While I appreciate them scarring Coach for life, they should have killed the fucker.
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Amazonian natives HATE THREAD
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Us Kids Know |
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I will never in a million years understand how anyone could not love Coach. He is the best person of all time.
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Posts: 4455 (04/16/09 6:05 PM) Registered user |
Thank goodness he slipped through the ropes just in time.
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Posts: 692 (04/16/09 6:06 PM) Registered user |
Ya just can't rely on them to finish the job!
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Posts: 6401 (04/16/09 7:03 PM) Registered User |
The Amazonian natives he was referring to was really just the Jacare tribe.
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 9510 (04/16/09 7:04 PM) Registered User |
Didn't the same thing happen to Indiana Jones?
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Posts: 6190 (04/16/09 7:05 PM) |
Double Edged Sword wrote:Joanna would have murdered Coach herself once he started talking. |
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mocha frappuccino |
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Posts: 3436 (04/16/09 7:05 PM) Registered User |
So the natives wanted to EAT his ASSHOLE? Did I hear that right?
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He is an asshole, so any part they wanted to eat would have been an asshole.
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Posts: 388 (04/17/09 5:44 AM) Registered user |
they probably were saying "let's eat this asshole. I can't stand to hear him talk anymore"
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khnum |
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Posts: 22258 (04/17/09 5:46 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 867 (04/17/09 8:14 AM) |
mocha frappuccino wrote: Yes you heard that right. I guess all the "natives" of the amazon have Anal fetishes, who knew... Beaten until he blacked out, but left alone long enough to escape? I wish the Amazon "natives" would have been more proficient at killing |
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Posts: 289 (04/17/09 8:20 AM) |
Sigvold wrote: Yes .. one of the 3 people wade told his story to was George Lucas. |
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Posts: 860 (04/17/09 8:43 AM) |
except that it didnt happen.
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Posts: 8254 (04/17/09 8:54 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
Some North American/European missionaries would teach new cultures to Amazonian natives.
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Posts: 5495 (04/17/09 8:54 AM) Registered user |
Us Kids Know wrote:For me, he's one of those love to hate kind of characters. I have to grudgingly admit that he's kind of classic. So the natives wanted to EAT his ASSHOLE? Did I hear that right?In Brazil, "eat" is slang for "fuck". |
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Posts: 564 (04/17/09 9:01 AM) Registered User |
I was amazed at how out there that story was. It also made a lot of sense when JT said why didn't he go grab a rifle and head back out that way and get
even with them folks?
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Posts: 63 (04/17/09 9:39 AM) |
The completely unbelieveable aspects of his story aside, and that's pretty much the ENTIRE story, why would a tribe of pygmy cannibals give this fucktard
ANY CHANCE at escape? What, did they get their easily escapable plan from Dr. Evil?? I'm sorry, Ben, but any tribe that would take the time to track you,
attack you, and capture you would have either killed you on the spot or would have rendered you incapable of escape.
Seriously, a military helicopter? "Pulled some strings...?" WTF? Just how gullible does he think people are? That shit might work on some blank eyed soccer recruit from Boise, but not real people. Please, PLEASE make this lowlife lying douche go away!! Where are flying monkeys when you need them?? |
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Posts: 690 (04/17/09 9:40 AM) |
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Posts: 440 (04/17/09 9:47 AM) |
Us Kids Know wrote: at first yes it's amusing but as things going on, he starts becoming obnoxious to the point I can barely find him amusing anymore. He's just like that Megan Joy girl. At first she was cutesy and lovey. but then she started to become annoying. Thank God they booted her. Now I hope Coach leave soon. I hope the spoilers about him is not true |
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Posts: 100 (04/17/09 9:51 AM) |
I once had a friend named Jerry exactly like coach, he would tell the wildest stories about his life. At times he would include you in the story when telling
a third person, which would be very awkward. It has been years since Jerry has been in our lives but to this day when someone is telling a story someone will
inevitably look at them and say "sure Jerry".
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