? Btw, you're the last person I called in my address book. I absolutely hate you. For no reason. This is a desperate attempt on my part. I even called Dan before you. You better do it. Richard
rudyknowsbest	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#92	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/19/06 6:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Shawna: YOU SUCK!!! FOAD, Brooke
Alffmix	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#93	[-]
Posts: 6776 (08/19/06 6:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^^ wow you get the award for Most Random Link In The Chain Letter !
Paris Hilton	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#94	[-]
Posts: 8712 (08/19/06 6:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Heidi, I would have been just as famouse as you and Jenna for being a PB and Chocolate eating whore if I had made the jury. Chwisty would have hated me just as much! Love, Shawna
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Posts: 0 (08/19/06 6:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Margin fuck.
Paris Hilton	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#96	[-]
Posts: 8712 (08/19/06 6:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	fixed it.
rudyknowsbest	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#97	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/21/06 5:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Matt: You are one freaky hunk of man meat. I wanna suck your cock. Love you, Heidi
rudyknowsbest	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#98	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/23/06 8:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Shane, You fucking copycat. I was the one to originally have the strategy of being a psychopath, and you totally ripped me off. But do you know whats really sad? I was able to make it all the way to the final 2 with my strategy, and you only finished 5th using the same strategy. Fucking sad. If there is ever an ASS 2, I am going to own your ass. You make me sick. Fuck off, Matt
Alffmix	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#99	[-]
Posts: 6776 (08/23/06 9:08 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Shawn, Don't forget our Shawn-ane-ean meeting, on december 25th ! I blackberried Sean Paul and he said he was gonna be there. Could you forward this to Sean R. ?? Thanks bro ! I loved our night together the other time. Boston is good, huh ? Your buddy, Shane
Osten Carty	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#100	[-]
Posts: 3990 (08/26/06 2:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Burton, Why won't you go out with me? I sent you flowers and a card. Hell I even moved out to San Fran just to stalk-I mean talk to you again. I just want to smell your delicate musk and hear your hearty laugh again. It makes me feel so... REFRESHING. If you ever want to see me again, I'll be waiting outside your apartment building with roses and a new Armani suit I picked up at K-Mart. Even though I acted like a big critic of the outcast twist, it was only because I had wet dreams of meeting up with you in the loser lounge. I know I can't live without you Love (in a totally straight way), Shawn

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