Mild dizziness... low-grade fever... bubbles in my inner ear...
Today, I make sweet sweet love to an antihistamine.
Wish me luck!
Today, I make sweet sweet love to an antihistamine.
Wish me luck!
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I HAVE AN EAR INFUCKTION
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Posts: 4016 (04/08/09 4:25 PM) Treadmill martyr |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 13315 (04/08/09 4:26 PM) this won't end well.
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::backs quietly out of thread and shuts door::
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 9107 (04/08/09 4:27 PM) Registered user |
Would it be bad form for me to scream GET WELL SOON in your infected ear?
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survivorjb2003 |
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Posts: 6739 (04/08/09 4:27 PM) Hellooooo Nurse |
Maybe you'll get a leaky capillary and go septic and die so we won't need to be subjected to any more of your useless, mind-numbing threads.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 2254 (04/08/09 4:27 PM) Registered User |
Hydrogen Peroxide will clear that bitch up.
No shit. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 6731 (04/08/09 4:28 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Maybe you should take the penis out of your ear?
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 9302 (04/08/09 4:28 PM) Registered User |
Blocking histamines won't help cure an infection.
Gently inserting an ice pick will speed drainage, though. |
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 14017 (04/08/09 4:28 PM) Registered user |
TWAT?
I CU.NT HEAR YOU! |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 26636 (04/08/09 4:32 PM) put Angel in the corner
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I love OT medical threads.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 4017 (04/08/09 4:32 PM) Treadmill martyr |
BARE ASS ME LATER!
Ok, it's actually a viral dealie. But the ear infucktion lead-in sounded better... |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 6032 (04/08/09 4:37 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
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blockhose |
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Posts: 4020 (04/08/09 4:37 PM) Treadmill martyr |
Her ear was asking for it.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 9306 (04/08/09 4:37 PM) Registered User |
Infections may be viral or bacterial.
Even parasites are considered an infection (of sorts). Do you have a parasite? I like to name my parasites, but be warned: doing so brings a certain level of attachment that makes it more difficult to kill them. PS: let's not forget fungus, either! |
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Anne Boleyn |
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Posts: 2859 (04/08/09 5:15 PM) A subnic, please |
Ear candle thread!!!!
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 ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 35037 (04/08/09 5:19 PM) Registered user |
Dee Dee has an ear infection too. Note the wonky war.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 26247 (04/08/09 5:55 PM) MESS member |
isn't it kinda hard to keep up with naming them when they multiply so fast (I'm talking protozoans here)
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hamdingers |
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Posts: 755 (04/08/09 7:22 PM) |
You should tell your Karen Allen-esque babe about this. Chicks love guys who have oozing pus.
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patrickofthewhite |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 19607 (04/08/09 9:10 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
what the flying fuck...
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RoMa |
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Posts: 37588 (04/08/09 9:31 PM) |
Dear, blockhead
I now know what Sweaty Butcher meant. Plz die |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 2079 (04/08/09 9:32 PM) |
GoodNeighborgirl wrote: That's what a vagina looks like |
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