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Alexander the Pretty Good |
Idiot German Woman Serves Herself Up as Dinner For Polar Bears |
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bluesboi |
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Better her than the seals.
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CBRetriever |
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what a stupid idiot
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SmrtAss |
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I couldn't watch. Does she escape with her life?
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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She's lucky they didn't rip her face off.
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CBRetriever |
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yep, but surgery for a bite
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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They should have left her in. She could have fed all of those bears for a week.
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factoryhurl |
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Zoo curator Heiner Kloser said: "Polar bears are predators and they do not care what they eat. It was terrible but we do not wish to identify the bear
involved."
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Quiche Lorraine |
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Anybody who is that naieve/stupid deserves to be Darwinized.
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dmb154678 |
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aren't polar bears the most dangerous bears there are?
dumb bitch. prolly drunk. |
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CBRetriever |
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The Terror by Dan Simmons had a polar bear as the stalker
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factoryhurl |
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they said she was smiling when she jumped in and swam towards the bear. drunkie, crazy, or both.
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Omnipponit |
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squashthebeef |
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Bet she's a PETA tard. |
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dmb154678 |
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not no more she ain't.
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squashthebeef |
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That kid they interviewed is trying hard not to laugh.
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iltwaaf |
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She's doing fine. She was last seen spraying aerosol cans out of her hospital window.
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dmb154678 |
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that bear takes "no fat chicks" seriously. real seriously.
although i'd guess she's about 10 lbs lighter now. |
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viva la blonde |
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so wait, she went in on purpose? and then was shocked when it tried to eat her?
fuckingLOL! i thought she fell in |
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CBRetriever |
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it's like that Chinese guy who wanted to hug the pandas
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factoryhurl |
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Sky News Print Story A woman has been mauled by a polar bear after jumping into its enclosure at Berlin Zoo.
The intruder was attacked just yards away from Knut, the abandoned bear who became famous around the world. Zookeepers managed to push the bear away and carry the woman from the cage. The mauling took place inside an enclosure occupied by four polar bears not far from Knut's home. Heiner Kloes, a Berlin Zoo spokesman, said the enclosure is surrounded by a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall. The woman was taken to a hospital for treatment. Her condition was not immediately known. Police did not say why she jumped in with the bears. "The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesperson said. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation." Last December, a man who later described himself as "lonely", jumped into the cage of the zoo's most famous polar bear. But he emerged unscathed after zookeepers managed to distract Knut with beef. The celebrity bear won the world's sympathy after being abandoned by his mother shortly after his birth. A spokesman for the zoo said Knut, now two years and four months old, would never harm a human. |
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