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Don't worry guys, I am weeding out all of the crappy characters out very fast.

63) Meat-(Appearance MK4).

I hate how he was actually considered to be a real character.� He had no point in the storyline.� Ed Boon added him as a joke character, and then decided to add him in for Mortal Kombat Armageddon, when they got all the characters back together.
Ed Boon "Wouldn't it be funny if we gave him cleavers?� He would be like a butcher that cuts meat.� Get it? Meat?! haha"

62) Mokap (First Appearance: Deadly Alliance)


Bleah, another joke character.� He was made to be Johnny Cage's sidekick.� Too bad no one actually cared.
Oh yeah, do you know what Mokap stands for?� Apparently it stands for Motion C(K)apture.� Wow Ed Boon, you are sooo funny. � Mokap along with Meat were pretty much reasons why MK ended up sucking.� Ed Boon cared so much about adding new characters, instead of actually caring about whether it would be a good fighting game.

61) Chameleon (First Appearance:� Mortal Kombat Trilogy)

Man Mortal Kombat sure love their ninjas.� Apparently they had different colored pallette ninjas, in order to save memory while geting many characters for the first three games.� Then in Mortal Kombat, they had an idea of having a transparent ninja, that changes colors.� Not only does Chameleon end up looking like the other ninjas (sub-zero, scorpion etc.) but he steals all of their moves.� So lame.� He is incredibly hard to beat though.

60) Kobra (First Appearance: Mortal Kombat Deception)



The first "real character".�� Hmmm....the guy looks familiar.� Doesn't he look incredibly similar to another character from another fighting game?� Gosh it might be a bit of coincidence that he looks incredibly similar to Ken from street fighter.� I'm really surprised that Street Fighter did not sue Mortal Kombat for blatantly copying one of their characters.� Oh yeah, Kobra shoots fireballs too.� He is also incredibly lame character in a lame storyline.� Apparently he is one of the henchmen of the Black Dragon (The one that Kano was in charge of as well as Kabal later on)


59) Hsu Hao (MK Deadly Alliance)



You have the black dragon clan ran by Kano.� Then Ed Boon decided to make the Mortal Kombat storyline incredibly complicated by adding a Red Dragon Clan.� Enter Hsu Hao, he wasn't even a leader, just a lame assistant to another guy named Mavado (who?).� I love how his name is Hsu Hao (Chinese Name), yet he looks like Hitler.� The only good part about Hsu Hao is that Jax rips out his chest (see picture above) at the end of Mortal Kombat 5.� But apparently he miraculously comes back two games later.

58) Moloch (Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance)

One of many lame final bosses.� Big ugly monster.

57)Onaga (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Again, lame monster boss.� Aparently he originally supposed to be what happened to Reptile (Reptile apparently evolved into this monster named Onaga), but that got nixed.

56)Blaze (Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance)

Another stupid character.� Yes Mortal Kombat Producers cared more about quantity than quality characters.� Yay, a ball of flame.� I ranked him higher, because he does contribute a lot to the storyline of Armageddon.� The problem is that the plot of Mortal Kombat 7 is utter crap.

55) Shujinko (Mortal Kombat Deception

"That Shujinko undid his mistake and destroyed the Dragon King is of no importance. Those who place Earthrealm in harm's way will pay with their lives. "

The guy is so lame for so many reasons.� 1) He is a complete rip off of Gen (Street Fighter Alpha) as well as any stereotypical old asian man.� 2) All of his special moves (like Chameleon) are stolen from other characters (that is the whole part of a storyline for MK6).� 3)He got tricked into giving all of the power to Onaga (but was disguised as a floating ball).

I was hoping that Raidens ending (see above) was true.� Old man deserved to die.

54)� Jarek (MK4)



Jarek is another lame character who is another henchmen for Kano (Black Dragon Clan).� His fatalities are a complete rip off of Kano (Pulling someone's heart out).� Actually Kobra does the same fatality as well.� The best part of Jarek are the endings.� Lol, he falls off a cliff.�(Warning graphics of MK4 is so awful)

53) Drahmin (MK Deadly Alliance)


He is ugly, and he smells and attracts flies.� He is friends with Moloch, the big ugly monster.� I actually should have ranked him lower.� In the Deadly Alliance storyline, he tries to chase down Scorpion.� Obviously he failed.

52) Daegon (Mortal Kombat Armageddon)



He is part of the red dragon.� He is really boring.� Mortal Kombat Armageddon is a story revolving two brother trying to compete on who can beat the crap out of Blaze (the ball of fire).� One is good, and one is evil.� Obviously from the picture Daegon is bad.� Such a cliche storyline.

51) Taven (Mortal Kombat Armageddon)

Taven is the good brother.� Part of the lame storyline.

50) Reiko (MK4)

Another who character.� Apparently he was supposed to be a fake alibi for Shao Kahn.� Ed Boon nixed that storyline, therefore Reiko is a nobody.� He shoots really cool shooting stars though.

49) Darrius (Mortal Kombat Deception)


I am pretty convinced that the staff of Mortal Kombat has a stereotypical view of black guys (llok at picture above).� Darrius is another forgettable character.� Mortal Kombat Deception like I said before the staff tried to complicate the story too much.� Darrius is part of the Order Realm.� The Order Realm likes order that hates people from another realm called the Chaos Realm, leader is Havik.� In the Order Realm, there is infighting between Darrius, and a guy named Hotaru for leadership.� So Darrius is rivals with Hotaru, and is also rivals with Havik and side deals with a dude named Dairou.� Makes sense?� I guess not.

48) Tanya (MK4)



Tanya has to be one of the fugliest women in Mortal Kombat.� (Yes even more than butterface Mileena and Tranny Sheeva).� Tanya is the residential evil bitch.� She comes from Edenia (Where Kitana, Sindel, and Jade resides).� Shao Kahn, Quan Chi, Shinnook separately have tried to take over Edenia.� Tanya goes and turns on Kitana and Jade and sides with Shinook.� She lader switches loyalties again and sides with Onaga.� Jade hates her as you can see in her ending.� Jade throws a glass container filled with some chemical, that makes that Baraka and the rest of the Tartakans beszerk and they slice her to pieces.



In Mortal Kombat Deception, there is a new mode called Hara Kiris.� Its where, if you lose, you can kill yourself.� Tanya is ranked a lot higher, because she has the biggest WTF hara kiris.� Seriously, WTF?!�

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I will elaborate some groups.

Black Dragon-Rivals with Special Forces and Red Dragon
Kano (leader)
Jarek
Kabal (New leader)
Kobra
Kira

Red Dragon-Rivals with Black Dragon
Mavado (leader)
Hsu Hao
Daegon

Special Forces-Tries to protect Earth, rivals with Red Dragon
Sonya-Co-leader
Jax-Co-leader
Kenshi
Cyrax
Johnny Cage?

Lin Kuei-Rivals with Scorpions clan.
Sub-Zero (Quit Lin Kuei, ex-member)
Cyrax (Reprogrammed and joined special forces, ex-member)
Sektor (New Leader)
Smoke
Noob Saibot (Original Sub-Zero, went to the NetherRealm, ex-member)
Frost

Orderrealm
Hotaru
Darrius
Dairou

Chaosrealm
Havik

Edenia
Sindel
Kitana
Jade
Taven
Daegon (switched loyalties)
Tanya (switched loyalties)
Rain (switched loyalties)

Netherrealm
Shinook
Quan Chi
Noob Saibot
Drahmin
Moloch
Ashrah (tries to escape)
Sereena

Outworld
Shao Kahn
Goro
Mileena
Baraka
Motaro
Kinatro
Reiko
Ermac (switched loyalties)

White Lotus (allies of Special forces)
Bo Rai Cho
Liu Kang
Kung Lao
Kai

Elder Gods
Raiden
Fujin

Zatarra
Reptile
Khameleon
Nitara

Random individuals on Earth
Li Mei
Stryker
Nightwolf