i did not know "good character" had to do with one's ass.
YAWZA! spectacular judges -- holly, perez, and a new trump!
YAWZA! spectacular judges -- holly, perez, and a new trump!
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Posts: 4133 (04/19/09 5:30 PM) Registered user |
these are some horse-faced girls, right?
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Posts: 32469 (04/19/09 5:30 PM) Registered user |
When did this become America's Next Top Model? Who gives a shit that they're working with a famous photographer?
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Posts: 3070 (04/19/09 5:35 PM) Registered User |
Most of these girls either look too old or are plain. I like Arizona, but she is not exactly a spectacular beauty either.
Also, did y'all notice that 1/3 of the judges are related to Trump, work for Trump or have been contestants or guests on Trump-related shows? |
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Posts: 4134 (04/19/09 5:38 PM) Registered user |
yeah, perez was just on celebrity apprentice for the viral video episode.
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Posts: 35136 (04/19/09 5:40 PM) Registered user |
So, do any of these skanks have real tits?
Idaho looks like Stifler's mom. |
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Posts: 512 (04/19/09 5:43 PM) Registered user |
She/he does look like Stiffler's Mom.
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Posts: 35137 (04/19/09 5:44 PM) Registered user |
Texas looks like she's wearing flippers. I can't believe some of these hideous hos.
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Posts: 4135 (04/19/09 5:45 PM) Registered user |
omg, i was trying to think of who she looks like. you got it.
minnesota almost demonstrated her good character. |
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Posts: 32470 (04/19/09 5:45 PM) Registered user |
Kevin Rudolf is a disaster. Perfect accompaniment for this sorry lot
North Carolina 9.198 Arizona -- 9.092 California 9.033 Kentucky 8.963 Utah -- 8.851 Arkansas 8.704 Texas 8.548 West Virginia 8.475 Tennessee 8.442 South Carolina -- 8.402 Virginia 8.199 Minnesota 8.150 Georgia 7.946 Idaho 7.800 Connecticut 7.797 LOL she was heinous NONE of these ladies were anything but standard pageant patties, and a few were even less than average. What were they thinking with Idaho and Connecticut?
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<<<What were they thinking with Idaho and Connecticut? >>>
lol, they needed girls who weren't southern to round out the top 15 |
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Posts: 3071 (04/19/09 5:53 PM) Registered User |
Is Utah the next Mrs Trump?
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Posts: 4136 (04/19/09 5:53 PM) Registered user |
california's hobby on the graphic was "playing with her chihuahua," which sounds dirty.
and arkansas' was "watching armadillos," which sounds like a low IQ problem. |
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Posts: 32471 (04/19/09 5:54 PM) Registered user |
Arizona -- ambitious relative of cancer survivor
California -- thinks she can be a better person South Carolina -- wrestled an alligator; exhibitionist Kentucky -- likes shopping with mom who doesn't worry about anything Utah -- Bulgarian folk dancer, dual personality North Carolina -- enjoys shopping online, appreciates her femininity Arkansas -- enjoys spare time, karate kid videos Texas -- loves baseball and bargain shopping, enjoys cliches West Virginia -- playing with her puppy, LOL; shoots pink arrows Tennessee -- her mom has Crystal Gayle length hair, which she likes to paint; confirmed drag queen. OMG I think Tennessee is my favorite -- wigs, country moms, costumes
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Posts: 3072 (04/19/09 5:58 PM) Registered User |
I'm switching to TAR 'cause I have my priorities. I'll record this mess and watch later.... or not. Have fun!
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Posts: 35138 (04/19/09 6:01 PM) Registered user |
I wuv Miss Utah!
eta-After the last performance, thank god these bitches are lip syncing. |
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Posts: 32472 (04/19/09 6:02 PM) Registered user |
Why is Uhura giving them coaching advice? "This is not your mother's pageant. You are high fashion models!"
I am loving the stupid choreography to the Veronicas. Why won't one of them fall down? GOWNS North Carolina 9.470 California 9.275 Arizona 9.189 Kentucky 9.047 Utah 8.849 Texas 8.694 Tennessee 8.578 Arkansas -- 8.419 oh my god, her dress! South Carolina 8.335 West Virginia 8.296 -- who the fuck picked these gowns?
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Posts: 35139 (04/19/09 6:05 PM) Registered user |
ENOUGH WITH THE MOTHER FUCKING WHITE!!!
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Posts: 4137 (04/19/09 6:06 PM) Registered user |
i just noticed that kentucky has no ass at all.
omg, arkansas has the tackiest dress ever. looks like she got it in a casino dress shop. |
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Posts: 6671 (04/19/09 6:10 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
The top 5 heading into THE QUESTION!!1
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