1. Do you think Obama's birth certificate is fake and think that the entire medical community of hawaii is pwning you?
2. Have you purchased any of the following in bulk in the last four months as if it were Y2K? Ammo, non-perishable food items, orange boxes full of newspapers to fend off the govt's bullets or night vision goggles.
3. Do you find yourself nodding vigorously in agreement whilst listening to Rush Limbaugh?
4. Do you pine for the days when at least Bush would just fucking lie to you and get us into a catastrophic war with untold American/Mid Eastern deaths and casualties because some asshole fucked with his Pop vs going after the guy who actually PLANNED the attack on America and admitting it might not work so you could get back to your Tivo of DWTS ?
translation: we're you pissed off that AI was bumped to hear from the Prez?
5. Do you think Ann Coulter is just being straightforward and honest vs a lying hysterical mouthpiece who just wants to sell books to kooks who participated in question 2?

















