To: Terry Dietz
Bill for Dental Services Rendered on January 22, 2007
Terry,
It was a pleasure seeing you again for your semi-annual checkup. My dental assistant informed me she found quite a large amount of black and gray curly hairs caught in between your teeth. So let me remind you how important it is to floss on a regular basis.
Also, you may recall I dug a small pebble out from between your two front teeth and sent it to the lab. I got the results back and, you're not going to believe this, they said it was a moon rock! How in the world a rock from space got caught between your front teeth is beyond me!
For services rendered, please return in the enclosed envelope your payment in the amount of $ 149.50.
It was a pleasure serving you again and I look forward to your next appointment. Give your new roommate, Dan Barry, my fondest regards.
Sincerely,
Jed Hildebrand, DDS
DONE!
