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Time for Texas independence?
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 Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 23999 (04/17/09 12:19 PM) |
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Kym |
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Posts: 2542 (04/17/09 12:44 PM) |
makes note.....YBG will be spearheading the grass roots movement for Kinky
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someonestolemyfries |
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Posts: 1759 (04/17/09 12:47 PM) Registered User |
If Texas were to secede from the union, how many texans per year would be allowed to emigrate to the union? How many union citizens would be allowed to
emigrate to Texas.
Or would it be one of those deals where citizens have to be in either country at midnight on a pre-determined date? Texas would become redder and the states would become bluer. And wouldn't the black folk get ticked off over having to choose between staying in Texas or having a black president? |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 24001 (04/17/09 12:51 PM) |
YBG will be spearheading the grass roots movement for Kinky That doesn't even make sense, you retard. |
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Machine2473 |
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Posts: 734 (04/17/09 12:51 PM) Registered User |
someonestolemyfries wrote: Probably none. While drawing up a new constitution, the lege would lock this place down and turn it into the theocratic dystopia from "The Handmaid's Tale". |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 26518 (04/17/09 12:53 PM) MESS member |
thankfully, I wouldn't have to serve
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Machine2473 |
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Posts: 735 (04/17/09 12:54 PM) Registered User |
But you could still be a Martha, right?
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 26520 (04/17/09 1:03 PM) MESS member |
oh, the servent types, yeah, I guess, but I'd just pull a Ghandi on them
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 springfeverish |
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Posts: 2471 (04/17/09 1:07 PM) Registered User |
Does Kinky still have a band? I saw Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys at the gone-but-never-forgotten Main Point in Bryn Mawr many years ago. And I do
mean many.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 7216 (04/17/09 1:10 PM) Registered user |
i saw him a bunch of times at the lone star cafe in ny. also a long time ago.
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itsakat |
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Posts: 7532 (04/17/09 1:13 PM) Registered User |
KINKY FOR GOVERNOR
ELEVENTY BILLION RETARDS CAN'T BE WRONG |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 2473 (04/17/09 1:22 PM) Registered User |
Maybe we can have an 'Adopt a Yankee' thread for those Texans who don't care about the election but are willing to go vote. You know, sorta like
the old 'Adopt a Canook' thread over at the American Idol forum.
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Machine2473 |
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Posts: 736 (04/18/09 8:40 AM) Registered User |
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 11287 (04/18/09 8:59 AM) Registered user |
Apparently Texas can be used
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 7253 (04/18/09 9:01 AM) Registered user |
On Apr-17-09 at 15:17:16 PDT, seller added the following information:
A question was posed by a potential buyer: Can Texas be moved? Answer: Yes, Shipping is extra but please consult your local zoologist and botanist in the geographic zone you wish to move Texas to as many of her plants and animals do not do well outside their native climate range. In other words, there are no refunds on dead cactus and prairie dogs. |
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MidwayHaven |
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Posts: 2937 (04/18/09 9:07 AM) MESS member |
No one calls me "Moonpie" but me maw! |
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 32462 (04/18/09 9:12 AM) Registered user |
Will somebody explain to me how publicly threatening to secede from the United States isn't seen as a mild form of treason, or, at very least, retardation?
Why does Rick Perry think characterizing himself as a lunatic will help him get elected. Ms. Hutchinson must be grinning ear to ear this week.
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 11288 (04/18/09 9:21 AM) Registered user |
Gregoire wrote:And this is the same group of politicians that attacked others for not wearing American Flag Pins a year ago and cursing how anti-american the democrats are. Now it's fine to be anti-american? I think it's going to backfire |
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 1859 (04/18/09 10:31 AM) |
Gregoire wrote: Well I hated all that treason talk when the Republicans were behind it. Plus, they would find it harder to win the White House if Texas seceded. |
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DaveSoGay |
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Posts: 5227 (04/18/09 10:47 AM) Registered user |
The United States would become a blue-state utopia if Texas wasn't around. It would be great. Then, without the Federal Government to protect the common
man from being exploited by the rich, Texas would become a third-world cesspoll like Mexico, and suddenly we would have to build a wall between Texas and the
US to keep them all from crossing over illegally.
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