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#25. Éomer


I don't know why, but I always hated this guy. I think he's very boring and forgettable. I'm not even exactly sure what role he plays in the movies. But I don't like how smug he looks. And I always get him confused with Boramir's brother. Plus he always gave me a weird Chad Kroeger from Nickelback vibe. That's not a good thing. I poo on this character.

#24. Rosie Cotton


^^^ Do you like my photoshopping skills there? Wooooo, she's surrrounded by green squiggles!!!

I don't really have anything against Rosie. She's cute for a hobbit and she obviously had good enough taste to marry Samwise Gamgee. But she's just not big enough of a character to have left a major impression on me. That's about it. Sorry, Rosie. May you be saved by an outcast twist and make it all the way to the F4, or something. Yeah.

Triple post, then my body requires sleep.

#23. Galadriel (The Lady of the Wood)


Again, I don't know why.... but I was just really bored with this character. Her role seemed slightly insignificant. And there was just something slimy about her that I didn't trust. I just don't like her at all. She did have one cool moment in the first movie where she started power tripping about almost having the ring. But that's about it. Boo hoo.

#22. Witch-king of Angmar


Since all these guys look the same (and I am not just saying that because they're black *omarosa*), I feel obliged to point out that the Witch-king is the leader of the Nazgul. Legend told that no man would ever kill the Witch-king. And it wasn't a man who ended up killing him, but a woman! Epic fail, dude. That's about all I got on you.

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OK I have seen NONE of these movies so won't be adding commentary on this ranking

Blasphemy! =o

#19. Elrond


Something about this guy always rubbed me the wrong way. I know he only wants what is best for his daughter and his people, but he always seemed like a giant pussy to me. A giant pussy who is too serious and has no sense of humor. I'm glad he finally saw the light and helped humanity in the end, but it wasn't enough to make me like him after he was so much of a prude for so long in the series.

#18. Treebeard


OK, now we are getting to the part of the list where I actually start liking the characters. Treebeard is a really cool character just for the fact that he's a giant talking tree. Or an Ent. Whatever you want to call it... He is the catalyst for all the trees revolting against Saruman, knocking down the dam and flooding Isengard. Despite being cool and all, he plays a relatively small part in the movie and we never really get to know a whole lot about him.

17. Éowyn


Eowyn was pretty cool because she was a strong chick who wasn't afraid to pick up a sword and fight. She went through a lot of tough times in the films, and it only seemed to make her stronger. She was forced to sit by and watch as her King became corrupted by Saruman. All the while dealing with the advances of slimy old Wormtongue. She also had a thing for Aragorn, only to be crushed when her love for him was rejected. She dealt with these problems by picking up a sword and defending Minas Tirith, side by side with Merry. She was the one who killed the Witch-king in the battle of the Pelennor Fields. "I am no man!"

She doesn't rank higher because I never really considered her to be a central figure in the storyline of the movies.