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Producers are clueless..they need to up the compensation and get some straight guys on this show..of course, if they are like me, they are to busy with real careers to nuke their resume by taking 3 months off and embaress themselves on TV having skanky TV wannbe models flirting with them.

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Big Red ECHS. These guys all have loser jobs. And why do people on fucking season EIGHT think they will be "discovered" on BB? It hasn't happened YET!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, after a VERY SLOW START to this season and a REALLY BORING SATURDAY, the house flipped out early this morning between about 5 AM and 7 AM eastern time. I don't know where to begin.

Eric took offense when Danielle snapped at him for asking her more than once, "are you ok". He went upstairs to the HOH and ranted for over an hour to Kail about how he is being mistreated there, and how he is not part of the "in clique" that is being formed, how Joe tried to kill him last night by piling pillows by the door of his room, waah waah waah. He was just flipping OUT!!

Then to add to the drama, we had another "date night" last night with Mike and this time with Amber. Only this date was on the down low. She had to come downstairs, and neither of them dressed up as much. The funniest part is that they at least TALKED during their date. Granted Amber campaigned for his vote non stop for 3 hours (we were screaming at her in the feeds to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!), but she came away from her date happy that she had secured his vote. Now granted, both girls think they have everyone's vote and they run around and campaign right behind the other girl, non stop, all day long. But I will get back to that later.

Everyone seems to have a crush on Nick in the house. The closet gay boys are going bonkers that the girls are all fighting over nick. Jen came absolutely unglued tonite and lied to the house on how Nick tried to kiss her. Joe ran to the bedroom and told nick. He got OUT OF BED to go confront her, and Jen lied to his face in front of everyone. Nick did not back down and soon had Jen blubbering in front of everyone that she did make it up and tried to get him to go "talk about it". He refused, and went back to the bedroom and pretty soon Danielle is awake (Zach slept through this whole thing). Because Nick called her out, now straight Nick even has a crush on Nick for standing his ground with her.

Jen recovered as best as she could, but this delusional twat now is using this as a rally point for the "gals to stick together" and not "let the boys come between them". Jessica bought that hook line and sinker, and went to bed.

Meanwhile, Eric goes upstairs with Jen and melts down again. This is worth looking for in the live feeds sometime between 6 and 7 AM Every other word is the F bomb and he is saying that HE has the POWER to get them out of the house and what a fucking WHORE Danielle is, etc etc. We think the boy is just plain jealous that meathead Nick is Danielle's lapdog. At the same time this meltdown is going on (and trust me it was a doozy, Eric was almost BAWLING), Danielle and Nick were out in the hammock where Nick was groveling at Danielle and she gave him the icey treatment for a good hour or longer. She is very good at making men pay for the slightest of slights.

Eric goes to bed, everyone who is awake convenes on the patio and talks about his meltdown. One by one, they drift off to bed. Danielle and Amber appear very close. I don't see how Carol is going to flip this vote. She almost had it flipped until Jen just fucked it all up by starting this ruckus.

What do I mean by flip the votes? Well some very interesting things developed over an excruciatingly slow morning and afternoon. We were treated to everyone in the house thinking they had their little alliance of 4 all configured and had one or 2 others targeted to come in for protection. The funniest thing was everyone has a different group of 4. It changes based on who is talking to who!!

What did come out was finally Mike and Zach TALKED today. Mike talked a lot during his "date" with Amber (when he could get a word in edgewise). Zach spend a long time in the HOH alone with Kail where we finally got to see evidence of a Mrs. Robinson alliance. BB hinted at such a thing in the previews for Sunday's show last Thursday night, but it was very fleeting and I thought it might be a redirection since we saw nothing of this on the feeds. Granted, we haven't seen Kail on the feeds either, but still!!

In the HOH, Zack and Kail confirmed that the 3 mactors (Zach, Nich, and Mike) are aligned with Kail. I think both of them think they are running this alliance. Zach wants Mike or Nick to win HOH next week, not him. That caused Kail to raise her eyebrows. She realizes that he is not falling on his sword for her by revealing his personal game strategy to the house by winning HOH this early. They went down, one by one, how they felt about the threats in the house. Zach is convinced there is a 6 (I think, I can't remember now), but he is wrong, it doesn't exist. Kail thought there was another alliance she was wrong about. They did identify that Dustin, Dick and Amber are close so then they decided they needed to flip the votes and get rid of Amber. Zach said he would see what could be done.

Meanwhile, Carol is working everyone, and has Jen in her corner. She thinks she has Danielle, but based on what I saw this morning after meltdown, I don't think so. Danielle was laughing at Jen and Carol being aligned, saying it was going to be the shortest alliance in BB history . Little Danielle is quite astute. Carol finally got a hold of zach and he wisely told her to tell her "for sure 3" votes to come see him personally and if they did, he would flip 3 votes for her. Zach obviously gave away his gig to her by making that statement because anyone smarter than Carol would. know the meathead alliance is alive and well.

So Carol went to Joe and tried to convince him to go see Zach. Joe only made half promises. I think she thinks Eric is in her corner, but Eric now being close to Jen won't help Carol because Nick hates Jen. We haven't had time to see Carol work this yet. She hasn't had the opportunity to get everyone alone that she needs to talk to. Look for that today, Sunday. Meanwhile, Carol probably hasn't figured out that Jen screwed the pooch for her over this Nick jealously thing.

Jameka's presence in the house is coming more visible. So far everyone likes her. Joe bored us to tears with stories today. I had to change feeds, I can't handle his drivel. I don't understand why more people in the house like him instead of Dustin. Right now as I type this, Nick was telling Dick in the hot tub he trusts Joe more beause he "went through this thing with me". He was referring to the pre-show stuff. I wasn't aware that BB let potential castmates have interaction before sequester. But before we could hear the details, we have Vortex of Water or VOW.

Kail was more present today than other days, but I think she is pulling an Erika playbook. She just goes, hmm, ahh, ohhh, I see, etc etc platitudes when people talk to her. When Zach asked her what her husband did, she said "he works in a store". When pressed more, she indicated he was "laid off from safeway and now is a manager at this small grocery store in town". She probably owns it.

Jessica talks to everyone, but she won't flip her vote for Carol. She is worried that if Carol wins HOH, she will get put up for eviction, so Jessica wants her out and Jen right behind her.

Jameka floated the balloon of getting some of the guys out before too many girls go out. When Danielle tried to get her to tell which ones, Jameka deflected answering and was saying, in general.

There was so much drama in the past 3 hours, that I am losing track of what happened earlier in the day. All I remember is that we were comparing the feeds to watching paint dry, and were more entertained by flaming the noobs starting stupid threads than being entertained by the feeds. However, we can thank AMERICA'S HOUSEGUEST this year for breaking the ice and having a 12 hour ongoing meltdown. It brought out Jen's and Nick's confrontation, etc.

Now everyone can sleep because only Dick is STILL UP at 6 am Hamster time. However, I can see BB waking them up for a POV ceremony today. Speaking of POV, Danielle did tell Amber and Nick that she would use the veto if she thought Kail would put Jen up. The Mrs. Robinson alliance is having Jen up in the HOH with Kail because they felt it would misdirect attention from their alliance. It is working, because the whole house thinks that Kail is close to Jen. I think Kail finds her to be a fickle, shallow, vapid twat, just like we do. But no one has the guts to ask her to put Jen up if Danielle uses the POV.

One last observation, so far everyone in this house seems to pitch in and do their fair share of laundry, dishes and cooking. I haven't seen that much balance in my years of feed watching. Dick manages to get a few loads of towels in before he goes to bed and he always washes all the dishes, too. So the early risers come down to a clean kitchen.

And, Dick is treading carefully around Danielle. He is glad she gets to eat (BB lifted the slop ban at midnite last night) and Danielle has had at least 2 meals and a big bowl of ice cream before she finally went to bed.

Speaking of bed, I need at least a nap before I try to get done all the shit I need to do this weekend that so far is not started

Peace Out.